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Oh, I've seen you at your house plenty of times.  You look great but you don't look as if you've just finished up a glamour photo shoot.  The glamour look is highly over rated!  IMO

Some women look good no matter what. I'm not saying that Charmin is one of them.





Wrestle

Don't worry, these lips and fingers are sealed!  Actually, you need to come up with some new secrets.  Have you seen the Copyright dates on the old ones?

Hey Don, since she doesn't want any of those old pics, I'll take 'em.





I'm building a new dart board.





Duct

Sorry Chuck, I can't do that.  I'm under a strict contract with her.  I know where my bread and butter comes from!!!  LOL

I can respect that.





Tape.

Don't worry about those words at the bottom of my posts. They're not subliminal suggestions or anything like that.


I'm getting tired of this one, I wanna pick on someone who can leg press 500lbs.







Sinnamon

I'm gonna hide now, Gilly's here.

Don't have time to clean up my mess, she'll know what I've been up to.

Gotta go now.









Hamburger buns.

Oh , gee, thanks Don. And here all along I've thought I DID look like an add for glamour shots? How depressing for me to finally hear the truth.  :crying2:



Ummm.... that's really not gonna work. Must I tell you-again?.... Personal insults don't offend me in the least. You can call me fugly, fat, stupid, (well.... no, not stupid, if memory serves me right, that one has caused me to get pi$$y a few times... ) But the perpetrator is not here, so I wont talk about him behind his back.  :D

You can even bash my singing, cause it wont make me stop singing anyhow.

I'm trying to think of what you could say to really offend me.... hmmm.... that's a toughie Chuck.

Oh, I know....... IGNORE ME....... Now THAT would tick me off. I can't stand to be ignored, it just makes me get louder.  And I'll start doing all sorts of crazy things to get the attention focus back on myself.  I hate being ignored, it hurts my vanity too much.

Why am I telling you this?  LOL (cause I'm daring you maybe....)

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Okay, so far I've got:

Mud Wrestle Duct Tape Sinnamon Hamburger Buns......  :shock:

Good job Chuck- you ARE confusing me. I applaud you.  :worship:

GOTTA go shower now, Don has made me feel downright fugly now, and I feel the need to cover my natural looks up with WAY too much makeup..... bye for now.


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And Chuck.......... Quit IGNORING me dayum it!!!  :D

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Hey Don, I'm listenin' to your latest sub right now. It's swingin'.


I started a thread in SS forum about duets.

http://www.karaoke-forum.com/viewtopic. ... 586#108586

I don't get there much but I hope it suits the environment.

It's not working Chuck...... You can try, but you wont succeed. (that line captured from Ross Gellar, haha)

I can literally see myself crossing your mind right now, you're no good at pretending-to-be-ingoring someone.  :no:


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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Did Charmin say somethin'. I didn't hear it but I think I can still feel her breath.










Tacos

Chuck......... Not having taken a shower yet today, and not having brushed my teeth, are 2 different things entirely buddy.

Even camping, or wherever, teeth brushing and mouthwash are numero uno for me in the mornings.

Nothing- NOTHING- to me, is worse than bad breath....

Just so you know. Cause that comment, makes me sound kinda skanky.

You can say my feet stink, just don't say I have bad breath. Cause I consider that a mortal sin....  :D


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No problems here.











tomato

Hey charmin...I see you scared chuck off for a while...psst...Don't tell him I told you this but I know exactly where he lives and since he doesn't know that I am really you, you could ship the Texas Bluestainedshoes the Canby Bluestainedshoes splitting maul and I could just take care of things here....

I'll take pics!!

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

Oh no, what did I do now?

You know......... You're making me hungry dang it.

So much for my new diet idea...... I'm gonna go to Taco Bell now.  :(


And hey, if Odie comes back:

Since he thinks it's fun to make it look like I put up a "glamour shot" photo (yeah right... like I even had much makeup on).... and insisting that doesn't look like me....

Here's a new pic. Fresh out of the shower, hair still partly wet and not curled atall..... and ta-da.... Not even a stitch of makeup on.  This is the bare me, don't care if it looks plain & simple, that's me anyhow.

So, Odie, does THIS pic look more like the real me?

See ya tomorrow guys,  gotta head to town.... (Taco Bell is now screaming my name.... really, haha)

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

I'm gonna just email ya the splitting maul, okay? MUCH faster than snail mail. (It's a cyber maul anyhow, ya see.... )

Thank you. And, hey, don't tell Chuck about it. Just... surprise him next karaoke night, okay? He'll never know what "hit him" .  LOL

 G'nite guys.......

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥