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Hey, what happened to Breeze?...Remember her?

Has anyone seen her lately?

That gal is the only gal I know who could make me write hot checks and do totally stupid stuff for her....I mean totally stupid stuff.

She had it all!...just a little fluffy with goddess-like breeding hips and the most beautiful green eyes, and the absolutely most lush and thick brown shiny hair.....AAARRRRGH! ...That gal is so beautiful!

Someone put me out of my misery and tell me she is at least still alive!

Bigdog in drag....

One halloween I dressed up as Elvira the Mistress of the Dark.    Twice I did karaoke gigs as her all night.    Sang girls songs.    That's another story.   Anyway...

Shaved my legs, arms and part of my chest.     Lipstick, eyeliner, eyelashes, fake nails, wig, high heels, pany hose, spandex outfit, big fake b**bs.   Now I'm looking really good.  130 lbs of thightness.     Those 3" heels really pump up your legs and butt.

Go to a club halloween party with a girl friend.     We were sitting in a booth talking to her boss and some friends.   I see a shadow move in front of me.    It's a guy that wants to dance with me.  Now there were some nice looking "real" women in the booth.    He's at least 6'2".    In my heels I'm 5'9".    We go out on the dance floor.    And slow dance.    I put my head on his chest.   After the dance we go sit down.    I went to get a drink and I had to return going past him.   He grabs me and pulls me into his lap.   There are other people, men and women, with him at the table.    Now he's trying to touch (grope) me.   I'm motioning with my finger no, no, no,.....   He says he'll buy me a condo in Florida.     Now I'm getting interested.    :yes:   Anyway I get off his lap and I think OK, he knows I'm a man and that's the end of it.    His friends all laughed.    I go sit back down and continue to talk to everyone.    

In the mean time me and the girls went to fast dance.   Now I'm out there doing things in heels that I know women can't do.    I paid dearly for it too.   My right foot hurt until February.     Not kidding.    Shopping for the heels was another funny adventure.  

Another slow song comes on a little later and guess who's back wanting to dance again.    :shock:    Now he's in heat.      LMAO  :O    What's a girl to do?     How do you fend off guys you're not interested in?    :whistle:

Back on the dance floor he's dipping me and pulling me close.   Finally he says, What's your name?     In my manly voice I tell him.    He looks a little shocked and I asked him what his was.  He sobered up a little and said Butch.    After that we sorta went our ways, but all night long they all keep looking at me as if they didn't believe I was really a man.      I just kept waving back and acting like the little teaser that I am.    

It was a fun night.  I still laugh about Butchie.    LMAO

The best part came when I got home.   I used contact cement (instead of spirit gum) to glue on my fake appendages.   They came off with a nice layer of skin.    Yeeeoooowwwwww  :shock:  :O

I don't know what happened to Breeze. If I see her hanging around
I'll tell her you were looking for her.  



Bigdog - that is a funny story.

I had a guy hit on me when I was 8 months pregnant. I pulled my shirt
tight around my belly and told him no way unless he thinks this is his.  LMAO

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Men are pigs.     For one night he would have owned it.    :hi5:  :dancin:  :O  :yes:

I happen to like pregnant women...they kinda glow and exude female sex...not erotic sex, but the nurturing, comforting kind that lasts forever...Their skin gets really soft and kinda becomes translucent.....Their breasts get heavy and swell-the nipples  protrude and get so tender....Their hormones change them....makes me want to nurse and cuddle and protect them...Defend them....fix up the house for them.....A pregant woman makes me feel very, very manly around her....but they start acting vey, very female...lots of soap and roller coaster stuff.....Thank god they attract me and gentile me when pregnant or I would run from their nutty stuff....A pregnant woman can be nutty and I forgive her that.....You others who are fertile and full of drama,  you won't get no slack with me till I get you pregnant.

Bigdog, you have the worst timing!

I was into Breeze so deep and you come along with your in-drag stuff!

Talk about interruptusmaximus!

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Hon, the Wand is not designed to be used alone or with just one hand.....It's for those gals who either grip it tightly with both hands or don't mind a little help.

There are several things I find sexy but can't post them. I do have a few things I can post.

What I find sexy is when a woman is putting on a slinky, silky top and it just slides over thier breasts, I find that incredibly sexy. When a woman is standing front of a light source and you see a silouette of her figured in shades, I find that sexy. When a woman flips her long hair over her ears. When a woman lets out a slight sigh. When a woman makes an eye contact and smiles slightly. When a woman is sitting down and putting her stockings. That's all I can think of right now....

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I don't need much.....the fact that she's a woman is enough to get me worked up...........I love the way a woman's legs go from the ankles up, and make a perfect A$$ out of themselves.......they are all perfect in their own unique way........piece on(and I spelled it right....)........johnny

Eben, I hope you are typing with both hands.

EEEEwwwww!

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you too, Babs...Keep your hands where I can see them!

Keith, is there anything about a woman that you don't find sexy?

EEEEwwwww!

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Don't give up yet Gilly. He's just playing hard to get.

There are a lot of ways to communicate sexy or seductive thoughts. I'm trying to learn how to do this without being at all offensive. It is the form of communication that I am trying to teach myself for work.

In voice-over, a lot of the spots I am trying to get are more like whispering into the ear of the listener. I am trying to incorporate some depth in personality into my pitch. Learning different subtleties that are used in sounding seductive, will give me a lot of tools to be used a lot of different ways. These are good ways to grab a persons attention and keep them interested without yelling at them.

You might be amazed at how much each and every post before this can be applied in a tasteful way.

Thanks for your help folks and all posts are appreciated.

Dayum! Let me know if you're ever  passing through Never-Neverland, James!

Okay, so what do I find sexy?

Now I'm thinking....

Men with minds like ManInBlack...... and Eben.  :yes: (oh, and Gilly's wand)

(nothing perverse meant, don't run.... just making a statement)  :D


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