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See Jerry,  that's actually what made me think about this question, and ask it.... YOU.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

I know, butt really, I'm mostly gray now..    LMAO

A young blonde woman  was so depressed that she
decided to end her life by throwing herself into the river.
She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the dock, crying.

He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for.
I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulders and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a
fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the General Jackson, and we never leave Nashville."

Kelly

In the movie "Diamonds Are Forever", Jill St. John goes into the bedroom a blonde and comes back as a redhead.  When she asks James Bond whether he minds he says, "It's all right.  As long as the collar and cuffs match."

Larry

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"Life is too short for diet soda and lite beer"