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 Post subject: Sex or karaoke?
PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 6:24 am 
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I already know the answer, I just wanted to see the responses.



...and by the way, I aleady know it's another crap thread. :D


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Well my first response was, if you're good at one, you can get the other.
But I've never woke up the next morning and have a woman go, 'I bet you'd be great a karaoke too' LOL

But I've been able to woo many a gal with just a song. :D

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It depends on who it's with.

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maninblack @ Tue Aug 01, 2006 6:45 am wrote:
But I've never woke up the next morning and have a woman go, 'I bet you'd be great a karaoke too' LOL


LMAO  LOL  LMAO  LOL


That's a toughie.... I don't have to have "karaoke", as long as I can still have some form of music. I would however, be a grumpy gal if I didn't have the other, so, I guess my answer would be:

SEX... As long as my partner doesn't mind if I "sing" either before, during, or after.   :wink:


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Oops, I see I've attracted the attention of two from admin.

I hope I didn't start a thread that will get pulled on the subject alone. What was I thinking?


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AtM @ Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:01 am wrote:
Oops, I see I've attracted the attention of two from admin.

I hope I didn't start a thread that will get pulled on the subject alone. What was I thinking?



:shock: .... You might just be in for an arse whuppin'.  :shock:

I've gotten those a couple times though, they're not too awfully bad.... Just grit your teeth until it's over.

And.... BEHAVE in the future. Man, what were you THINKING?!?!


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I can be equally offensive and manage to get arrested doing either one.  Different kinds of sleep afterwards too.  Since I do both of these things alone, sex is usually safer, because the sleep afterwards doesn't involve hyperventillating after the first two minutes falling, and smacking my head against the CAV JB-199 jukebox...Although the laptop did fall off the bed-tray once during sex... We just cuddled and laughed afterwards...

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If you're good at sex ..you can make your partner SING
If you're that good at singing you can make your partner want SEX  
If your're great at singing but can't find sex ..You KJ on Saturday Nights to 2AM
If you're GREAT sex but can't sing ... I don't know you cause you're to busy to stop in on my Saturday Night Gig  :rotflmao:


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If you're good at sex ..you can make your partner SING
If you're that good at singing you can make your partner want SEX  
If your're great at singing but can't find sex ..You KJ on Saturday Nights to 2AM
If you're GREAT sex but can't sing ... I don't know you cause you're to busy to stop in on my Saturday Night Gig  :rotflmao:


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If you're good at sex ..you can make your partner SING




Than how come last night Animal control shot me with a tranq gun, threw a net over me...and impounded my laptop ?

(still getting used to this cast on my arm)

oh yeah,  the singing. :(

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I think I'm in the clear as long as no one mentions mudwrestling in this thread.



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IF it rains soon,  I'll take the mirror outside, and try it.  It'd be fun to add some spice to an already somewhat mundane sexlife

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Whether it's one or the other, I always end up saying the wrong words! LOL


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Steven Kaplan @ Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:04 pm wrote:
IF it rains soon,  I'll take the mirror outside, and try it.  It'd be fun to add some spice to an already somewhat mundane sexlife
I do it too, shhhhhhh don't tell anybody.



kjchrisc @ Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:22 pm wrote:
Whether it's one or the other, I always end up saying the wrong words! LOL
I am always sticking my foot in my mouth. Good thing I have a big mouth and tiny feet. :D


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y'know ATM, I don't think I've ever met anyone on this site that loves to just start threads for absolutely no reason at all.

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knightshow @ Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:33 pm wrote:
y'know ATM, I don't think I've ever met anyone on this site that loves to just start threads for absolutely no reason at all.

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10. With Karaoke, you're always sure you can find someone worse than you are.
9. You don't feel obligated to buy someone dinner for singing Karaoke with you.
8. When you sing Karaoke, it's OK to have multiple partners.
7. It's OK to sing Karaoke with your sister.
6. With Karaoke, you never have to be sorry about forgetting your lines.
5. It's OK to drink too much and sing Karaoke.
4. With Karaoke, no one will complain about the size of your disc.
3. It's OK to sing Karaoke in front of your neighbors.
2. You'll never feel uncomfortable knowing your parents still sing Karaoke.
1. No one complains about a 3-minute or less Karaoke performance.

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7. It's OK to sing Karaoke with your sister.




LMAO   I'm waiting for the responses to this from a few in here.. something like

  "yeah, but what's the difference ?"   LMAO

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I sang with my cousin once.

It didn't go well. :no:


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