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Author:  Guest [ Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:28 am ]
Post subject:  Confucius Karaoke Sayings
If karaoke was around when Confucius lived, can you think of anything he might have said about it. I'll start.....I know you people are creative, so I expect witty things.
Confucius say, " Man who karaoke out a$$, sure to sound like sh%t"

I know, not that good......I'll try to think of something else.....help
Author:  TopherM [ Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:34 am ]
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Confucius say:

Fat Karaoke singer who jump down mine shaft sing in A Flat Minor.
Author:  Babs [ Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:44 am ]
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Confucius say:

Scream in microphone and have an early painful death
Author:  karyoker [ Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:31 am ]
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Singer who abuses mic might get his (@$%&#!) kicked...
Author:  Guest [ Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:34 pm ]
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This is an actual Confucius Saying (with a very slight mod):

The expectations of life depend upon diligence; the KJ that would perfect his work must first tune his tools.
Author:  Guest [ Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Confucius Karaoke Sayings
Woman who sing topless, attain peak preformance

Man who karaoke in nude, may exhibit more than just vocal short commings
Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:24 pm ]
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Quote:
Man who karaoke in nude, may exhibit more than just vocal short commings


Not to mention getting a severe shock


Kappy say:


Man who karaoke in nude, better have rubber on feet.
Author:  Magz [ Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Confucius Karaoke Sayings
Confucius say...



Drunk man arrested at karaoke bar told to remain silent



LoL it's bad I know but it's all I could come up with
Author:  Karaoke Kelley [ Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:11 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Confucius Karaoke Sayings
I wish I could come up with one for this, been trying,  but maybe you guys can help me out,
one for the bar owners who blow smoke up your butt about a perspective job at their bar. Im sooo done with that ! ( call back next week , hes not in right now can I get you something to drink? , let me get with the big boss & see what he thinks ) I wish they'd just say yes or no ya know ? It'd be nice to when I get so angry at the run-around  to think back on a saying to make me laugh about it instead of getting angry.

HELP !!!  :grouphug:
Author:  Guest [ Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:23 am ]
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boss who say call back next week, sound fishy smelly....Karaoke Kelley, spread karaoke, smooth like jelly
Author:  Jian [ Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:35 am ]
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Confucius says

If you can sing, sing loud. If you CAN'T sing, practise harder.
Author:  Karaoke Kelley [ Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:42 am ]
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Quote:
boss who say call back next week, sound fishy smelly....Karaoke Kelley, spread karaoke, smooth like jelly


Good one !! LOL  Keep em comin please ! LOL
Author:  Keith02 [ Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:53 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Confucius Karaoke Sayings
Confucius says,

Singer in mini skirt who falls off stage has nasty crack up. LMAO  :worship:  :dancin:  :hi5:

Top that one!
Author:  Keith02 [ Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:39 am ]
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Confucius says,

Karaoke for you, might be kary-achey for them. :D
Author:  jamkaraoke [ Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:00 am ]
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Confusious say

Kj who sing too much ..sing to no one
Singers who think themselves a star usually end up a deserted moon
Singer who have cold and cough should stay home and sleep
Bar Manager who full of promises usually full of sheet
Singer who wave $100 in front of KJ to sing ..Confusious say NEXT   lol
Author:  Guest [ Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:59 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Confucius Karaoke Sayings
jamkaraoke @ Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:00 am wrote:
Confusious say

Kj who sing too much ..sing to no one
Singers who think themselves a star usually end up a deserted moon
Singer who have cold and cough should stay home and sleep
Bar Manager who full of promises usually full of sheet
Singer who wave $100 in front of KJ to sing ..Confusious say NEXT   lol


The last one is priceless...... LMAO
Author:  Guest [ Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:08 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Confucius Karaoke Sayings
Karaoke  Kelley @ Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:42 am wrote:
Quote:
boss who say call back next week, sound fishy smelly....Karaoke Kelley, spread karaoke, smooth like jelly


Good one !! LOL  Keep em comin please ! LOL


Confucius say.....big boss........ Kelley girl been roun' long time....why you no hire her.....you stupid or sumting.....ben ova, and Confucius enlighten you..... :D ....jj
Author:  Sinnamon [ Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:07 pm ]
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LMAO

You people are sooo not right in the head...and I love it!!

LMAO
Author:  Karaoke Kelley [ Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:22 pm ]
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Quote:
Confucius say.....big boss........ Kelley girl been roun' long time....why you no hire her.....you stupid or sumting.....ben ova, and Confucius enlighten you.....  ....jj


Now Im diggin this one !!  LOL
Author:  Babs [ Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Confucius Karaoke Sayings
Quote:
Man who karaoke in nude, better have rubber on feet.


My favorite so far!  :hi5:


Confucious say:

Bar owner's brain = to headache in a$$
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