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Author:  Babs [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:18 pm ]
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I've got this little yellow finch that thinks he's a wood (@$%&#!). I
sit here on the computer and he pecks at the window next to me.
Is this bird mentally challenged or what. He's awefully cute, but annoying.
He doesn't know who is messing with. I'll make bird burgers tonight if he
doesn't stop it!

Author:  Charmin_Gibson [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:19 pm ]
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LMAO

Why in the hell did it edit out the word p-e-c-k-e-r? hahaha, that's unreal.

Author:  Chuck2 [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:20 pm ]
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Babs @ Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:18 pm wrote:
I've got this little yellow finch that thinks he's a wood . I
sit here on the computer and he pecks at the window next to me.
Is this bird mentally challenged or what. He's awefully cute, but annoying.
He doesn't know who is messing with. I'll make bird burgers tonight if he
doesn't stop it!
Do you want some recipes? :)

Author:  Babs [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:22 pm ]
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LMAO Oh my garsh. Let's try woodpecker all in one word and see what happens.

Author:  Babs [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:23 pm ]
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How about woodpenis.  LMAO

Author:  Chuck2 [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:24 pm ]
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Good one Babs! Both worked. LMAO

Author:  fiery [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:24 pm ]
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LMAO get a wooden owl to sit on that windowsill... it might work, most small birds won't take the chance it might be real.

Author:  Babs [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:24 pm ]
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I can't believe one is bleeped out, but the other isn't. I've got to much time
on my hands.

Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:29 pm ]
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Must we alway's hear about it when one of you girls get's a woody ?

Author:  fiery [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:30 pm ]
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Babs @ June 28th 2006, 17:24 wrote:
I can't believe one is bleeped out, but the other isn't. I've got to much time
on my hands.

LMAO  I guess if you want to swear you have to add it to another word. Like the other night I said Goddamn and it worked LOL  So if you say stupidbitch... maybe it works?

Author:  fiery [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:31 pm ]
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Steven Kaplan @ June 28th 2006, 17:29 wrote:
Must we alway's hear about it when one of you girls get's a woody ?

I resent that, I've never ever mentioned having a woody!

Author:  Chuck2 [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:35 pm ]
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Refereing to Kappy's comment, I am very happy for you Babs and glad to hear about it.

I remember when I was in the Navy. I was a seaman recruit for a while. When I was advanced to the next pay grade I made the mistake of telling a friend in the National Guard that I finally made seaman.

He didn't let me forget that for a while. LMAO

Author:  fiery [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:37 pm ]
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AtM @ June 28th 2006, 17:35 wrote:
Refereing to Kappy's comment, I am very happy for you Babs and glad to hear about it.

I remember when I was in the Navy. I was a seaman recruit for a while. When I was advanced to the next pay grade I made the mistake of telling a friend in the National Guard that I finally made seaman.

He didn't let me forget that for a while. LMAO


*open mouth, insert foot*

Author:  Chuck2 [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:38 pm ]
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It was too funny though. A lot of my humor works the same way.

Sometimes I'm the butt of my own jokes and other times I'm just a butt. LOL

Author:  pflugerville [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:22 pm ]
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folks around here use rubber snakes nailed or stapled to the window sills.  that keeps away the barn swallows from here

Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:46 pm ]
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Quote:
folks around here use rubber snakes nailed or stapled to the window sills.  that keeps away the barn swallows from here


That'd keep me from opening my own curtains too  :shock:

Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:49 pm ]
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Actually Bab's.  Originally I was going to comment on how cute I thought that was, I'm a bird lover.... Yet when I was about to post, I saw where this thread was going LMAO ..  What I originally wanted to post would've been pulled (no pun intended)...

Aren't there species of woodpecker that are small with alot of yellow, also maybe birds in the woodpecker family, that aren't specifically woodpeckers, but make that type sound when eating insects, or trying to get at something ?  Are you shure that's a finch ? We have small things with yellow crests, or hoods.. that've migrated north because of the warmer temps... they stand on the sides of buildings and peck, but that aren't woodpeckers.. At least I don't think.  I know nothing about wild birds

Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:55 pm ]
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Quote:
I resent that, I've never ever mentioned having a woody!


Well,  despite your preferences in gender regarding a romantic relationship... Welcome !

Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:56 pm ]
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Quote:
Sometimes I'm the butt of my own jokes and other times I'm just a butt.


We can't always be polished, BUTT it's cool that we try !

Author:  Flipper [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:02 pm ]
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I have an idea....you have cats right?

Just give them the dinner call ....Heeerrre Kitty...Kitty....you're dinner is ready  LMAO

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