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PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:01 pm 
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Yeah but given that in the normal swing of things the broomstick would be considered phallic it should have been male to female not female to male if you follow my drift
Yes, I think I do. Also understand, I'm giving my trust to a New Zealander. That says a lot.


What is says is you are far toooooo trusting
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But...but... I only did it because I was trying to be polite !!  I thought it was a custom over on your side of the world  :shock:

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:02 pm 
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Chuck2 @ Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:01 pm wrote:
Sing us a song
you're the piano man
sing us a song tonight
while we're all in the mood for a memeory
you've got us fellin' alright.


Fellin? did you fall off my broomstick?

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:03 pm 
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How's the diet beer?
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Hey Foxe.

Did you pay the $5 cover charge at the door ?

There's live entertainment in this joint tonight ya know !

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MorganLeFey @ Sun Aug 13, 2006 2:02 am wrote:
Chuck2 @ Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:01 pm wrote:
Sing us a song
you're the piano man
sing us a song tonight
while we're all in the mood for a memeory
you've got us fellin' alright.


Fellin? did you fall off my broomstick?
Just my ancestral ways I suppose.

Like Hank Jr would say, it's a family tradition.


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All I want is a broom somewhere
far away from chucks deriere
that's one enormous scare
Oh wouldn't it be loverly !

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Steven Kaplan @ Sun Aug 13, 2006 2:03 am wrote:
Hey Foxe.

Did you pay the $5 cover charge at the door ?

There's live entertainment in this joint tonight ya know !
Drunks typing and sexy guys with avatars, you know, the usual.


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Steven Kaplan @ Sun Aug 13, 2006 2:05 am wrote:
All I want is a broom somewhere
far away from chucks deriere
that's one enormous scare
Oh wouldn't it be loverly !
By Jove, I think he's got it.


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Yeah,  This is as close as I get to Broadway.  So maybe we should reduce the cover charge to $2.50

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Steven Kaplan @ Sun Aug 13, 2006 2:09 am wrote:
Yeah,  This is as close as I get to Broadway.  So maybe we should reduce the cover charge to $2.50
Well, if you think we could still cover the overhead....


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Chuck2 @ Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:09 pm wrote:
Steven Kaplan @ Sun Aug 13, 2006 2:09 am wrote:
Yeah,  This is as close as I get to Broadway.  So maybe we should reduce the cover charge to $2.50
[highlight=blue][glow=violet]Well, if you think we could still cover the overhead[/glow].[/highlight]...



More sexual innuendo?

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MorganLeFey @ Sun Aug 13, 2006 2:11 am wrote:
Chuck2 @ Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:09 pm wrote:
Steven Kaplan @ Sun Aug 13, 2006 2:09 am wrote:
Yeah,  This is as close as I get to Broadway.  So maybe we should reduce the cover charge to $2.50
[highlight=blue][glow=violet]Well, if you think we could still cover the overhead[/glow].[/highlight]...



More sexual innuendo?
If it works for you then yah, sure.


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Chuck2 @ Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:12 pm wrote:
MorganLeFey @ Sun Aug 13, 2006 2:11 am wrote:
Chuck2 @ Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:09 pm wrote:
Steven Kaplan @ Sun Aug 13, 2006 2:09 am wrote:
Yeah,  This is as close as I get to Broadway.  So maybe we should reduce the cover charge to $2.50
[highlight=blue][glow=violet]Well, if you think we could still cover the overhead[/glow].[/highlight]...



More sexual innuendo?
If it works for you then yah, sure.



Husband is away for 2 months...gets home a month today...anything works for me specially batteries

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I understand that, sometimes a strong breeze is nice too.


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Chuck2 @ Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:15 pm wrote:
I understand that, sometimes a strong breeze is nice too.
LMAO  LMAO  LMAO  LMAO

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I won't run thru my Parody of the Show "Westbank" story.  Bad timing,  I had quite a parody..

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Steven Kaplan @ Sun Aug 13, 2006 2:16 am wrote:
I won't run thru my Parody of the Show "Westbank" story.  Bad timing,  I had quite a parody..
Dude, I love paradies. That's one of my strong suits in improv.


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Steven Kaplan @ Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:16 pm wrote:
I won't run thru my Parody of the Show "Westbank" story.  Bad timing,  I had quite a parody..



bring on da parody

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Sorry, I can't..  Especially considering the tamest lines go


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If you can fight in Jerusalem"

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