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I just noticed your avatar  Back away from the bunny...and turn that crock pot off!!  

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Yah, he really enjoys getting a wild hair.

isis made me do it...have to hunt for my dinner these days.  and that's her rabbit too!
muahahahah

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Just don't hunt in her garden. I enjoy her preserves.

i wouldn't do anything to her garden...who do you think does the weeding! me that's who.  she gets all the glory for her garden, but i get dirty hands and rough hands and....

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I'm having visions of Elmer Fudd  LMAO

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Well thanks for weeding her garden. I'm just glad it looks good when I caom over to see it.

it's all about you chuck!!!

 :O  :O  :O  :O

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 LMAO  LMAO  LMAO  

Your visions of Elmer Fudd are causing GILLY to pop into my head...

...and it ain't bad!!  Hiya Gilly!!    :worship:

It's that opera episode too...

Kill the wabbit...Kill the wabbitttttt  LMAO

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Phatrat - all I could think of when I saw your avatar was I bet
that bunny leaves some pretty dumplings in that bowl.
Yum yum  LMAO

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww....  :shock:

Well wouldn't YOU if someone who looked like that was standing over you with a big freakin knife?!?    LOL

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Yeah he did look rather into it... maybe he actually likes eating whole bunnies  

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Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)

cough cough - fur balls

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Subject: Public Service Message from men to women

Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a
coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in.  Calling AAA is not an
option.  I will win.
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Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the
hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at.  If
another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be
able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and
everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink a couple
of beers, as a form of holy communion.
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Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup
and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan.  You're a woman.  You
never get as sick as I do, so for you, this is no problem.
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Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at
the store, like milk or bread.  I cannot be expected to find exotic
items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are the same thing.
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Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will
insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me
twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back
together.
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Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand
while I watch TV.  If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole
show looking for it...though one time I was able to survive by holding a
calculator...(applies to engineers mainly).
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Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about.  
The true answer is always either sex, cars, sex, sports or sex.  I have
to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask.
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Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your
mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her
any more than I have to.  Whatever you got her for Mother's Day is okay;
I don't need to see it.  And don't forget to pick up something for my
mother, too.
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Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie.  
Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't...and if you
are feeling amorous afterwards..then I will certainly at least remember
the name and recommend it to others.
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Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine.  I thought what
you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too.  Either pair of shoes
is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine.  Your hair is fine.  You look
fine. Can we just go now?
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Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2006, I will share
equally in the housework.  You just do the laundry, the cooking, the
cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest......like
wandering around in the garden with a beer wondering what to do.
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This has been a public service message for women to better understand men.

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Kelley
Star Sounds Karaoke & Mobile Recording Studio


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Kelly,

Your public service announcement was much appreciated.  It is rare to find a woman who realizes that men are also in need of love and understanding (preferably in that order) although if we absolutley have to we'll wait.  

Larry

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Kelley!!  

Men still confuse the heck outta me but I think I'm a little closer to enlightenment now  LMAO

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Same here !!!  LMAO

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Kelley
Star Sounds Karaoke & Mobile Recording Studio


[shadow=black][scroll]You have to respect your audience. Without them, you're essentially standing alone, singing to yourself....KD Lang[/scroll][/shadow]