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Author:  WolfMan [ Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:14 am ]
Post subject:  Funny Jokes / OT
This unknown person tells a real life story about there self and tries to pass it off as a joke  LMAO
Author:  pflugerville [ Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:51 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Big Dog / OT
a guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila.  barkeep hands it to him and he shoots it down..  couple minutes go by and he orders another tequila and the barkeep hands it to him and he shoots it down.  they start talking and finally after awhile the barkeep tells the guy, "hey.  i've got this new drink you should try".  guy says, "no thanks, last time i mixed my liquor i blew chunks."  barkeep says, "nah this stuff goes down real smooth".  guy says, "no you don't understand....chunks is my dog." LMAO
Author:  WolfMan [ Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:59 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Big Dog / OT
ooooh!!! dayum thats sick  LMAO funny but sick!!! LMAO
Author:  Charmin_Gibson [ Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:05 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Funny Jokes / OT
Jesse @ Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:14 am wrote:
This unknown person tells a real life story about there self and tries to pass it off as a joke  LMAO


Jesse..... whut?

Did you come back and edit that opener, or were you seriously drunk/stoned/delirious to start a thread off that way?  LMAO  LOL

You're cute when you're confusing.  :whistle:


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Author:  WolfMan [ Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:12 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Funny Jokes / OT
No...actually I have a 6th sense, I knew this would happen before hand  LMAO
Its inevitable!!! So Mr Smith says ya know LMAO


:hug:
Author:  Charmin_Gibson [ Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:20 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Funny Jokes / OT
Jesse, only women have a 6th sense...... my GRANNY said so. We develope eyes in the back of our head too, so we can catch our kids doing things when they think we wont. (sometimes our men too)  :D

Who's Mr Smith? Any relation to Granny?  

What a dork, I should probably go back to bed for a while:)

I think I get it though.... You did change your post. You set him up.  LMAO  LOL Good one.

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Author:  WolfMan [ Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:21 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Funny Jokes / OT
I don't care who you are...That was as funny as a Tornado in a trailer park!!  LMAO


yep you got it  :hi5:  LOL
Author:  Charmin_Gibson [ Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:22 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Funny Jokes / OT
Okay, Larry.....  LMAO


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Author:  Babs [ Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Funny Jokes / OT
LMAO I like it ! I must be a sick individual
Author:  Chuck2 [ Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Funny Jokes / OT
Babs @ Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:47 pm wrote:
LMAO I like it ! I must be a sick individual


That would make us both sick. Don't feel so all alone Babs.
Author:  Guest [ Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Funny Jokes / OT
[quote="BlueStainedShoes @ Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:20 am"]Jesse, only women have a 6th sense......

You got that right....if it's your first date, or even if you've been married to her for 50 years......only she knows if you're gonna get lucky tonight...... :)
Author:  WolfMan [ Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:10 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Funny Jokes / OT
Thanks for that Bit of info Johnny.....That means Im better than I thought, & must have more like 8 senses cause this fella knows when he's going to get lucky or not :D

Im not bragging & some say Im full of Bs...But Im just telling the truth, seems like some people just don't like to hear it  LMAO

What you don't understand is that by telling me info like this.....It actually helps me in the fact that It makes me realize that I've got it made & that I should count my blessings more often rather than complain so much  LOL  :yes:

Thanks  :D

Edit:
Dang I know that makes me sound like I have a bloated ego...But I really don't  LOL
Author:  MorganLeFey [ Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Funny Jokes / OT
BlueStainedShoes @ Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:05 am wrote:
Jesse @ Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:14 am wrote:
This unknown person tells a real life story about there self and tries to pass it off as a joke  LMAO


Jesse..... whut?

Did you come back and edit that opener, or were you seriously drunk/stoned/delirious to start a thread off that way?  LMAO  LOL

You're cute when you're confusing.  :whistle:


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He's always cute [schild=4 fontcolor=9932CC shadowcolor=FFD700 shieldshadow=1]Jesse has nice buns[/schild]

I have a 6th sense about these things ;-)
Author:  WolfMan [ Fri Nov 24, 2006 9:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Funny Jokes / OT
oooooh!!  Morgan....you really do have a 6th sense....The little woman says it looks like Mel Gibsons....So Im thinking maybe thats a good thing, I hope!   LOL
Author:  Karaoke Kelley [ Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Funny Jokes / OT
Just thought this was cute LOL A little joke to lighten the mood around here...

LATEX GLOVES

A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.

"No, I don't" she replied.

Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."

She didn't crack a smile.  

"Oh, well.  I tried," he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental procedure, she burst out laughing.

"What's so funny?" he asked.

"I was just picturing how condoms are made!", she said.

Gotta watch those little old ladies!  Their minds are always working!!!
Author:  Trex [ Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Funny Jokes / OT
It's even funny over here on this side too!!  LMAO  LMAO  LMAO


Im surprised it has not been moved to the other side.  :headscratch:
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