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Yes I think I will have to move over.  :yes:  :shock:  :O  :worship:     The end of Bigdog's reign is at hand.    :shock:  :O  :yes:  :(



Last week I had a visit from a fellow KJ.   Says he's been doing it 4 years.     He offered me the sale of a Hard Drive with 35,000 songs on it.      I played along and told him I would think about it.    He also offered some tips on how I should turn down the reverb.    He sounds like one of the singers that wants to here his natural, naked voice.   Or he doesn't have reverb or believe in it.

He came back this week with a buddy or two.     I can't tell how many for sure.    Anyway he procededs to start talking to everyone.     He's telling them all about his show.     How good he is and how I suck.   He's trying to get all of my singers to come with his show.     He told one of the singers, that told me about it.    Seems he thought me and my system sucked a whole lot.     I can understand why.     The singer that told me said he better shut up because he was my friend.   I told him not to get involved in anything because I know what I have.    And I have no fear of anyone's system in our entire metro area.

Here is where it gets real good.     He (KJ) comes up and asks me if I play anywhere else around here.     I showed him my calender that has Sundays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays filled in.     He looks at it and says He was at the Saturday show about 4 years ago.    And he can't come to it because he now works Saturdays.         One night a week, after 4 years of being a KJ.      LMAO      It gets even better.    He tells me he gets $200 a night.    He asks me what I charge.   I have nothing to hide from him.      I told him $175.   Let's see.   He gets $800 a month and I get $885 a week.


So I will be conceeding to him, my crown.      Anyone that is that good needs all the help he can get.      He is the new King of Karaoke.    I truely suck compared to him.        He also has much more class and talent than I do.    :worship:  :worship:


Here's to you my Lordship.  :O

No don't do that!! After all dog spelled backward is God!!!

You're learning.  :worship:  LMAO  :hug:

 :no:  LMAO  :no: [schild=13 fontcolor=8B0000 shadowcolor=FFD700 shieldshadow=1]Big Dog retains the bone[/schild]

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

Was somebody talking or was that just an invisible ghost again.

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You can be strange but not a stranger

it's that flea again, Tim

What's that about reverb??????...is he nuts, no one wants to see me or my voice nekked.....why I'd be just....johnny........F   that

He is an imaginary KJ, that came to one of my 5 imaginary jobs, to talk about his imaginary $800 a month, after 4 years of business.  LMAO

There is no mystery.        Halloween's coming.       Booo  :O

Hey Matt, I think that flea is still in here.

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You can be strange but not a stranger

more like a fly... there for a few moments to make you go "Shoo!"



The only bigdog I see here is this

   My favorite flavor.

in all honesty, my mom has a dog like the one in your avatar... kinda funny, cause it's got the shakes. I see Chiwowows (and I ain't gonna look it up, either) that shake like that!

He may not be a great KJ,  but I'll bet he doesn't feel the need to use 50 million freaking emoticons every time he expresses a thought.

nekked? *perk*

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

I just love those little things.   They make me all squishy inside.  :O

Even when I use them to show the emotion that the sentence contains, nobody understands anyway.  :O

How's your grandiosity coming along Bigdog? You still feeling it? I hope so. It's great isn't it?

Let me buy you another beer.

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I don't know you. You don't know me either. Maybe it's better that way.

I forgot, I heard him telling someone that my crowd was all "his" following.     Since he only has one gig, I guess they had to go somewhere....  



I use to have an inferiority complex.    :yes:    


Until I found out the whole world was against me.






I use to be conceited...  


Now I know I'm perfect.




Everybody wants to be "King of the Hill."   It's not easy being me.  LMAO

The illegal computer hack keeps coming back.    Never shuts up about promoting his show to everyone with ears.    He has twice as many songs as me, I suck and my system sucks.    He must really be desperate for singers.   Or he's trying to figure out my secret to success.     Even if he had it, he wouldn't know what to do with it.