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Author:  Odie [ Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:20 pm ]
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I can not comment since I can't be President.  All those assorted felony convictions and such..........

Author:  Jian [ Sat Mar 04, 2006 9:25 pm ]
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I won't want to give a hint because I am the Presedent LOL

Author:  P Tucker [ Sun Mar 05, 2006 5:14 am ]
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Monica Lewinski's phone number in my personal belongings?
Condoms in my briefcase?
A DWI arrest from 1982?

:newlol:

Author:  Guest [ Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:31 pm ]
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That I am in reality, a very talented Lesbian, hopeless trapped in a man's body.... :drool: .....jj

Author:  Shotgun CC [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:26 am ]
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That I TRULY believe in WORLD PEACE, UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE, CIVIL UNIONS, THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE, LEGALIZING MARIJUANA .......... AND.... that there is GLOBAL WARMING.  

Shhhhhhh.... I'm contemplating running ... so Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease ... Don't let  this stuff become public knowledge.  


Oh the SHAME....  :(

Author:  TopherM [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:31 am ]
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Uh, a 1999 video of me doing "Baby Got Back" at a karaoke show that was carried by the local news would certainly do me in....

Author:  EElvis [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:46 am ]
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I think I would start with at least someone better than Monica. Jfk had the right idea, Marlyn Monroe.........

Maybe they would hear about my affair with Pamela Anderson, Yeah, That would work!!

Author:  Singing Squid [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:57 am ]
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I'm too crazy to ever get elected for anything.  No real scandals...unless you count the friend's mom that pulled a "Mrs. Robinson" on me a few years ago   :oops:  :lol:

Author:  Isis [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:56 am ]
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Never been in any trouble with the law..so that is a good thing...

But I haven't exactly been a good girl....That's all I'm gonna say.....

Cause well you know....I am the President...But if I were ever found out...I think my scandal would be called buttergate....

LMAO

Author:  Charmin_Gibson [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:20 am ]
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Scandal.......scandal........ hmmmmm......


Certainly nothing worse than any of the current &/or past presidents have done.  :wink:

But wait!! If they traced me to HERE- and read all my posts- uh, then I might have something to worry about.

*I would delete my posts here (heck, 1/2 a them are already "edited")  :D

*I'd have to have something done about all those PO-lice records...... but I'm sure I could arrange that. (the current Canby judge IS kinda cute after all)

*I'd most likely have to get a new assumed name, so I could get a new license & social security number

*I'd have to pay ALOT of people to be quiet

Maybe I best just not run for president, though I think I'd make a pretty darn good one. (you see...... I can be very discreet)  :dancin:

Author:  Singing Squid [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:37 am ]
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BlueStainedShoes @ Mon Mar 06, 2006 12:20 pm wrote:
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What Kind Of Scandal Would The Press Uncover First?



Scandal.......scandal........ hmmmmm......


Certainly nothing worse than any of the current &/or past presidents have done.  :wink:

But wait!! If they traced me to HERE- and read all my posts- uh, then I might have something to worry about.

*I would delete my posts here (heck, 1/2 a them are already "edited")  :D

*I'd have to have something done about all those PO-lice records...... but I'm sure I could arrange that. (the current Canby judge IS kinda cute after all)

*I'd most likely have to get a new assumed name, so I could get a new license & social security number

*I'd have to pay ALOT of people to be quiet

Maybe I best just not run for president, though I think I'd make a pretty darn good one. (you see...... I can be very discreet)  :dancin:


I could see something about Pocahontas outfits...old-school mics...and LOTS of flirting!!!   :yes:  :hug:

(notice, I specifically did NOT mention an incident involving a vehicle and an implement of destruction   LMAO )

Author:  Singing Squid [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:39 am ]
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Isis @ Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:56 am wrote:
Never been in any trouble with the law..so that is a good thing...

But I haven't exactly been a good girl....That's all I'm gonna say.....

Cause well you know....I am the President...But if I were ever found out...I think my scandal would be called buttergate....

LMAO


We, in the press, have our cameras ready, Madame President!  :shock:

Author:  Charmin_Gibson [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:44 am ]
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SingingSquid @ Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:37 am wrote:
(notice, I specifically did NOT mention an incident involving a vehicle and an implement of destruction   LMAO )


:hug:  And I thank ya for that sweetie! Thanks for helping uphold my- uh- "good girl" image. Mornin' Dave.  :wave:

Author:  Odie [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:02 am ]
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BlueStainedShoes @ Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:20 am wrote:
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What Kind Of Scandal Would The Press Uncover First?



Scandal.......scandal........ hmmmmm......

*I'd have to pay ALOT of people to be quiet



Hmmm...  Will you pay an amount per item or is it just one flat payment?  Can you give me a ball park amount?  I'm just trying to plan out my budget for the month.

Author:  Singing Squid [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:18 am ]
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BlueStainedShoes @ Mon Mar 06, 2006 12:44 pm wrote:
SingingSquid @ Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:37 am wrote:
(notice, I specifically did NOT mention an incident involving a vehicle and an implement of destruction   LMAO )


:hug:  And I thank ya for that sweetie! Thanks for helping uphold my- uh- "good girl" image. Mornin' Dave.  :wave:


Mornin' (or im my case, g'afternoon) beautiful!  :wave:

You ARE a good girl!!  You just have a bad-girl streak in you that pops out...it's one of my favorite things about you!!   :O

Author:  Charmin_Gibson [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:15 pm ]
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Don Weiss @ Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:02 am wrote:
Hmmm...  Will you pay an amount per item or is it just one flat payment?  Can you give me a ball park amount?  I'm just trying to plan out my budget for the month.


LoL..... How many "items" you think you got racked up on me Don? No, wait, don't answer that here please.  LOL

And, hey, I have a few on YOU as well, so ba-have!!

Maybe we should make a "I wont tell if YOU wont tell" kinda truce, eh?  :dancin:

Or heck, I'll but your silence with Rum & Coke.

Vodka n' Cranberry will buy mine- as ya well know. Or heck, even Budweiser on some nights.


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Mornin' (or im my case, g'afternoon) beautiful!  

You ARE a good girl!!  You just have a bad-girl streak in you that pops out...it's one of my favorite things about you!!    


Okay now, don't be calling me "beautiful" like that, I just might go fallin' for ya Dave.....  :wink: ...... Then watcha gonna do?  LOL

And... don't ruin my "bad girl" rep either. You see, some really WANT me to be a bad girl, and I'm trying. The "good girl" image is just so Phil don't kick me off the forums. So sssshhhhhhh...... Nobody can know which is the real me.

Author:  Odie [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:22 pm ]
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BlueStainedShoes @ Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:15 pm wrote:
Don Weiss @ Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:02 am wrote:
Hmmm...  Will you pay an amount per item or is it just one flat payment?  Can you give me a ball park amount?  I'm just trying to plan out my budget for the month.


LoL..... How many "items" you think you got racked up on me Don? No, wait, don't answer that here please.  LOL

And, hey, I have a few on YOU as well, so ba-have!!

Maybe we should make a "I wont tell if YOU wont tell" kinda truce, eh?  :dancin:

Or heck, I'll buy your silence with Rum & Coke.

Vodka n' Cranberry will buy mine- as ya well know. Or heck, even Budweiser on some nights.


I'm sensing a bit of counter-blackmail here.  Perhaps it is in our mutual best interests
to just leave well enough alone!  Good day Miss Charmin.

Author:  Charmin_Gibson [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:34 pm ]
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Dang it all, it posted TWICE!!!!

I HATE when that happens.

Guess I coulda just went with the usual:

"Had to edit........"

LOL

Author:  Charmin_Gibson [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:35 pm ]
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Don Weiss @ Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:22 pm wrote:
I'm sensing a bit of counter-blackmail here.  Perhaps it is in our mutual best interests
to just leave well enough alone!  Good day Miss Charmin.



So, Don is uncomfortable with the blackmail approach....... :yes:
Makes me think MAYbe he'd bend under pressure, hmmmmm....

>filing away some secrets for possible future use<

Author:  Singing Squid [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:30 pm ]
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BlueStainedShoes @ Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:15 pm wrote:

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Mornin' (or im my case, g'afternoon) beautiful!  

You ARE a good girl!!  You just have a bad-girl streak in you that pops out...it's one of my favorite things about you!!    


Okay now, don't be calling me "beautiful" like that, I just might go fallin' for ya Dave.....  :wink: ...... Then watcha gonna do?  LOL

And... don't ruin my "bad girl" rep either. You see, some really WANT me to be a bad girl, and I'm trying. The "good girl" image is just so Phil don't kick me off the forums. So sssshhhhhhh...... Nobody can know which is the real me.


I can't help it hon...I call 'em as I see 'em  :worship:

I stand by "good girl with a bad girl streak in you"...I think the width of that streak may vary at times, but... :dancin:

As for what I'd do, beautiful, if you  were to fall for me, allow me to answer with some song lyrics...I'd LOVE to have you fall for me, but in the current situation:

There's a little gold ring
You wear on your hand
That makes me understand
There's another before me
I'm wastin' my time
You'll never be mine


So, getting down to the Grass Roots of it all...you fall for me, you better keep it as a Midnight Confession   LMAO

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