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if she is then you get her to apply here

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/8610 ... ans1jy.swf

OK, Now I'm aroused ! You youngun's just don't get it.. I've been dialing that number for hours. At age 50 your perspective changes ! Those orbs are well defined for a woman of that age !! You just wait 20 years ~

Only thing that would scare me is her face. But we have our ways to deal with these things !

TEASES !! all of you !

:drool:

:doctor:

Please, Post more of those centerfolds ! We males going thru Andropause need a social life too.

MorganLeFey @ Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:56 am wrote:

if she is then you get her to apply here

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/8610 ... ans1jy.swf

That's funny Vicki! I had the soundcard turned up too loud though. Scared the cr*p out of me! LOL

Kappy darling tis her loss that has brought you back to use perchance

Kappy you should have warned me it was mating season !

At least that explains where keith is .

I hope he's OK. I should give him a call. Problem is, whenever I call buddies down in the Gulf area, they laugh at my accent. I've even been accused of not sounding like my typing. :shock:

Author:	MorganLeFey [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:56 am ]
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if she is then you get her to apply here http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/8610 ... ans1jy.swf

Author:	Karaoke Kelley [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:23 am ]
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Too funny !!! LMAO

Author:	WolfMan [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:49 am ]
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yep But I did not need that image in my head!! LMAO LMAO LMAO yes it works folks!!! LMAO LMAO LMAO

Author:	Queenbeekaraoke [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:23 am ]
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LOL

Author:	Babs [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:29 am ]
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I jumped clear off my seat.

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Author:	MorganLeFey [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:36 am ]
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ah the sweet sound of laughter Babs it got me like that also

Author:	WolfMan [ Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:46 am ]
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Author:	MorganLeFey [ Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:48 am ]
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arent we all. Son wants an external harddrive so there goes $300 and his birthday falls 2 days before xmas

Author:	Luly [ Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:09 pm ]
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Thank you!! I think I'll hire her for Sunday mornings.... :dancin:

Author:	Steven Kaplan [ Sun Dec 10, 2006 9:19 pm ]
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OK, Now I'm aroused ! You youngun's just don't get it.. I've been dialing that number for hours. At age 50 your perspective changes ! Those orbs are well defined for a woman of that age !! You just wait 20 years ~ Only thing that would scare me is her face. But we have our ways to deal with these things ! TEASES !! all of you ! :doctor: Please, Post more of those centerfolds ! We males going thru Andropause need a social life too.

Author:	Odie [ Sun Dec 10, 2006 11:58 pm ]
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MorganLeFey @ Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:56 am wrote: if she is then you get her to apply here http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/8610 ... ans1jy.swf That's funny Vicki! I had the soundcard turned up too loud though. Scared the cr*p out of me! LOL

Author:	MorganLeFey [ Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:42 am ]
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Steven Kaplan @ Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:19 pm wrote: OK, Now I'm aroused ! You youngun's just don't get it.. I've been dialing that number for hours. At age 50 your perspective changes ! Those orbs are well defined for a woman of that age !! You just wait 20 years ~ Only thing that would scare me is her face. But we have our ways to deal with these things ! TEASES !! all of you ! :doctor: Please, Post more of those centerfolds ! We males going thru Andropause need a social life too. if rumours be true sir you arent that desperate any longer

Author:	Steven Kaplan [ Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:22 am ]
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OK, Since this room isn't visible to the outside world I'll just touch on those "rumors". (Since I couldn't get at all personal -I was being read) I did mention to Keith that there is a local woman I was VERY interested in, in fact I WAS pursuing her. NOTHING has come of it. It's one of those "crush" things on my part. I've always been very attracted to the German or Aryan type looking women. Blonde hair, very light eyes (blue or green) with Irish type facial features..This female who I'm now JUST friends with (German/Irish) at best turns out to have enough problems to choke a horse, is recently divorced, and like most recently divorced Irish women that are 56 and drink heavily - is VERY angry, gets drunk and hates men.. IOW- She's perfect... She'd beat me up mentally and even physically and abuse me.. Only problem is, she says she isn't ready for a relationship :( She's perfect ! (To be honest, I'm getting tired of efforting. I'm starting to lose interest. She has the packaging I like, but underneath the packaging she's really screwed up and somewhat vacant, oh yeah, she REALLY likes men that pull in an income of around 7 digits a year) Additionally, She's spent her life (from age 14 til two years ago) with one man. Her ex, a corporate big wig Atty who's a multi-millionaire. She left him, but isn't over him. She's EXTREMELY spoiled and has the emotional constitution of a 15 year old girl. So in brief, there's no likely future with this coddled little pain-in-the-butt There is no female in my life. (Well at least anyone I have any interest in that is attainable for me, I'm exceptionally picky). I've been VERY busy however. What I've said elsewhere on the forum is true. Work, walking, friendships in real, ALOT of music in real, interacting in real just in general, redoing my Condo, etc.... Trying to moderate my internet addiction too and be IN my present life as opposed to procrastinating running from it in online chat areas... Since I almost never wish for anonymity on the internet, I'm also easy to find and read. I have a small AOL following . I'm VERY easy to find. In the visible rooms I don't get at all personal for that reason. WHich is why I seldom flirt or play with females in those rooms. Eventually, In my real and local life I will find the perfect girl for myself.. Naturally she will have to have very low standards ! But this goes without saying. First thing I need is chemistry in real, from there on in, it's all crash and burn . About once every 5 years I see this attractive unattainable woman and fall in love. About once every 20 years such a woman knows I exist. Soon my "mating season" will end, and I'll be much happier being ALONE.

Author:	MorganLeFey [ Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:27 am ]
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Odie @ Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:58 pm wrote: MorganLeFey @ Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:56 am wrote: if she is then you get her to apply here http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/8610 ... ans1jy.swf That's funny Vicki! I had the soundcard turned up too loud though. Scared the cr*p out of me! LOL it did me too when I applied Don darling sorry xxx

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Author:	MorganLeFey [ Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:41 am ]
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Kappy darling tis her loss that has brought you back to use perchance. The grieving process I recall so well, and yes the men hating part was a long process for me. The thing that really shook me out of it was that the hate and dissatisfaction started to show on my face. Far easier to simply stick pins in a doll...I found the humour lines around my eyes and mouth as I laughed with glee at someone else's discomfort were far more attractive and appealing than the frown lines ever were.

Author:	Babs [ Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:44 pm ]
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Kappy you should have warned me it was mating season ! :O At least that explains where keith is LMAO .

Author:	Steven Kaplan [ Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:36 pm ]
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Quote: Kappy darling tis her loss that has brought you back to use perchance Well, Not really. She just has standards and insight LOL But thanks for the nice thoughts anyway ! It's either meant to be, or not meant to be. We BOTH lucked out ! Unless of course she decided she wants me :shock: Quote: Kappy you should have warned me it was mating season ! At least that explains where keith is . Of course Keiths mating season is a MUCH MUCH longer season than my own. Keiths is 13 months out've the year.

Author:	MorganLeFey [ Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:19 pm ]
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I am positive Keith has mailed himself to someone who gave him their address actually perhaps he's playing pass the parcel (fedex) and is going all over the world

Author:	Steven Kaplan [ Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:14 pm ]
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I hope he's OK. I should give him a call. Problem is, whenever I call buddies down in the Gulf area, they laugh at my accent. I've even been accused of not sounding like my typing. :shock:

Author:	MorganLeFey [ Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:05 pm ]
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Steven Kaplan @ Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:14 pm wrote: I hope he's OK. I should give him a call. Problem is, whenever I call buddies down in the Gulf area, they laugh at my accent. I've even been accused of not sounding like my typing. :shock: I enjoy being laffed at and I too have been accused of not sounding like my typing. What is worse when in the UK and meeting some online friends from a chatroom, I was told "hell you are not nearly as big as you type"