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Singing Squid
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Sinnamon @ Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:17 pm wrote: phatrat @ Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:09 pm wrote: i quit trying to figure women out looooooooooong ago...i live by the simple motto that women are evil and men are stupid.. case in point.
if a women decides she wants a little "excitement" for the evening, she need only call a few friends and out they go. she will look around and joke with her friends about all the guys in the place. then when she is "ready" she will pounce on an unsuspecting man and, wah bam, off they go back to her place for some excitment.
men on the other hand (tee hee) have no such guarantees. they might pick up an "excited" female, but the odds are he will go home empty handed (metaphorically speaking).
also, there is the one word that a woman will say that will knock a man to his knees. and that word is NO.
men, being stupid, will do anything the woman says (if he thinks he has a chance) to get that no turned into a maybe, cause a maybe means there's a chance the man will have some "excitement".
see, women are evil (NO) men are stupid (will do anything to make that no a yes)
ergo, isis has "asked" me to do the laundry and dishes, so much for "excitement"
chuck, great verbosity!!!
larry, are you and chuck related? it's too scary to listen (read) you two...it's almost the same mind (you two should be scared) So what you're basically saying is men are easy...but that isn't news to us ladies...  As for us being EVIL...well, maybe...but I prefer the term "SELECTIVE" LMAO There IS mathematical PROOF of female evil a page back or so!! I agree with phatrat!! LMAO
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phatrat
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Sinnamon @ 13/7/2006, 6:17 pm wrote: [[/quote So what you're basically saying is men are easy...but that isn't news to us ladies... As for us being EVIL...well, maybe...but I prefer the term "SELECTIVE" LMAO see, the other things is women are good at twisting our words around!!!
many a war through out history have been started because of women
(dang, here comes isis running at me with that skillet again)
gotta run...and fast
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Sinnamon
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:37 pm |
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Singing Squid @ Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:22 pm wrote: Sinnamon @ Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:17 pm wrote: phatrat @ Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:09 pm wrote: i quit trying to figure women out looooooooooong ago...i live by the simple motto that women are evil and men are stupid.. case in point.
if a women decides she wants a little "excitement" for the evening, she need only call a few friends and out they go. she will look around and joke with her friends about all the guys in the place. then when she is "ready" she will pounce on an unsuspecting man and, wah bam, off they go back to her place for some excitment.
men on the other hand (tee hee) have no such guarantees. they might pick up an "excited" female, but the odds are he will go home empty handed (metaphorically speaking).
also, there is the one word that a woman will say that will knock a man to his knees. and that word is NO.
men, being stupid, will do anything the woman says (if he thinks he has a chance) to get that no turned into a maybe, cause a maybe means there's a chance the man will have some "excitement".
see, women are evil (NO) men are stupid (will do anything to make that no a yes)
ergo, isis has "asked" me to do the laundry and dishes, so much for "excitement"
chuck, great verbosity!!!
larry, are you and chuck related? it's too scary to listen (read) you two...it's almost the same mind (you two should be scared) So what you're basically saying is men are easy...but that isn't news to us ladies... As for us being EVIL...well, maybe...but I prefer the term "SELECTIVE" LMAO There IS mathematical PROOF of female evil a page back or so!! I agree with phatrat!! LMAO Well at least ya'll have a formula that SUPPOSEDLY tells you something about us women...with men there's no hope of us ever understanding...you guys are totally random, irrational, and unpredictable!! Men are kinda like one of those impulse buys we make when we go shopping...we know you have your uses...and you can come in handy...but after we get you home we aren't really sure if you'll be worth the expense...and a lot of times we end up saying to ourselves..."WHAT WAS I THINKING???" LMAO _________________ [glow=violet] **Sing like nobody's listening...live like there's no tomorrow**[/glow]
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Sinnamon
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:38 pm |
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phatrat @ Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:23 pm wrote: Sinnamon @ 13/7/2006, 6:17 pm wrote: So what you're basically saying is men are easy...but that isn't news to us ladies... As for us being EVIL...well, maybe...but I prefer the term "SELECTIVE" LMAO see, the other things is women are good at twisting our words around!!! many a war through out history have been started because of women (dang, here comes isis running at me with that skillet again) gotta run...and fast Get him Isis!!!!  _________________ [glow=violet] **Sing like nobody's listening...live like there's no tomorrow**[/glow]
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phatrat
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:47 pm |
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quick...what's the number to 911
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'Nuff Said  _________________ Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)
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phatrat
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:49 pm |
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oh wait...if forgot....i like it rough
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Sinnamon
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fierynette @ Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:48 pm wrote: 'Nuff Said Hell yeah!!!!!  LOL _________________ [glow=violet] **Sing like nobody's listening...live like there's no tomorrow**[/glow]
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phatrat
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see..that goes to exactly what i wrote earlier
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!!
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You only just figured that out? Wow...  _________________ Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)
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Sinnamon
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:57 pm |
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_________________ [glow=violet] **Sing like nobody's listening...live like there's no tomorrow**[/glow]
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fiery
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What a woman says:
"This place is a mess!
C'mon, you and I need to clean,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear
if we don't do laundry right now!"
What a man hears:
"blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW"
_________________ Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)
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phatrat
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fierynette @ 13/7/2006, 8:00 pm wrote: What a woman says:
"This place is a mess!
C'mon, you and I need to clean,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear
if we don't do laundry right now!"
What a man hears:
"blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW"
and the problem with that is.......
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Papa Bear
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:02 pm |
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fierynette @ Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:00 pm wrote: What a woman says:
"This place is a mess!
C'mon, you and I need to clean,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear
if we don't do laundry right now!"
What a man hears:
"blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW"
oh ok dear got to wait til the kids go to sleep though:P:P:P:P:P _________________ 
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Usually not a "problem" per se..... just an observation (and sorry Milo, I just clued in you already have that one posted hehehehe) _________________ Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)
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OoOo I just found a good one! I know how much women hate pickup lines so here is something for you to keep in mind LOL
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"
_________________ Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)
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fierynette @ Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:05 pm wrote: OoOo I just found a good one! I know how much women hate pickup lines so here is something for you to keep in mind LOL
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"
Where's your favorite pick up line???? Nice shoes........ _________________
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 *tries to look innocent* [schild=1 fontcolor=0000FF shadowcolor=C0C0C0 shieldshadow=1]I PLeAd tHe FiFtH![/schild] _________________ Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)
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phatrat
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i like pleading women 
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Papa Bear
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fierynette @ Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:28 pm wrote: :oops: *tries to look innocent* [schild=1 fontcolor=0000FF shadowcolor=C0C0C0 shieldshadow=1]I PLeAd tHe FiFtH![/schild] Hun you can't plead the fifth we aren't American. _________________
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