mroctober,
Thanks! I've already emailed that one to several friends!!
Susie
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| Author: | mroctober [ Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Short and Cute Jokes |
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!" I took a drink from my Bottle of Bud Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosey a$$ neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass." |
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| Author: | lbister [ Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Short and Cute Jokes |
I went shopping for some camouflage pants. I didn't see any. I bought some instant water. I didn't know what to add. The invisible man married the invisible woman. Their children weren't much to look at either. If everyone IS against you, are you still paranoid? Okay, I'll stop now. You can thank me later. LOL |
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| Author: | pflugerville [ Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Short and Cute Jokes |
what does a snail say when it rides on a turtle? WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Author: | Full House Entertainment [ Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Short and Cute Jokes |
mroctober, Thanks! I've already emailed that one to several friends!! Susie
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| Author: | Steven Kaplan [ Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Short and Cute Jokes |
Quote: On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair drinking beer and
watching my wife mow the lawn. OK, I just read this, and you've got me cracking up so much I can't see beyond my own tears.... Watching your wife mow the lawn !! As if we're to believe you're married ? OK let me read on and see if I can locate a punchline to this 
Larry, Don't get me started on Stephen Wright Jokes.... I'm still attempting to solve the riddle about strapping a piece of toast buttered-side up onto the back of a cat, and throwing the cat in the air.. Would the cat land on it's paws ? or would the toast always land buttered side up, and the cat would end up on it's back ? |
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| Author: | Chuck2 [ Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Short and Cute Jokes |
I put instant coffee in the microwave once and almost went back in time. -Steven wright He's a lucky man, he's married to Mrs. Wright. |
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| Author: | mroctober [ Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Short and Cute Jokes |
Steven....No woman would be Crazy enough to marry me....I snore. and love being single too much. been a bachalor for 19 years now ya think I would have my Bachalors degree allready.......maybe I don't cause of bad grammer and bad spelling. Besides the fact that I'm Hung Like an elavator button. either way....mom says Im still cute...Thats all that matters |
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| Author: | Steven Kaplan [ Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Short and Cute Jokes |
Quote: Steven....No woman would be Crazy enough to marry me
The secret is catching one during an off, vulnerable moment Michael ! Sometimes they even learn to love us.... It's amazing the things people can get attached too... Weird looking pet's, plants, rocks.... OK, you do have a point, we don't really stand a chance 
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| Author: | mroctober [ Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Short and Cute Jokes |
what was the dogs Name in the Jetsons cartoon? |
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| Author: | Steven Kaplan [ Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Short and Cute Jokes |
That's a great question for Dave, (Singing Squid). Because to be honest, I don't even remember there being one. |
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| Author: | Chuck2 [ Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Short and Cute Jokes |
Steven Kaplan @ Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:13 pm wrote: That's a great question for Dave, Singing Squid. Because to be honest, I don't even remember their being one. Me too neither.
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| Author: | Steven Kaplan [ Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Short and Cute Jokes |
I have a feeling Michael is setting us up for yet another joke, Chuck ! It's that slapstick stuff coming on ! |
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| Author: | mroctober [ Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Short and Cute Jokes |
astro silly |
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| Author: | mroctober [ Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:17 pm ] |
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dup post |
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| Author: | Steven Kaplan [ Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:22 pm ] |
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OK, I give up. |
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| Author: | mroctober [ Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:24 pm ] |
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too slow |
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| Author: | mroctober [ Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:26 pm ] |
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ATM ...shhhhh |
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| Author: | Chuck2 [ Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Short and Cute Jokes |
Oh yeah, Astro. |
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| Author: | Steven Kaplan [ Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Short and Cute Jokes |
KS, Is going to view us about as fondly as Boca Raton views David Clayton Thomas..
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| Author: | mroctober [ Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Short and Cute Jokes |
ok you win |
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