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Hey Chuck, thanks for having the guts to "come out".  Now that you have done that I feel good enough about myself to come out too.  Yes . . . I too prefer women.

It's so nice to have a role model!  

Larry

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Larry and Chuck have sparked some courage in me.  i've been hiding for years with this shame that I too prefer women.  :shock: I just can't seem to help it. There I said it!!!  There's no going back now.....

Hey, nothing at all wrong with a hot woman. Sometimes I even prefer them too.  :whistle:


And this has GOT to be the smartest thing I've read here so far:



Milo- You go girl.

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Even cold is fine on days like today.



Go to Customer Service at the end of aisle 5.

Dayum.... I think we might actually get a bit cooler today. Or so they say... I've had enough 90's & 100's to do me for a while.

Odie, you have A/C over there? Cause we don't, and this house has been like a freakin' brick oven!!


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Yep, it's supposed to just be in the 80's till the weekend.  And no, there's no AC.
Just a bunch of fans and a big basement.  Even the basement has gotten upto 80 or so after all these hot days.

That's why I have no reason to complain. Being in Texas, they could expect it to get too hot down here so we are prepared.

I thought about moving to a cooler climate a couple of years ago but Canada won't have me.

Well, Wisconsin's not so romantic as Canada but our immigration standards are lower.  And we do have beer, brats and some women who would have you running screaming back to GiGi (so I expect she'd approve) and it's marginally cooler here than Texas.  So come on up.

I have to warn you though, they talk funny up here.  And they don't understand too good either.  The first time you say "I'm fixin' to . . . ." or "If that don't beat all" people will look at you as if you just stepped off a UFO.  I've been living here for 32 years and people I've know all that time still get a kind of fearful look in their eyes when I say Dee-troit or gi-tar.

But, in the fall there's deer season and that means "deer widows" on the weekends while the guys are up north hunting, drinking and going to girlie shows.  They tend to hunt in packs (the deer widows, I mean) so you have to be careful.  But if you can somehow cut one out from the herd you can have a real nice time.

Larry

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I might should ought to do that there what you said Larry. Sorry about the grammer, I'm trying to wring all ythe Texas out of my thoughts and that's what spilled out.

Wisconson is much closer to my Michigan family. My Texas family doesn't talk to me much anyway. It would take me about two weeks to get the accent right. I might not speak at all 'til then.

I think the main reason I would like to move is not the weather, it's the repressed attitudes down here. People are afraid to admit to the duality in their nature. They try so hard to "act" polite but then they'll run you over on the highway.

Anyways, I'll just stay cooped up in my house until this cold wave of highs in the upper 90's blows over. Yes, we do call that a cool spell. They get those up yonder a lot more that we get'em here.

Chuck

one cool thing genetics wise is men have a different chromosome than women.  while women have a XX for the "23rd" chrom pair, men have a "XY".  This is interesting because many gene expressions need two copies to be activated, and this makes men and women somewhat equal with the other 22 chromo pairs.  But the "23rd" pair, if you will, is different.  This means that if women have one "bad" gene on one of the X chromos, as long as they have a "good" gene on the other chromo (for instance, color blindness), it will cover them and they will be ok.  But if men have a "bad" gene on an X chromo, they are kinda sh1t outta luck!  Because they only have one copy, and it better be the good one (since they have no 2nd x, just a crappy little "y").  That's why  LOL (he he, y, why) 7 percent of men are color blind, while less than 1% of women are colorblind.  Of course this is not the only genetic difference between men and women (xy vs. xx).  But it is a pretty cool one, and kinda easy to understand compared to alot of genetic stuff.

 :hi5: Larry!

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Genes huh?  You sure you spelled that correctly?  

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 :hi5: Is there any wonder I've missed you Charmin?!  

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Yet another reason women rule!!  :dancin:  Kewlllllll!!  

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Yep,  Very easy to understand... Over time,  from standing in front of a mirror most of the day with hair coloring, women have finally developed a skill.. In time, they might even learn how to differentiate between the coloration of dark grey roots, and artificially bleached damaged hair follicles.
<running to get the telephone>..

Stay tuned, for tomorrow's episode, when we discuss in easy scientific terms (even a woman can understand) why wearing vertical stripes, doesn't change where the arrow on the bathroom scale points when you step on it.

Speaking of XX and Jeans....  Time to watch a human relations movie...Need to find out more about the differences between men and women..  I'm just fascinated with the social sciences...

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   OMG that is funny

...are we still fighting this war?

I was certain that women would have conceded defeat back in the 70's.




...or was it that I thought that they were conceited?


Too bad they don't enjoy the chromosomal diversity that men do. Our Y gene tells us when to stop talking and that saying goodbye doesn't have to take half of an afternoon unless we are going overseas.

How 'bout if we settle this by arm wrestling?




...in the mud.




Did I say that? My fingers are typing on their own again. I will need to tie them down, but they'd like that.

Oh my gosh, I went all the way through school being laughed at for saying "I'm fixin to".... people just do NOT get that statement. As to guitar, it annoys the hell out of my how some people say it. I think, I kinda pronounce it as "get-tar" and it sounds right. I hate when people run it all together, like gettar... dang yankees!!  LOL  When I hear it pronounced improperly, I wanna be a smart aleck (big surprise there) and say "I dunno what that is, I've never seen and instrument by that name". Same with the state I live in. It is Or-i-gun... NOT Or-eee-gone.  :no:

Anyways... Somebody needs to wake me up. I'm still tired, and when I'm tired I babble way too much...  :(

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Chuck, you'd lose, then you'd be all embarassed. So do like most guys would, and just walk away with your chest all stuck out like a bantam rooster, saying "Nah, I couldn't arm wrestle you, I'd hurt ya lil' lady". Then, you'll still have your pride intact.  :D

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥