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On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair drinking beer and
watching my wife mow the lawn.  The neighbor lady from across the street
was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me,

"You should be hung!"  

I took a drink from my Bottle of Bud Light, wiped the cold foam
from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly
into the eyes of this nosey a$$ neighbor and then calmly replied,
"I am.  That's why she cuts the grass."

I went shopping for some camouflage pants.  I didn't see any.

I bought some instant water.  I didn't know what to add.

The invisible man married the invisible woman.  Their children weren't much to look at either.

If everyone IS against you, are you still paranoid?

Okay, I'll stop now.  You can thank me later.  LOL

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WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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mroctober,

Thanks!  I've already emailed that one to several friends!!

Susie

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[scroll]Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean...... [/scroll]

OK,  I just read this, and you've got me cracking up so much I can't see beyond my own tears....  Watching your wife mow the lawn !!   As if we're to believe you're married ?   OK let me read on and see if I can locate a punchline to this


Larry,  Don't get me started on Stephen Wright Jokes.... I'm still attempting to solve the riddle about strapping a piece of toast buttered-side up onto the back of a cat, and throwing the cat in the air.. Would the cat land on it's paws ?  or would the toast always land buttered side up, and the cat would end up on it's back ?

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I put instant coffee in the microwave once and almost went back in time.
-Steven wright

He's a lucky man, he's married to Mrs. Wright.

Steven....No woman would be Crazy enough to marry me....I snore. and love being single too much. been a bachalor for 19 years now ya think I would have my Bachalors degree allready.......maybe I don't cause of bad grammer and bad spelling.
Besides the fact that I'm Hung Like an elavator button.


either way....mom says Im still cute...Thats all that matters

The secret is catching one during an off, vulnerable moment Michael !   Sometimes they even learn to love us....  It's amazing the things people can get attached too... Weird looking pet's,  plants, rocks....



OK,  you do have a point,  we don't really stand a chance

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what was the dogs  Name in the Jetsons cartoon?

That's a great question for Dave, (Singing Squid).  Because to be honest, I don't even remember there being one.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Me too neither.

I have a feeling Michael is setting us up for yet another joke, Chuck !   It's that slapstick stuff coming on !

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astro silly

dup post

OK,  I give up.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

too slow

ATM ...shhhhh

Oh yeah, Astro.

KS, Is going to view us about as fondly as Boca Raton views David Clayton Thomas..

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

ok you win