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Only the first half a dozen times or-so.   After a few days however we get used to it !

The secret is to make it look legit.  Tell them you were trying to pry out the Hamster wheel, and flourescent light bulb..

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Bit like childbirth I guess

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

That must be truly embarassing.  My mom makes excuses about me ALL the time !

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

I need to get outside,  can't allow another day to pass being glued in front of the computer... As they say in New Jersey... Ta Ta, Pip Pip and cheerio "n stuff !

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

analogies abound in my head...childbirth, splinter, little prick et al

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

My mom used to threaten me with retroactive abortion.

I threatened all of my kids with the retro abort many times......But every year on their birthday I thank God that they are not still in the first home they ever knew...ME!!!!

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

Good grief!!!! I go away for a couple of weeks and this is what happens.  Chuck's changed his username and Kap's avatar now resembles Ted Koppel.

What happened Chuck?  Are you now in the Karaoke Scene Witness Protection Program?  Somehow I think everyone knows it's you, you're using the same avatar.  

And Kap . . . if you were going to have cosmetic surgery couldn't you have picked someone better to look like?  

I'm working a new job so this is the first time I've had a chance to get here in quite a while.  I don't know when I'll have time to come back. I'm not sure I'm coming back.  You guys are scaring me.

Larry

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"Life is too short for diet soda and lite beer"

,  Yes,  I was going for that Letterman look, but Koppel works too !!

Welcome back Larry !  I asked where you were in a different thread.  Been a few weeks, not that I really missed your presence of course,  but I don't like statistically being one of the oldest members in this room  LMAO


Glad your OK btw...

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Good to see you again Larry.

Same here Larry...Things just arn't the same without your weirdness keeping us in line....

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

My weirdness?  All this time I thought I was the normal one.  Boy, my mom is going to be so upset to hear this!  LMAO  LMAO  LMAO

Larry

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"Life is too short for diet soda and lite beer"

Well, don't be TOO disappointed, Larry..."weird" and "normal" are VERY relative...especially among THIS bunch!!    :oh yeah:  :hi5:  :dancin:  :yes:

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If it's weird, it's normal.


Retroactive abortion ?   I'd just be happy being grounded, and confined back to the womb for a few years.  I've heard it's quite peaceful.  There's white noise that sounds like an AM radio between stations.  Beats most of what's out today on top 40 radio anyway.  

What I wouldn't like is having to go thru school all over again, school is very stressful, not sure how many of you agree, but there was NOTHING easy about gradeschool, related concerns around that time of life, development fear levels.  Nor was Jr. High, and Highschool easy, college was VERY difficult, Grad school they expected you to know what you were going to be when you grew up.  Childhood (at least when I was young) wasn't easy.. We didn't have options. YOU HAD to go to school, YOU HAD to pass courses, YOU HAD to do homework, YOU HAD to go to the dentist, have medical procedures that adults decided your going to have whether you needed them or not... You HAD to travel to horrid places, and visit smelly old relatives when your parents decided to go visit their grandparents and parents... You HAD to go to sleep when others said it's time... YOU HAD to do alot of things that just weren't right for you to do, but nobody cared because you were a Kid, and had no say in your comfort...

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Hey Steve have you ever tried a sensory deprivation chamber? I have been able to simulate the experience but not fully. It is very relaxing to let the mind just stop being stimulated.

If you can ignore being closed into a little chamber and the fact that they have you floating in a saltwater solution. You must also forget that the practitioner who locked you in was hot and the fact that you are locked in and maybe she doesn't like that fact that you noticed she was hot and my never let you out and...


It's very relaxing.

You see,  you've already flooded my sensory stuff with too much stimuli,  I'd have plenty to do in that little box now  LMAO

Oh man, over the course of last night, I came down with a WICKED friggin sinus or upper respiratory infection, horrible throat ears, etc...  On pain stuff... So I really need to try to assume some responsibility for what my fingers produce in here while I'm someplace else.  This might be a bumpy ride..

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

I've done it again. People seem to post like crazy when I'm not here.




Just because your paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

Maybe that means that if everyone really is out to get you, you're not paranoid.

Larry

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"Life is too short for diet soda and lite beer"

That's what they want you to think.

Ahhhh . . . the famous, but never identified, they.  What do you think "they" do when they retire?  They don't have social security cards or any assets that anyone has ever been able to find.  Hmmm.  Another inponderable.

Larry

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"Life is too short for diet soda and lite beer"