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Yep, someone explain to Eben that women love to be "taken", but are never taken once tooken.....

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Leaving site.

I was a bashful 15........But an hour later I was a braggin full grown man.

She was 21.

And no, she wasn't my school teacher.....But there was one teacher I wish had molested me.

Oh I think I'll slide by that question -  :whistle:

I have an odd story to tell though -

One of my regulars who has been following my show for 2 yrs put
a picture of his thing on his cell phone. Then he proceded to walk around telling his guy friends they had a call. They would go to answer it and see the picture. I would see their reaction, but didn't know what the picture was.

hahaha joke

But then he started showing anyone who would look at the picture telling them don't
tell babs what it is. Well I didn't really care, so didn't bother to ask. Next time at
karaoke he told me he wanted me to see a picture of his daughter. I didn't know what it was at first. Then I saw it. YucK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why on earth would he do that. Believe me it was nooooooooo turn on.

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When you're in middle management in a large retail chain, that's mainly women it's an impossibility (to hold a full time job).  Absolutely horrid environment. They don't pay enough for that type work, it'll kill any guy in no time. Dept store retailing is about as bad as it gets IMHO.. Larger the chain/store, worse it is.

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Guys like him shouldn't have daughters....I admit my pics have ended up on a few cell phones, but I didn't take them!

It really bothered me he did that. He has been at every show for 2 yrs. , 3 nights a week. Always been a help to me when I needed it. He showed my best friend and his own cousin (girl). I have to admit I think of him a little differently now and not in a good way.

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A few girls I know would consider that sexual harassment. Probably because it does constitute that. Especially if the person isn't a friend of yours. What was the intent ?

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Well, one day I came home from school, and my mama asked me how school went, I said "ok, I guess....I had sex with my teacher", she said, "you little sex maniac, you're just like your father. Now go up to your room, and don't come back down, til your father has a talk with you" My dad comes home, and asks, "where's my boy?" my mom says."I sent him to his room, now you go have a talk with him" dad says," what'd he do?"...she says" you ask him, now go talk to him"...dad goes upstairs, and asks me,"what did you do to make your mother so mad?" I say,"I don't know, all I said was that I had sex with my teacher" dad says,"you had sex with your teacher? how old are you johnny?" I said I'm ten, but I'll be eleven next month" he says, "congradulations, I was almost 13 when I got my first piece, so you beat me by 2 years, now women don't appreciate that kinda stuff, but I'm proud of you son. Matter of fact, you know that bike you wanted for your birthday? forget your birthday, let's go get that sucker right now to celebrate your manhood." So my dad takes me to Kmart, and buys me a blue Stingray, with a banana seat, and all the bells and whistles, and we're having a hard time getting it into the back seat of the car,, so my dad says, "hey john boy, we're only about a mile from the house. Why don't you just ride that bad boy home?"......" I don't know dad........my a$$ is still kinda sore!"  :shock:

But don't you call your show 'monkey business karaoke'? He just wants to monkey around with you.

Someone should tell him a smart monkey don't monkry with another monkey's monkey.

Mine was returned to me about 1 1/2 years ago.

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I find a lot of things sexy...But I am shallow and go for the looks first... Then I look for personality...But if I know someone that has a good personality first, they then become sexy to me....

BTW...I been thinking about my answer every since this topic was started...

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Yeah, what the heck is wrong with him? Have some class, buddy! I have a picture mounted over the fireplace. It's very nice and helps warm up the place, really.  LOL

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Yeah, he must have thought it was pretty da mn funny it sounds like. Showing his cousin was a nice "Jerry Springer" style move, too.  Once you do that, you can't take it back. I only show pics of my arms (that look like an a ss, or so I'm told). But I never showed my cousin.  :worship:

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Yeah, I think I'd be a bit freaked if I were you. Takes a really weird personality to do something like that. Even being a guy I try and imagine myself doing something like that and it is just unimaginable. I don't think I'd be able to come up with such a concept. Sounds like he is interested in you though, and is trying to get your attention. Apparently he hoped it would get you horny or something. Dude's apparently clueless. I have to give him an 'A' for originality though.

Give an adult in a bar an "A" for originality for doing something like that ?    I'd give a 3 year old child in a bathtub an average grade for that type "show and tell". Somebody this guys physical age, who's allowed to engage in social activities with other adults, should instead be locked away in a cage at the San Diego, or Bronx Zoo..  Only problem is,  I sort've feel sorry for the other chimps in his cage who get sick of seeing this guy hanging upside down from his perch playing with himself. Trying to impress the audience. Where will the other chimps go for some normalcy ?

(Bab's,  are there any busses outside your bar with zoo advertisements on them ?  Are they bussing the Chimps into your show?)

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I only mean in the sense of pure originality - or something no one else would think of. As far as category of originality I totally agree with you. But in that regard, yeah - I actually wouldn't give him anything, the dude is obviously a creep.

Might want to make sure you have an escort as you go to your car at night.

Bill

Bab's,  Make this into a T-shirt, and hand it out for your fans to wear.
This should freak the guy out






(this is assuming the vegetable can read)

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I wish I had written this::

That's beautiful man  :bawling: