I pee'd my name in the snow at the North Pole

Keith, you mean N Pole Alaska ?   The North Pole itself I thought is just water.. It's a fictitious point I thought...

I was thinking of selling real estate there, on Ebay

I pee'd my name in the snow at the North Pole

And I'll hold your head underwater for a couple of hours. I can even throw my old broken laptop in the tub, that way you can have a screen to look at & punch buttons on, and pretend it's all real.

WOW,  Is that some Oregonian form of foreplay ?  

I've read Gloria Brahman's  book about "Different Loving" and alternative edge-play, but that sounds sort've romantic !

WOW,  Is that some Oregonian form of foreplay ?  

Steven, Charmin would "forget" to unplug the laptop....My periscope would do great till the breaker blew, then i would be flushed down the drain.

Surely Kappy you've heard of the "asphyxiation technique

LMAO


Or what's worse, she'd have you face down ~

I tried to pee off the fantail way up in the circle north of Scotland... I dont know how you managed to write ur name past the first letter

I have 4 brothers, a hubby, 3 sons, and lotsa friends...... so I know this to be true.

I think Charmin knows the answer to why the grass is always greener on the neighors lawn.... Even Irma Bombecks interpretation doesn't apply on Charmins property.

I think Charmin knows the answer to why the grass is always greener on the neighors lawn.... Even Irma Bombecks interpretation doesn't apply on Charmins property.

She is jealous cause we never get our feet wet when we tinkle

Keith did u ever pee on a lectric fence
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