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I listened to an interview with Davey Jones once.  I thought he needed a lot more than a spanking.  Maybe a lobotomy.  I think I understood him just fine.  

I can't, of course, speak to situation with Mickey Dolenz.  Maybe he felt a need to be spanked.

Larry

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"Life is too short for diet soda and lite beer"

 LMAO  LMAO

You guys crack me up.

Kappy I have so many monkeys it would be an extreme pain in the butt
to bring them home ever night. I think I'm going to do what Susie said.
My regulars are extremely protective of me and if I make it common knowledge what happened they will keep a look out for the bandit. The funny thing is I bet I have a lot of people come to me telling me who they think did it. Someone will get labled as the monkey stealer.  LMAO

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I'll bet you recieve a whole bunch more monkeys too!

A girl I knew let me pet her monkey once.  We had a nice time and then her dad came home unexpectedly.  :whistle:

Larry

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Oh Larry  LMAO Be careful some monkeys bite.

I was thinking once the monkey story got out to the regulars they'd
start bringing me more. I seriously have monkeys coming out of my butt now.
Oh I know you'll have fun with that one.

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Bab's   Just make sure you look under everything for the monkey's...like the table and be sure they are actually missing before starting anything
Just a thought

That sounds like a better trick than a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat.  LMAO

Larry

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"Life is too short for diet soda and lite beer"

Oh man..Does anyone remember that scene from Bruce Almighty where the monkey comes out of that guys buttocks???  I so got a visual on that Babs....Ouch

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

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Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)

Are you on decent enough terms with the owner, or manager to put the monkey's in his office, or in some locked area at the end of the night so people can't take them ?  It's really ashame they are getting stolen, despite how little or much they cost.. It;s just wrong.. No place you can lock them up at the bar ?

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Put stickers on each Monkey.  


"This Monkey under constant surveillance by Wells Fargo"


If they are too small for that,  just brand  "666" on each monkey's forhead. (Actually that wouldn't work around here, they'd all disappear, likely even appear on Ebay as a Collectable thing)

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Es eso espanol ? mexicano ?

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Si, Chansa.

I couldn't find the right Latin word for seize the Monkey.

Srroy CHuck, missed this...

In Latin the word "take" has different forms depending on context


Seize would be Capio, Invado, or Occupo  (I think),  as in arrest, imprison, take by force.. However take for enjoyment would be a form of something like Usurp I believe, not sure..Latin was hell... (Usurpo)

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I can only imagine.

I studied Mexican Spanish at a restaurant where I worked a few years back. It was very easy for me to turn around to the guys to tell them in Spanish what I needed for appetizers. This saved them the trouble of having to translate in their heads what I was saying. It also helped with taking orders and desribing the menu items to a lot of the customers.

Some of the melting pot languages I'll never follow.  Just too confusing

Costa Rican
Tex-Mex
Spanglish
Mexican Spanish
Puerto Rican Spanish
Castilian Spanish
Cuban Spanish
etc


Isn't there a Mexadian too ?

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I don't know.

Yikes! I received 5 new monkeys last night. I'm going to take my camera to work tonight. I thought I'd try to get some pictures of them. I have them spread all over,
but I'll do my best.

I had someone fill in for me when I was on vacation. He told me he didn't put all the monkeys out when he worked.  LMAO I don't blame him - it does look kind of feminine to be surrounded by a bunch of stuffed animals.

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