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| Author: | twansenne [ Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Merry Christmas funny to all from me! |
my sister sent me this one! [video width=512 height=394]http://selectivesounds0.tripod.com/snd/merrychristmas.mpeg[/video] |
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| Author: | fiery [ Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas funny to all from me! |
WoW! I didn't know flies could fart!?
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| Author: | Babs [ Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas funny to all from me! |
An empty box with a little red x ? You must have really ticked her off. |
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| Author: | MorganLeFey [ Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas funny to all from me! |
Babs @ Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:20 pm wrote: An empty box with a little red x ? You must have really ticked her off.
 LMAO
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| Author: | MorganLeFey [ Sat Dec 30, 2006 6:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas funny to all from me! |
ONIONS & CHRISTMAS TREES A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his Willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." A Christmas Tree??? "Yes, dead from the root up, and the balls are for decoration." |
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| Author: | Isis [ Sat Dec 30, 2006 6:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas funny to all from me! |
That resembles my family after dinner!!! Cute video... 
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| Author: | MorganLeFey [ Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas funny to all from me! |
She is in the kitchen doing soft boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in. She says, "You've got to make love to me -- this very moment." He thinks, 'This is my lucky day,' and gives it his all on the kitchen table. Afterwards he says, "What was that all about?" She says, "The egg timer's broken |
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