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Damn am I gassy today !  Must be the 8 yogurts I had before bed while watching that M rated movie that got my stomach acids churning too fast

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Hey TMI Kappy, this is TMI Chuck. I can smell you down here in Texas. That gas cloud is giving you away too. Did you know it shows up in the weather radar maps?

Just don't let it drift down here!!! I want only fresh air please!!  LMAO

oh and watch out for those who have snow, you don't want to cause any flooding and make those people lose there homes just because you have a case of leaky Gas!

Please keep your windows shut!!! and lock all doors, and put towels around any and all cracks you may have under the doors and around windows!!!!  LMAO

It's nice to have a forum where we can share TMI. When one can open up and be gassy around his pals, it's a beautiful thing. Nice colors too.

Oh no. Sinna's here and she's bringing trouble.

Hmmmm....a thread about gas....why do I suddenly have a feeling that Johnny Echo will soon put in an appearance?  :wink:  

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[glow=violet] **Sing like nobody's listening...live like there's no tomorrow**[/glow]

OK I give up, what does TMI stand for?

Too Much Information.

I agree Sinna. I have the same feeling.

Awww and here I figured it would be something juicy  :twisted:

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Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)

Oh,  It doesn't have to be gas you share !   It can be anything that other's couldn't care less about !

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

I think we should start a poll !


When you have this really nice juicy white-headed zit on your face.  Do you pamper it with ointment ?  or do you get a really strong urge to go to a mirror, and see how far it squirts when you pop it ?  Isn't it cool when that white straight thing (that looks like a tiny splinter) pops out, and you remove it ?  I LOVE that part !

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

How many girls in here stand in front of the bathroom mirror facing away looking up at their hand-mirrorso they can see their @&& in the larger vanity sink mirror,  and think to themselves


"Dang,  If Kappy could only see my firm buttocks now?"

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Waiting for Tim to say


"Another useless dumbS*** thread" !  LOL

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Who dares me to eat two-day-old pizza that hasn't been refrigerated?

Last week I went to the grocery store, bought a frozen Mystic Pizza, and from there I walked over to the CVS store.  Bought what I needed to at CVS and left (forgetting the bag containing the pizza I bought from the grocery store that was left on the front CVS counter) but returned the following evening to get the thawed frozen pizza.  Had it that night.  Tasted fine to me.  Unless it's  fish or poultry or pork,  I take certain chances with certain meats such as pepporoni (although isn't that just highly processed ?),..  Unless something is obviosly rancid,  or has turned, I take certain chances.. The body isn't that delicate (I hope)

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

I hope it's not.

Man, I have this pimple on the back of my leg. It hurts everytime I sit down.

Nevermind, this topic has been covered already.

I love how crystal runs away from me...  LMAO

And how Charmin hides from me....

And how Isis and Babs ignores me.....  LMAO