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PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:03 pm 
Good evening Steven: I've not the credentials to impart meaningful advice in situations amorata but I think an evening of fine music or other entertainment, coupled with an intimate dinner for two at some cozy nook will leave the doorway of love slightly ajar once you arrive home together for the evening.  That and slipping something into her drink*


*"Say, isn't that a lovely picture over---there!?"

"Oh yes, but I like that one better..., uh, over there!"

"Well, cheers!" Aren't you going to have a sip? (eyeing glass carefully to ascertain if it's the one containing the extra ice cube)....

This also works best if you BOTH slip something into each other's drink.


Sorry, I get carried away.....just wish you luck!
 
This also works best if you BOTH slip something into each other's drink.


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:20 pm 
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That and slipping something into her drink*




LMAO


Nothing set's the stage for a night of romance better than Rohypnol, GHB, or Ketamine.


Wise woman must always beware of date that keeps asking, "Don't you have to get up and go to the bathroom yet?"

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TopherM @ 21/7/2006, 8:04 am wrote:
...she does not believe in pre-marital sex or sexual acts of any kind before marriage.


So tell her that you don't have to get married afterwards. Problem solved.  LMAO


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So tell her that you don't have to get married afterwards. Problem solved.


It works !   Why couldn't I think of this  :shock:

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Steven Kaplan @ Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:34 pm wrote:
I sold my soul on Ebay


There's the title of your song right there. Sounds like a country hit to me!!

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hehe  LMAO

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:49 am 
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Topher, this is a funny situation, because my favorite cousin is exactly like the chick you are talking about.  She is way beautiful, and has let us know she is having a problem meeting men.  We asked her (her brother and I) "what is the problem?"  And she goes on to tell us she digs men for the love and not the sex.  She said maybe it could develop into that someday, but it has to start out as a friendship type thing, for over a year.  Her biggest point, and in my eyes, biggest problem, is the fact that she doesn't want to date a man who is sexual attracted to her, she wants HIM to feel the same way she does.  So any man, no matter how much they mesh, is automatically out if they show sexual attraction torwards her.  People love to live in fantasy lands, I tell ya.  Watch the movie "Bedazzled" to find out what happens to "sensitive man".  funny stuff.  anyway, I have some ideas why my cousin is like the way she is.  I know her mom very well, my aunt, and this aunt is very cool, but she hates men with a passion, or at least she used to when she was raising my cousin.  Alot of Auntie's ideas rubbed off on my cousin, and she will be 4ever stuck with these demons, I think.  Anyway, just thought I'd give you a little insite with a similar situation.  jim


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