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Author:  jdmeister [ Sat May 12, 2007 10:07 am ]
Post subject:  "True" Friendship
"True" Friendship

None of that Sissy Crap

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,

But never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against

The sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much

Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well

Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy (@$%&#!).

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;

"because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing your pants,

everyone can see it,

But only you can feel the true warmth.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends,

Then get depressed because you can only think

of 4.
Author:  knightshow [ Sat May 12, 2007 1:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: "True" Friendship
When you're in jail, I won't be the one to bail you out. I'll be the one sitting next to you going "DAYUM, did we have a good time or WHAT?"
Author:  johnny reverb [ Sun May 13, 2007 5:29 am ]
Post subject:  Re: "True" Friendship
And don't forget........when you get a great BJ......always get a second one, and give it to your best friend..............now that's a close friend......does that fall under "sissy crap".......... LMAO
Author:  jdmeister [ Sun May 13, 2007 9:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: "True" Friendship
johnny reverb @ Sun May 13, 2007 5:29 am wrote:
And don't forget........when you get a great BJ......always get a second one, and give it to your best friend..............now that's a close friend......does that fall under "sissy crap".......... LMAO


Yes, I think so..
Author:  karyoker [ Sun May 13, 2007 11:07 am ]
Post subject:  Re: "True" Friendship
After doin a gig fri we had the reg sat night there. I spent all aft yesterday in the hot sun trying to get a water pump off the van. No way to the gig AFriend loaned me his van and I thought if I can just make it through the night Ill be set. I walked in the bar and a couple of friends were sitting there and I started getting energy from them.  Then about 10 good singers kept the energy level up and at the end I wasnt as tired when I walked in.

Still feeding off the same energy I was up at 7:30 unloaded the van and my Friend loaned me a full set of mechanic tools By noon I had the pump off. Now Im taking a break and tired but its a good tired Might Be Beer Thirty!!!!!!!! One doesnt realize how important friends are Take care of them!!!
Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Mon May 14, 2007 2:32 am ]
Post subject:  Re: "True" Friendship
Quote:
A true friend stabs you in the front.
—Oscar Wilde

Leave it to Oscar Wilde to lay out an important truth with such wry humor. A true friend is one who helps you see the truth, even if it hurts. This doesn’t mean we can go around stabbing our friends with hurtful words. Rather, it means being up front with friends about important issues, raising gentle questions with tact and love, never gossiping or putting them down to others behind their backs.

Quote:
I do not wish to treat friendships daintily, but with the roughest courage. When they are real, they are not glass threads or frost-work, but the solidest thing we know.
—Ralph Waldo Emerson


Quote:
A true friend isn't afraid to tell you that you'll make a blazing jackass out've yourself if you submit that gawd lousy singing voice of yours into Singer's Showcase. He'll also tell you that your average rank of "9" is a lie (in a PM)


      -Kappy
Author:  Babs [ Mon May 14, 2007 11:39 am ]
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LMAO
A true friend will laugh at your jokes only when they're funny.
Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: "True" Friendship
Quote:
A true friend will laugh at your jokes only when they're funny.  



Quote:
Quote:
A true friend isn't afraid to tell you that you'll make a blazing jackass out've yourself if you submit that gawd lousy singing voice of yours into Singer's Showcase. He'll also tell you that your average rank of "9" is a lie (in a PM)


     -Kappy



LMAO  LMAO  LMAO  You're too much Kappy !!!
Author:  Luly [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 4:40 am ]
Post subject:  Re: "True" Friendship
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”

Bernard Meltzer
Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: "True" Friendship
Quote:
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”


and extremely rotten

                     "Kappy"
 
Author:  jdmeister [ Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: "True" Friendship
Luly @ Sat Jun 02, 2007 4:40 am wrote:
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”

Bernard Meltzer


And, a chicken is the only animal we choose to eat before it's born, and after it's dead..  LMAO
Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: "True" Friendship
So for some chickens there's no life after birth ?  :shock:
Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: "True" Friendship
Quote:
True" Friendship

None of that Sissy Crap





Figured he's trying to start another "Male bonding thread",  like two friends spooning on the couch watching a superbowl game,  cuz real men don't watch "Sisters" and "Golden Girls" reruns
Author:  johnny reverb [ Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: "True" Friendship
Steven Kaplan @ Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:36 pm wrote:
So for some chickens there's no life after birth ?  :shock:


Well, I think there is a placenta..... :wave:  :)
Author:  jdmeister [ Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: "True" Friendship
Hell ya, Kappy, put on your party dress..  LMAO
Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: "True" Friendship
Already on !   I'm wearing that necklace you bought me too !   With your favorite scented soap pendant !
Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: "True" Friendship
I hope you don't mind Jerry,  but I'm wearing the stained boxer shorts with the vertical stripes,  I put on some weight over the winter and I want to look svelt !

Jerry,  what are you going to be wearing ?

Common,  I need a visual to get into the proper mood :confused:
Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: "True" Friendship
Well,  It's been weeks.  You still wearing the same thing ?

Jerry's such a tease.  He's like all the other (hey,  it doesn't say female dogs in this forum? )  :shock:




testing....

OK, here goes.

Bitches <------  GASP  :shock:
Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: "True" Friendship
Psst,  Jerry.... I said a naughty !!!!!

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE


(jumping up and down all excited 'n stuff)
Author:  johnny reverb [ Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: "True" Friendship
What the he11. :O ..oh sorry.... :shock: ...didn't mean to interrupt.......carry on my wayward sons.... :thinkin:  :thinkin:  LOL  LMAO  :asleep:
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