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SwingcatKurt
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 Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:17 am |
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How bout some BAD JOKES to really make you GROAN!! Keep em short. One liners preferred, music related if you can. And lets try to make them ones YOU THINK UP YOURSELF!!!
Here's my first BAD JOKE for the day:
Whats the opposite of MOTOWN?????
LESS TOWN!!!!!
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Yep I thought that up myself!
YOUR TURN NOW!
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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT
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Babs
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:00 pm |
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_________________ [shadow=pink][glow=deepskyblue]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
[updown] ~*~ MONKEY BUSINESS KARAOKE~*~ [/shadow][/updown][/glow]
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Tigrr27
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:06 pm |
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The world is mourning the loss of the entire cast of the muppets, who had to be euthanized, after contracting Asian Big Bird Flu...
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SwingcatKurt
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:02 pm |
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NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!
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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT
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SwingcatKurt
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:04 pm |
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Whats the opposit of LES SCHWAB?
MORE SCHWAB!!!!!  :puke: :bawling:
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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT
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Big Mike
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:14 pm |
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Joined: Thu May 15, 2003 8:34 am
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oldie but a baddie:
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks
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Big Mike
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:15 pm |
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A man was dragging a chain in the streets all around town.
The sheriff stopped him and asked why he was dragging the chain.
The man replied, “Have you ever tried pushing a chain?”
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Big Mike
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:17 pm |
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What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh
I'll be here all week. Try the roast beef.
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Big Mike
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:19 pm |
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A penguin walks into a bar, asks the bartender, "Is my dad here?"
The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. What does he look like?"
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Big Mike
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:27 pm |
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How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't. You get down from a duck.
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An electric guitar makes sounds when electricity runs through it.
So would anyone.
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Big Mike
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:35 pm |
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Q: How can you tell when a karaoke singer is off key?
A: The words on the screen change color.
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Q: How many karaoke singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 30. One to do it and 29 to whisper to each other that they could have done it better
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Q: What is a karaoke bar?
A: A place where people who can't sing go to prove it
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A karaoke singer dies, emerges from the tunnel and asks the figure at the end, "Am I in heaven?"
"Look at the song list" says the figure
"OH BOY! I can do Hotel California, Paradise by the Dashboard Light, My Way, The Rose, I Will Survive..."
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Guest
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 6:03 pm |
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true story;told a drunk heckler"I fight better than I sing"dude says"you aint setting the bar very high"
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big jimmy c
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 3:21 pm |
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"Man who farts in church, Sits in own pew."
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SouthPaw
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 11:30 am |
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What do a Texas Tornado and a Tennessee Divorce have in common?
I'm not sure but I can guarantee that someone is going to lose a trailer!
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