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There are some users here who seem a little unreal, larger than life.

I will pick on BlueStainedShoes for example. Is she really only one person? I think she is a team of people, mostly women, who have joined together in the interest of entertaining us. The chic they picked for the picture was perfect too, hometown, girl next door, and yet stunning at the same time. I couldn't say this about a real person. Since BlueStainedShoes is unreal, I have nothing to worry about.

If I'm wrong I will take my lumps. I'm, pretty sure I'm right.

...in her jammies. Gimme a break. That is just a way to make her seem more real. I'll bet there are not humans involved in maintaining her character at all. Everything she does could be programmed into a computer and allowed to be processed randomly.

She's so formulaic. She's not real. She is a Univac.

Chuck...I have this strange feeling you could be in for a date with a certain splittin' maul  :shock:  LMAO

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I know what you mean Dave, I say bring it on, I'm not scared.

How many computers can handle a splitting maul anyway?

or

a spitting mule?

Oh, pleaaasssseee........

Is this the best you could do?  LOL

Let's see, today my "let's get real" personality is taking over.... but, then again, she seems to have stepped aside. (who's here now... hmmm... I'm gonna have to wait till she kicks in, before I can tell for sure) Pray to got it's not Lil' Mizz Attitude... cause she can be a BRAT.  :whistle:

It's deifinately not lil' mizz whiner, life is good, she's been put to rest for a while.

I am TOO in my jammies...... still. My norm on weekdays is to be in them until about 4 in the afternoon. Then I rush to shower & get dressed before hubby gets home, so he doesn't think I've been.... you know, lazy.  :D

But, he just dropped in to get a sammich for lunch, so he caught me this time.  :(  And btw, I would never "brag" about being in jammies.... because they really are not so stunning at all. I'm presently in the hubby's oversize T-shirt that has some logo on it about Tools, it's a work shirt, gray and grease stained... and hangs almost to my knees... and my wacked-off-into-shorts sweats. Sexy stuff, I tell ya what......  LOL



Uh huh, and my boobs are hidden pistols too, so you better watch out. The proper word is....FEMBOT, Chuck, if you ever watched Austin Powers, you'd know that.  :roll:



Now...... THAT statement really pi$$es us off. We're not so sure we want to continue talking to you at all Chuck.  :wink:



Okay, you just redeemed yourself in our eyes, so we'll be nice for a bit longer.
I told you guys somewhere here... Oh yeah, the thread about where'd we get our avatars, or whatever it was... I found the pic on the internet and thought it fit the personality I was trying to portray. Dang nab it, ya figured me out.

Rock on....... I'm not easily offended. And just so you know, I myself can kick like a mule if I get too riled....... so put your shinsplints on.  LOL



If only you had ever seen me in real life, you yourself would laugh about this one.



WAIT A SEC....... Maybe you're onto something there. You see, as some people here know, I'm on my 3rd hard drive of the year. Are they NOT supposed to be wacked with a splitting maul when you're pi$$ed at someone on the net? Who'd have known.....

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You know what Chuck?

This really hurts my feelings. I've never have thought YOU of all people would try to downgrade me in a public forum like this.

I guess times like these prove who you're real friends are. Oh well, I was about ready to leave this place anyhow... I guess now is as good a time as any.

Thanks Chuck.... I wont forget what you've done here. Thanks.... alot.


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Sounds pretty darn sexy to me...comfy-casual...bet your hair's kinda tousled...hehehe  LMAO

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And if you think you are gonna (@$%&#!) run us off by being a mouthy little (@$%&#!) like this, you're wrong.

It's not so hard to find out where you live, you know that?

I know what city you live in, I know what karaoke joint you inhabit.....

You best watch your back, cause I am NOT gonna take this (@$%&#!) stupid (@$%&#!) lying down.


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Ummm......... as a matter of fact it is. You want me to take a snap shot and email it to ya real quick?

Now where's that Chuck? I know what he really needs... he's asking for it.

C'mere Chuck, maybe I am multiple people..... you want all of us at once, or one at a time?


(and Gigi.. don't take this personally, and kick my arse, no disrespect meant...he asked for it)  :wink:

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I know it was a feeble attempt to tick you off, but what am I gonna say? You're short? you have chubby cheeks? You're avatar pick looks like a female boxer? Ok a hot female boxer but still....

Great Chuck....

Confuse me by confronting me with it, now it seems we ALL wanted to make a reply in this thread.

So there's whiner, bytch and slut...... Wonder who's gonna show up next?

 You shouldn't have done this.

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Now...talk about your basic offer I can't refuse...  :worship:  :yum:  :hug:

Short answer:  HECK YEAH!  

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Charmin is really just one person!  The individual personality trait "volume controls" are just adjusted somewhat differently each day. There's only one mono line out though.

Staying in your pajamas all day if possible is the way to go.  Why bother getting dressed if you're not even going out of the house.  Even if there is company coming over or something, let them deal with it -- why should you have to worry about stuff like that?!!  

Actually, I am....... 5'1" to be exact. (maybe...MAYbe I could stretch it to 5' 2" if I stand really straight and have a ponytail in my hair)



Don't you tell me I have chubby ANYthing...... girls like to be told they are too THIN!! Don't you know that? Of course, I'm not too thin, but you could lie to me.



A whut? I have no black eyes (presently, haha, haven't had a good bar brawl for quite some time).... I have a perfectly straight nose, never been broken..... and I do NOT have cauliflower ears. (my ears are actually very cute & tiny, thank you very much!!)

And I don't think I portray "mean" in that pic at all. So where do you get boxer?  Or did that one just pop into your mind..... cause I scare the daylights outta you? Must be that.  :D


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Odie, I'm gonna kick your arse if you don't quit saving old pics and songs of mine....... You setting me up for a blackmail someday or something?

Those pics are old ones, get rid of 'em!!!  :twisted:

And wow, that was right after the last time I used that "natural instincts" to darken my hair color..... Thanks, I don't like that color on me. Seeing it again, I wont go back to that now.




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Oh Charmin, you know by now that I'm completely harmless. I'd never do anything against you, or to you. Now if neither one of us were married...

Clear the thoughts, breath, walk away from the computer, she's wearing a long shirt and tights. No. She's wearing her husbands tool shirt and sweats. <He said too, hahaha, heyhey>

Charmin, I know you can be one of the sweetest girls here, Granny. Sometimes you can be a real B-word. Yah, that's right, I said B-word, wacha gonna do.

Nothin', I'm safe at home in Texas sippin' my coffee and laughin' hysterically at YOU.

B-word.

Just make sure you ALWAYS use a CAPITAL B when calling ME the B word....... cause I'm dayum good at what I do.  :wink:


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I'm having trouble thinking of things I can say on a "G" rated site. The intent is there though.

I know, I feel a "thread yanking" coming on.... hahaha

But then again, SOMEbody once started one saying I look like (who the heck was it, not Howard Stern, but some character that looks like him a bit)...... anyways, THAT thread was left to fizzle into the archives. Who knows, maybe this one will stay around.

Of course, I can for sure start saying some things to make SURE it gets pulled down. But then, it would be my luck that Phil or the mods of the site would ban me to make an example......

And gosh, you're lives would just not be the same if I got banned from here, would it?  LOL  :whistle:

(and uhhh.... I really had to make the hubby lunch today, he surprised me by stopping by, and so I didn't get to shower yet.... so I should go soon)

Don't get out of line while I'm gone.


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Oh, it was "Tiny Tim".

That's right about the time the LAST hard drive went out on my computer.  :D


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