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 Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:59 am |
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The nightmare I had last night, and Morgan's recent sub on SS, is one of the funniest co-inky dinks I've ever experienced. I dreamt that I was a new born, bouncing baby boy, and Dolly Parton was my new mother....I listened in horror, as she told the doctor, she had decided against breast feeding me, and that no good quack agreed with her...... 
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Babs
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:21 am |
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 I think that dream was a good dream. If she had breast fed
you, you may have been smothered to death. _________________ [shadow=pink][glow=deepskyblue]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:45 am |
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Babs @ Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:21 am wrote: LMAO I think that dream was a good dream. If she had breast fed
you, you may have been smothered to death.
Hmmmmm....dis is twue....but I tink it would take a pwastic surjin to wemove the bid smile fwom my wittle face 
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Chuck2
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:58 am |
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Babs @ Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:21 pm wrote: LMAO I think that dream was a good dream. If she had breast fed
you, you may have been smothered to death.
I can't think of a better way to go. 
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Babs
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:05 am |
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Chuck and Johnny killed in a motor boat accident. LMAO
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karyoker
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:07 am |
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That wasnt the way I got smothered... 
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Babs
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:08 am |
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Karyoker - stay on topic. LMAO
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Chuck2
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:13 am |
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Babs @ Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:05 pm wrote: Chuck and Johnny killed in a motor boat accident. LMAO
That's not better for me, silly girl.
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:14 am |
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Babs @ Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:05 pm wrote: Chuck and Johnny killed in a motor boat accident. LMAO
Yeah, we both drowned.....turned out it was a row boat, and we both tried to make motor boat sounds in the water.... 
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Babs
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:16 am |
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Chuck2 @ Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:13 pm wrote: Babs @ Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:05 pm wrote: Chuck and Johnny killed in a motor boat accident. LMAO That's not better for me, silly girl. I'm not talking about a real boat accident LMAO
Oh silly Chuck I'm talking about the old joke about a guy wanting
to show a girl how to play motor boat. Maybe it is a Chicago thing. _________________ [shadow=pink][glow=deepskyblue]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:28 am |
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Babs @ Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:16 pm wrote: Chuck2 @ Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:13 pm wrote: Babs @ Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:05 pm wrote: Chuck and Johnny killed in a motor boat accident. LMAO That's not better for me, silly girl. I'm not talking about a real boat accident LMAO Oh silly Chuck I'm talking about the old joke about a guy wanting to show a girl how to play motor boat. Maybe it is a Chicago thing. Pm me and Chuck with the joke.....or if it's rated G....post it here....I'm hoping it's rated R... 
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karyoker
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:59 am |
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 I can do a motor boat 2 cycle slow to start with then at a high vibrating rate.
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Babs
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:01 pm |
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You sound like an expert boater. LMAO
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:13 pm |
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We have fun Babs At the show the other night they announced the schedule...Ok thur we got singles night and fri we got a band called barely getting by.. I blurted out count me in Im single and im barely gettin by!!!! I left my heart in Guadalupe.....
The current threads about kj this dj this or that doesnt come close to describe that show.. But we dont have the problems like you describe in your nightmare thread because we got rid of all the drunks and the nuts......
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:34 pm |
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Good morning folks
OMG JJ your dream was "two" funny.
I will point out that the words to my sub were actually written by a man and he asked me to sing it. Its been sitting on my puter for bout 2 years
I work with an old bat who tells me frequently that my laugh and my cleavage lower the tone of the establishment.
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Chuck2
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:04 pm |
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Babs @ Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:16 pm wrote:
I'm not talking about a real boat accident LMAO
Oh silly Chuck I'm talking about the old joke about a guy wanting
to show a girl how to play motor boat. Maybe it is a Chicago thing.
I haven't heard that one. 
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:04 pm |
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A few years back my wife was looking at an add for some bust increasing cream. She asked me if she should try it. I told her, why doesn't she try rubbing some toilet paper between the two of them. She said how is that suppose to make them bigger? I said I don't know.....but it sure worked on you a$$.....
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MorganLeFey
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:59 am |
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Johnny Echo @ Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:04 am wrote: A few years back my wife was looking at an add for some bust increasing cream. She asked me if she should try it. I told her, why doesn't she try rubbing some toilet paper between the two of them. She said how is that suppose to make them bigger? I said I don't know.....but it sure worked on you a$$..... THE FUNERAL FOR JOHNNY ECHO WILL BE NEXT FRIDAY LMAO _________________ "Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."
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