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That's just not right. I don't look half that good fresh out of the shower, dripping wet, hair combed back but still dripping into my face. Running through the cold house, cold, wet and wearing my bath robe, cooking dinner for my baby.

Oh man, I got sidetracked. What was I saying?








Ice Cream

Oh freagin' great, now you're tellin me that you're psychic. So much for privacy.






rubber bands

Cool, Charmin isn't here right now. Whew! Got some down time now.


All the fighting and backstabbing from earlier today is really getting to me. It must be Miller time. I don't drink Miller. Well, I'm stuck out then.









chopsticks

SURPRISE Chuck!!

Ya see, I AM psychic. (well, one of me is... you can guess which one)  

I telepathically heard my name being typed in a thread, so I had to come check.

Boo! You better be scared....  LOL


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thanks for the splitting maul o original bluestainedshoes...


Signed,

Bluestainedshoes Texas branch.....

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Hey, I got a branch in Texas... cool. Maybe I'll become incorporated:

BlueStainedShoes, Inc.

I LIKE it.  :yes:  :whistle:


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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

I took those old pics down chief!  At least we got a new avatar going -- looks good!!!  :dancin:

"~*Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take...
    but by the moments that take our breath away and by the
    amount of time it takes for our body to return to homeostasis
    and the O2/CO2 ratio in the bloodstream at 10 minutes
    following each episode*~"

    (j/k Charmin!)

Aha! I knew something was missing from her signature. Now it all makes sense, you're both chemists.







bailin' wire

Uh-oh!  It's a franchise now!  LMAO

Guys...be careful...we never know when that splittin' maul's gonna get us now!!  LMAO  :hug:

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If it's a cyber splittin' maul, it might be loaded onto my machine as a trojan. OMG, what are these women doing to us?










umbrella

Uh huh Odie, looks good my arse..... Well, I was just proving a point, since you seemed to be going out of your way to make me look *vain* and all that. NOW may I put some makeup on? This new pic is seriously boring me.  :D




Dave? Whaddya mean? I think I'm a pretty nice person.  :(  I would never skeer you intentionally. You are safe. (just... don't tick me off... and all is well)  :D



*la, la, la, ignoring the word Trojan- don't go there Charmin*

It's a top secret cyber maul, and I can't tell you what all it does. That's confidential info, Sorry Charlie. ( - Hey, I can properly use that with YOU)  It was invented to protect women on the internet from lurkers and stalkers... so you see, that's why I'm not afraid to cut loose on here, I have my protection. Alot of women have them, they just don't brag about them like I do.

But now I've probably said too much on the subject, and I may get my secret cyber maul license revoked. (I did win honors in the class though... best female cyber maul swinger on the west coast)  :D  But I gotta keep quiet on the subject from here on out. I'm really not supposed to talk about it in public forums.

Yeah, I'm thinkin' Charmin better sign back off the internet.... My really strange dufus personality is coming out today.  :drunk:

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So Charmin, if you're psychotic (sp?), what am I thinking right now?













potatoes

All I was trying to do was point out that you don't need to jump through the makeup and hair hoops in order for you too look good.  Now I would take that as a compliment!     But if you think you need to get all decked out then go ahead!  :no:  :)

She's just ignoring this thread anyway.














microwave oven

Well maybe that's for the best.  We're only going to get into more and more trouble.

Where Charmin goes trouble is soon to follow or vice versa.













meatloaf

Oh my gosh, why- I oughta smack your face Chuck!!!  You filthy minded lil' pig!!
And no way am I repeating that here in print!! The nerve of some people.  :no:

>totally got my hand on my hip, and am wagging a finger at you... just so you get the full effect with the visual and all<



Oh, sure Odie..... it was a COMpliment. I see.......  LMAO

I'm kidding you... but, yeah, this new pic has got to go.



Uh... am not. But I can't sit in here and play all by my lonesome.

Oh, and....... Told ya you couldn't stay out of here & ignore me.  :whistle:





Capital T please guys, always a capital T...... same as with the B word.

The reason I'm "not here" is I gotta run up the highway a bit, I'll be back......  if not this afternoon, then manyana... ( I just... gotta quit clicking back on here, so I can get out the door, lll)


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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Hi Charmin

Glad to see a really important topic on the forum
(thanks, Chuck!)

Also just wanted to finally say "thank you" for when you helped me out during my first gender-confused hours/day as a newbie.

Shoulda known then I was dealing with Mz Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof


Oh, and I think Chuck has it right -- you're a Fem-bot
(nobody else can be in so many places at one time)
either that or your illegally cloning yourself

Ann Charmin

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If she's cloning herself, I want a copy. I could always use a new punching bag.

Oh yes, this IS an important topic. Chuck is trying to find out all my secrets. But he never will..... I'm a complex little package you see.  :D



Haha, I was the one who "gender confused" you, if you recall. Or hey, wait a sec.... now that I think about it, that was Bigdog's fault.  :yes:



Well, ssshhhhh.... I'll let you in on a little secret, I'm really just barely over 5 ft, and not so bulletproof ALL the time.... but I can't let THEM know that. Gotta keep my image intact.




Tell ya what, I'll do a quick video of my "fembot powers" and post the link here, then you'll all see for yourselves. Okay?
And who would clone ME? Nobody would be so foolish, hahaha.

You're funny..... I like you. But- I'd kinda like to see your face. You gotta think about putting a pic up here soon.

Just make sure in the pic you get glammed up... but not TOO glammed up... these guys are all very picky and condescending. I've had a gazillion pics up here, and heard every kind of insult imaginable, hahaha.  :wave:

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥