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I have a BUNCH...

"Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?"

"I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates...who said, 'I drank what?'"

"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

"In the words of my generation...UP YOURS!!!"

"Sometimes you just gotta say WTF" (acronym to get past Otto Censor)

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Moe in one of the 3 Stooges "period pieces" talking to a lady:

"All thine life, I've dreamt in rapture of meeting a heavenly maiden such as thee...toots!"

"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

"...go away or I shall taunt you a second time."

"It's just a flesh wound."

Bridgekeeper: "What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
King Arthur: "What do you mean? An African or European swallow?"

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KJ, FL

3 Stooges (a true guy only experiance)

phone rings, Curly answers....

Curly: "You don't say!"
Curly: "You don't say!"
Curly: "You don't say!"

...hangs up phone

Moe (hanging on every word) "Who was it?"
Curly: "He didn't say!"

Moe smacks Curly in the head

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Who loves ya baby?

We're knights of the Round Table
We dance whenever we're able!


Can somebody give me a push?

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Who loves ya baby?

Moe:  Why don't you get a toupee with some brains in it?

"Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard!"

Curly (famous last words shortly before receiving a conk on the cranium with a ball peen hammer):  "Hey, that lump in the carpet looks just ike Moe!"

Ooh.. my favorite movie line EVER, is in Tombstone, when Doc Holiday says:

"I'll be your huckleberry"

Right before he whups that guys butt.


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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Bueller?......  Bueller?......Bueller?  


Who's the U-Boat commander?  (awesome line from what film ??? anyone?)

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Who loves ya baby?

Do you remember the famous attorney's in the 3 stooges??  Dewey, Cheatum & Howe....Just awesome!!!

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

you'll be a daisy if you do.

it's made with real bits of panther, so you know it's good.

... Another good line.


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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

yes it is, taurus!  nice birthdate by the way......

Most of my personal faves (and my sister's) are from "My Fair Lady"

here's a couple *with heavy british accent:

"COME ON DOVAH!! MOVE YA BLOOMIN' A$$!!"


"I washed me face n 'ands before I come, I did"

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From Caddyshack 2: "Is it as hard to say as 'Oh My God help me! There is a man in my office with a flamethrower'??"

From Spinal Tap: "These go to 11" in regard to the amps and "Everything has to be folded" regarding the food.

These get me every time!!

Here are some good ones from Jim Carrey movies: (yeah, I'm doing my part to keep him in business!)

THE MASK
"Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny."

DUMB AND DUMBER
"When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her. "

THE CABLE GUY
"Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac."

LIAR LIAR (OMG, too many good ones!)
"The fact that my client has been ridden more than Seattle Slew is irrelevant!"

ME, MYSELF & IRENE
Charlie: "I have to take a pill every six hours or I feel... funny. No big deal."
Irene: "What's it called? "
Charlie: "Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage."

HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS
[cab drives by him]
"It's because I'm green isn't it?!!"

 LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL

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From Airplane:

And Leo is getting larger

what does it look like???  Like a big Tylenol...

Let's get some pictures.

I'll take Hamm on 5 and hold the Mayo.

Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?




Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?

Captain Oveur: I can't tell.

Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.

Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.

Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?

Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.

Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?




Jive Lady Played by Mrs. Cleaver....
Randy: Can I get you something?

Jive Brother 1: Smo fo buttah layin' to the bone, jackin' me up...tightly!

Randy: I'm sorry. I don't understand.

Jive Brother 2: Cutty say he can't hang!

Jive Lady: Oh, stewardess. I speak jive.

Randy: Oh, good.

Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

Randy: Would you tell him to just relax, and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicene.

Jive Lady: Jes hang loose, blood. She gonna catch up on the rebound a da medicide.

Jive Brother 1: What it is big mama? My mama didn't raise no dummy; I dug her rap!

Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don' git no help. Jive (@$%&#!) dude don' got no brains anyhow!

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

Airplane is one line after another - I love that movie!!

If you ever get the DVD watch the commentary..Makes the whole movie even funier than it already is.....It's one of my favorites...

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

Few here:

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

"Killed anyone yet Curly? - "The day ain't over yet"

"Nailed them both"

"Game over, man"

"I'm gonna make an offer he can't refuse"

"You can't handle the truth"

"Here's Johnny!"

"Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast."

"They're here!"

Can you tell I watch way too many movies? Thank god for Netflix. My queue is never lower than 75.  LOL

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Seize the day and SING!!!

W.C. Fields, in roadside diner:

"I don't know why I eat in here...the flies get the best of everything."