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Author: | Guest [ Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:05 am ] |
Post subject: | warning to men |
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up Golf Courses" in the phone book. |
Author: | Keith02 [ Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:16 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: warning to men |
Johnny Echo @ Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:05 pm wrote: Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be Not me....I have a designated scout who carries a bathroom scale and a pocket STD test kit...He looks out for me....We alternate duties every other weekend....We have been known to tag-team those who pass all testing.....god, i love a good RODEO!
alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up Golf Courses" in the phone book. |
Author: | Guest [ Sat Sep 02, 2006 11:56 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: warning to men |
I have succumbed too many times, without the dreaded beer drug. My ex's litter the highway. LMAO When I get done with a woman, it's like a car with 300,000 miles on it. They are worn out. :O "Next." |
Author: | Isis [ Sat Sep 02, 2006 11:58 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: warning to men |
Guys...Lest we not forget that works both ways.....Why do you think I've had multiple husbands...The beer wears off eventually and you get a glimpse of what they reallly look like.....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrg |
Author: | MorganLeFey [ Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:05 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: warning to men |
Bigdog @ Sun Sep 03, 2006 7:56 am wrote: I have succumbed too many times, without the dreaded beer drug.
My ex's litter the highway. LMAO When I get done with a woman, it's like a car with 300,000 miles on it. They are worn out. :O "Next." sits humming "I wanna man with a slow hand" ... looks first at big dog, then at keith...is this really ALLL thats on offer?...shakes head... leaves puter to stock up on batteries humming "My way" |
Author: | knightshow [ Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:17 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: warning to men |
you need that mechanical "tongue" that was out a few years ago... the gals LOVED it here int he states! ! |
Author: | Guest [ Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:19 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: warning to men |
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO I may not be much.... but I'm All I Got. She just scored a 3 pointer from the outside. :O :( |
Author: | Guest [ Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:32 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: warning to men |
She's also showing off her computer skills. I'm so jealous. :worship: :worship: |
Author: | Magz [ Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:50 pm ] | ||
Post subject: | Re: warning to men | ||
Ohhh But beer provides a service to the "handicapped"
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Author: | maninblack [ Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:49 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: warning to men |
I use to be on what I called the 'Jim Beam Diet' the more I drank the thinner they got. |
Author: | MorganLeFey [ Sat Sep 02, 2006 8:44 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: warning to men |
knightshow @ Sun Sep 03, 2006 8:17 am wrote: you need that mechanical "tongue" that was out a few years ago... the gals LOVED it here int he states! !
I have one, your point is? |
Author: | Odie [ Sat Sep 02, 2006 9:51 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: warning to men |
MorganLeFey @ Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:05 pm wrote: Bigdog @ Sun Sep 03, 2006 7:56 am wrote: I have succumbed too many times, without the dreaded beer drug. My ex's litter the highway. LMAO When I get done with a woman, it's like a car with 300,000 miles on it. They are worn out. :O "Next." sits humming "I wanna man with a slow hand" ... looks first at big dog, then at keith...is this really ALLL thats on offer?...shakes head... leaves puter to stock up on batteries humming "My way" A Peggy Lee song comes to mind here. "Is that all there is to a man? Is that all there is? If that's all there is my friend, then let's keep dancing........" LOL |
Author: | MorganLeFey [ Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:06 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: warning to men |
Odie @ Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:51 pm wrote: MorganLeFey @ Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:05 pm wrote: Bigdog @ Sun Sep 03, 2006 7:56 am wrote: I have succumbed too many times, without the dreaded beer drug. My ex's litter the highway. LMAO When I get done with a woman, it's like a car with 300,000 miles on it. They are worn out. :O "Next." sits humming "I wanna man with a slow hand" ... looks first at big dog, then at keith...is this really ALLL thats on offer?...shakes head... leaves puter to stock up on batteries humming "My way" A Peggy Lee song comes to mind here. "Is that all there is to a man? Is that all there is? If that's all there is my friend, then let's keep dancing........" LOL hahah I subbed that a while back I could redo it with a change in lyrics |
Author: | Keith02 [ Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:01 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: warning to men |
knightshow @ Sat Sep 02, 2006 2:17 pm wrote: you need that mechanical "tongue" that was out a few years ago... the gals LOVED it here int he states! ! I'm thinking it would make a great transplant....You know, then you could program it to say only nice things, and only when you wanted to hear them....it would have to include a remote of course.
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Author: | MorganLeFey [ Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:41 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: warning to men |
Keith02 @ Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:01 am wrote: knightshow @ Sat Sep 02, 2006 2:17 pm wrote: you need that mechanical "tongue" that was out a few years ago... the gals LOVED it here int he states! ! I'm thinking it would make a great transplant....You know, then you could program it to say only nice things, and only when you wanted to hear them....it would have to include a remote of course. errrrrrrrr I think you miss the point |
Author: | knightshow [ Sun Sep 03, 2006 1:01 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: warning to men |
If the beer ended up making all the gals look like Crystal or Melinda, hey, gimme more! |
Author: | Keith02 [ Sun Sep 03, 2006 2:03 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: warning to men |
MorganLeFey @ Sun Sep 03, 2006 1:41 pm wrote: Keith02 @ Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:01 am wrote: knightshow @ Sat Sep 02, 2006 2:17 pm wrote: you need that mechanical "tongue" that was out a few years ago... the gals LOVED it here int he states! ! I'm thinking it would make a great transplant....You know, then you could program it to say only nice things, and only when you wanted to hear them....it would have to include a remote of course. errrrrrrrr I think you miss the point |
Author: | Kellyoke [ Sun Sep 03, 2006 3:09 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: warning to men |
This pretty well says it all. http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf (Doesn't show a botton, but make sure to click on the red page.) Kelly |
Author: | MorganLeFey [ Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:29 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: warning to men |
Kellyoke @ Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:09 am wrote: This pretty well says it all.
http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf (Doesn't show a botton, but make sure to click on the red page.) Kelly works the same way for us... |
Author: | Guest [ Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:51 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: warning to men |
I can wag mine too. |
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