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AND......... the mystery is over. You ARE a man.  :yes: So, go change your silly little symbol back like it belongs.

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We also discovered that BigDog is a lap dog.

Or, hmmmm....... Should I tell what I REALLY think is sexy??

Men who are good with their hands. (not THAT way....) Though, that helps too.

Men who drive little sports cars drive me nuts. Oy... *don't go there Charmin, calm down*

Men who are kinda shy in public, but confidentally cut loose behind closed doors...




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And now back o the question

GIRLS FIGHTING
Cursing, crying, pulling hair, throwing drinks, abusing bathroom attendants and being convicted of assault: sexy. A mug shot with a tear-streaked face: even sexier.

THE AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE YOU HEAR WHEN YOU DIAL 4-1-1
"I think you said, 'Spank me hard.' Is this correct? To confirm, press 1 or say yes."

GYNECOLOGY
Very serious matter, seven years of training, blah, blah, blah...We just want a set of those stirrup things. Think they can be rented for private parties?

OUR FRIENDS' MOMS
They were hot when we were 13 and didn't know any better. Then we grew out of it - only to grow back into it. We were right the first time.

GIRLS HUGGING
Look! Their nipples are almost touching! Damn those blouses!

FEMALE BARTENDERS
If we passed them on the street, we wouldn't look twice. But put them in a dark room and in charge of beer and suddenly we're babbling idiots. And not just because we're wasted out of our mind. Well, it's not totally because we're wasted out of our mind.

FEMALE POLICE OFFICERS
Beneath the stern expression, starched shirt and firearm is the soft, yielding, lightly scented flesh of a woman. A woman who could shoot us if we looked at her the wrong way. Ideally, while we're handcuffed to the headboard.

PREGNANT WOMEN
Because their boobs get even bigger. And because they're broadcasting to the entire world that they just had sex.

WOMEN WHO HATE US
Particularly if they've belittled us in front of our friends, called us ugly and/or gay and are going out with much better-looking, manlier men than us. Those girls are as hot as our confidence is shattered.

LINGERIE DEPARTMENTS
Not the lingerie itself, but rather the notion that we might get a sales girl so wildly turned on by our blithely fingering the same undies she's wearing that she has to enact her fantasy of raunchy sex with a total stranger in the nearest dressing room. (Preferably, that stranger would be us.)

VISIBLE PANTY LINES
Because they're visible! And they're panties!

Just my 2 cents

Now, that aint sexy. Wouldn't you rather KNOW her hands are elsewhere while she's chatting with you? You're no fun at all.



Er, a "lap-dancing" dog, or just a common "lap-dog"..... cause there's a difference. One would be MUCH sexier than the other.  :yes:


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You show me yours - I'll show you mine  LMAO

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Thank you ladies for your kind words and compliments. The fact that I can still stir emotions of women half my age is indeed flattering.

This topic did however bring to thought another subject. One thing that I truly despise are men that brag about their conquest in public places. Word to the wise, if we ever meet, don't cross that line. Now don't get me wrong, I love to check out the ladies just as much as the next man. I have many women friends who are gay and we often engage in conversations about what we find attractive in other women. But the one line we don't cross is discussing what goes on in private.

The bar I go to includes many of the local taterheads as I call them, who feel that proof of their manhood is bragging about how their so called 'wh***s' tend to their needs.
One fellow in particular felt the need to brag very loudly, thinking that he was in fact impressing the other guys who were sitting at the bar. At one point he turns to me and states, 'James, I bet you got yourself a wh**e tucked away somewhere don't cha?'
My reply; that my person of interest, was in fact not a wh**e but a woman of great personality and beauty and I didn't appreciate him referring to her in such a manner.
His response was a typical taterhead comment of 'Weelllll excuuuse me all to hell'
He went on asking, 'well if she's so great how come we've never seen you with her'
my response, was that she was in a situation that did not allow us to be seen in public at the moment, but in due time her problem would be resolved'
He came back with, 'oh so I guess she's married huh?'
'Yes she is for the time being' I answered, though becoming somewhat tiresome of this intrusion into my personal life.
His drunken state didn't quite pick up on my annoyance and he ask another question,
'well where is she right now?'
my comeback was, 'Well she's home cooking your supper wondering if your drunk arse is gonna come home soon, so you can eat, go to bed and pass out, at which time she will sneak out of the house and come spend the night with me.'
He jumps up and races around the bar only to be headed off by my friends who told him the truth, that I was just messing with him and had made it all up.
So this guys actually standing there almost in tears, asking me if I had made the story up, which I finally confessed that I had. Finally a couple of minutes pass, and he ask me, 'so you're not really going to meet up with my ole lady tonight then are ya?' and I laughed and told him 'no I wasn't going to meet her tonight, that I had in fact been over at their house all day while he was at work, so she was probably too tired to go out tonight'....
Later on when he finally calmed down, he comes over and ask me why I was giving him so much crap. I told him, 'I know your wife and she's a good lady, deserves better than you, but the fact that she does love you remains the only error in her character that I can find. But since she's determined to make it work, perhaps he could show a little bit more respect for her when he was in public. He apologized and walked back to finish his beer. He got up to leave and the guys ask him where he was going. He said, 'James has done scared the p*** out of me, I'm going home to see my ole lady'.

My point is gentlemen, treat your ladies with some respect. She may be the biggest freakazoid in the whole world, but that doesn't mean you have to let the whole world know about it. Trust is a hard thing to come by in any relationship. If you feel the need to brag about something, brag about your favorite sports team, your car, your motorcycle, but remember your companion is a human being and needs to be treated as such.
But if you're at the point where you can't stand her anymore, send her my way, I've got plenty of room out in the backyard, and she wont be lacking for company.
(I'm just teasing)

laters,
James
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James...... I SO agree with you, about the man bragging thing.

To me, if a man is really *all that*, you'll know it, he doesn't have to announce it.

You can tell by the way he looks at you (it's all in the eyes). Some women hate when a man lets his eyes roam from head to toe, and back up again.... but, if done in the right way, not lewdly, wow, yeah.... and the way he touches your arm as he walks by you,  the tone of his voice when he says something to you...... true sexy men are EASY to spot, they are as Gill said, confident... but not boastful and arrogant.

And  LMAO @ your story.... good for you.

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Woohoo, finally women flirting with me in this forum.  :dancin:  

Wait, all of them are taken. Damn, just my luck. Where are the sexy single women who will do all those thing I talked about? /sigh

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They are all online Eben. They just hang at other sites... and charge a fee.  LOL


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"They are all taken"?

Buddy, you n me need go somewhere quiet and split a 12 pack...I got some good news for you.

OK, the truth is that I can't handle a full time job. I need to learn how to be a gigolo. Looks alone aren't going to get much clientel for me so I need to learn how to dominate a conversation in a way that will make women's mouths water and wanting to pay me the big bucks.

I could buy a book but those are usually not written by women. The best resources are here.

Being around women all day is a full time job.

I'm hopin' for a couple hours at a time.

Im getting tired just trying to keep up on all the threads

You and me both buddy. I need to be running, like....... 5 or 6 monitors here.

Geez, life is rough sometimes.  :(

I need to go to lunch, I'm hungry. And hungry makes me angry. And that's not good to see.  :D

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Leaving site.

Your independent lil' spirit is what makes ya so dayum appealing Gilly.

(but, trust me, I KNOW what you mean.... and in ways, maybe even envy you your independence....mine is long gone, haha)

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