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"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the
responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare.

With that as his mission he began to search for the perfect woman.

Shortly there after he met a Redneck who had three stunning,
gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away.
So he explained his mission to the Redneck and asked for permission to marry one of them.

The Redneck simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married,
so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."

The man dated the first daughter.
The next day the Redneck asked for the man's opinion.

"Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed."

The Redneck nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter.

The next day, the Redneck again asked how things went.

"Well,"the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell...cross-eyed."

The Redneck nodded and suggested he date the third girl
to see if things might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming,

"She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry."

So they were wed right away. Months later the baby was born.
When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was
the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law and asked how such a thing coul d happen considering the beauty of the parents.

"Well," explained the Redneck...
"She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell...
pregnant when you met her."

 LMAO  :wave:

Leave it to a good ole' redneck!  

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[shadow=tomato]If you want your significant other to pay attention to EVERY word you say::
  TALK IN YOUR SLEEP   [/shadow]  

OOOOOH....I like that one!!!  

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WHAT IS IT?


Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.

Michael J. Fox has a small one.

Madonna doesn't have one.

The Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Clinton uses his all the time.

Bush is one

Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.

Liberace never used his on women.

Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.

Cher claims that she took on 3.

We never saw Lucy use Desi's.

What is it? Answer below! (this is pretty good )





















The answer is: "A Last Name."

You didn't think I'd post a dirty joke, did you?J  LMAO

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I was pretty sure of the answer, but I was wrong.

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I can neither confirm nor deny ever having or knowing anything about nothing.... mrscott

In high school I was madly in love with lil gal with big b**bs. We were buddys until graduation and gradually drifted apart. I decided in college to get a gal who knew how to party and dance and have fun.. I got one but that came to an end because she went home with everybody but me so the next one was totally shy . She never danced and all she wanted to do was talk about poe or somebody. The next one was sort of a hippie and was to flighty and spacey for me. The next one was a yakker yak yak yak There was only one way to shut her up. Then one night I saw a lil gal that I immediately fell in love with. After a few minutes I found out she was gay. So I finally discovered a gal that was smart ambitious and knew what I wanted  We had everything house new car or pickup every two years Good credit Everything was good. Then the next thing I knew she had the house all the cars my dog my dreams and I found myself sitting in the corner bar wondering what happened . Now all I want is a gal with big b**bs..

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