Karaoke Forums

1. I have officially swiped a song from you...Josh Turner's Your Man...I heard it the first time yesterday at work, couldn't get it out of my head.  I'm going to look for it next time I go out.  Our voices must be near-identical, because I can KILL with that song.  I think there's a chance I could get panties tossed at me on the stage!!

2. I haven't been entirely truthful about me and Sharon (Isis).  I have had the honor and privilege of having her invite me over for dinner (home-cooked...and she's GOOD!!)...and after a long evening of drinking and carousing, was doubly honored after watching a movie to fall asleep right next to her!!  BELIEVE me, I was in quite a state when I left the next morning!!

Anyway...nothing but honesty from here on out!  I promise!!

_________________
[glow=white][scroll]Live, laugh, and love today--just in case tomorrow doesn't make it[/scroll][/glow]

Ah,  That's no surprise,  Most of the guy's and girl's here have slept with each other at least 4 or 5 times.  You really think people join, and pay a membership fee to SING ?    LMAO




(wait til Phill sees how membership jumps within the next few weeks in here)
It's questionable whether I'll be here to see it, but just wait  LOL

_________________
Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Me and Cha$%#@ Fell asleep after Many Movies, Now Cry&*^%  is a different story that girl don't sleep in fact she stars in most the movies we watch.

And Steve just keeps me up all night with his snoring

Squid,

You're telleng me she invited you over, fed you dinner, then crawled up in your lap and snuggled up with you on the couch......AND YOU FELL ASLEEP???!!!

....And she STILL TALKS TO YOU???!!!!

Mister, you better hope you get another chance!

Did you check for your wallet and watch before you left? I've been to a few of those "membership" get togethers, Man you got to be careful!...Don't ever use your real name......

So,...it sounds like she's got one planned for June near Dallas?....You plan on going?....You want some help?


 LMAO  :oh yeah:  :oh yeah:

Can I interject here????   We may have been right next to each other but we were on separte couches and my hubby was there...No he didn't take pics or watch!!!!

Squid you crack me up, I guess in a sense we did have a sleep over and in a sense we did sleep together.....
More like Tom Hanks first sleepover in BIG....

_________________
Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

Did I imply otherwise?  I may have been trying to make it LOOK like I was, but I didn't!!  ROFL

I did nothing but tell the truth...not the WHOLE  truth, but  LOL

_________________
[glow=white][scroll]Live, laugh, and love today--just in case tomorrow doesn't make it[/scroll][/glow]

I know Michael.  I tried giving myself the rhinoplasty with that Dremel you bought me a year ago valentines day but I started to get sqweemish when I saw smoke coming out've my ears.  You aren't the first date that's told me this however, many are kind enough to mention my deviated septum, (which is incidently why my breath also is foul), even a few females have told me about it !




Did you take pics and watch ?  :shock:   I mean, not like there's anything wrong with it.
.
.

_________________
Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

He's just trying to get Keith's goat...

_________________
Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

When's the F**ryoke get together ?  Not sure I want to go to the city of brotherly love this year. I lost my wallet, and a few other things first year I went. Tried kicking my wallet to the city border first, but couldn't get it in time, fell into one of those man holes and got washed into the sewage system

_________________
Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

I got Keith's goat last year.   Never again !

_________________
Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Kappy, if I had a goat, you would be welcome to it!

Squid, if you like "Yyour Man", I bet you will also like Blake Shelton's "Nobody but me"

Same style music and vocal match....Try it!

......In the meantime, check this out!...WOOO HOOO!....I made so real bling this week!

http://www.wilshire.com/Indexes/Broad/Wilshire4500/

That I need to look over Keith, thanks... Always looking for smart investments...Recently it's must been more aggressive mutual funds, and you have to keep watching for fluctuation's like a hawk,  I-Bond's too

_________________
Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Keith, I'm gonna have to look into investing in that..It's named after me...cool...

_________________
Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

Kappy, check this out:

http://www.tsp.gov/rates/share-prices.html     Then click share prices under the bull symbol.

That's my TSP current share price page...We members can move it around to the diff funds free and as often as we want, but we have to leave it in there til age 59 kinda like a 401K, just better.

Look at the S and I funds over the last 6 weeks! I placed 50/50 in both back in October and it's been a sweet but bumpy ride uphill ever since......It's like riding the sliders on your board when you ain't got no compressor and you have a sqawking/whispering singer at the mic.....It's nerve racking!

Seeing as how you are so sweet and all....I'd be glad to manage it for you.

Waddaya say?

""ok, but i get to be on top!"

_________________
All work and no play make Homer something something

I said nothing of the sort!!  I can't help the dirty-minded assumptions I was trying to get you to make  LMAO



Yep I'm going...it's my home bar too.  If, by help, you mean with Sharon, no thanks!  I think I'm doing OK.    But haul your heinie up here in June if you can...and if not, sooner!

_________________
[glow=white][scroll]Live, laugh, and love today--just in case tomorrow doesn't make it[/scroll][/glow]

I have no idea what you're talking about!    :whistle:  LMAO

_________________
[glow=white][scroll]Live, laugh, and love today--just in case tomorrow doesn't make it[/scroll][/glow]

Are we sharing a brain or something?     That's the OTHER song that I haven't been able to get out of my head this week!!

WTF?  Apparently, we have similar tastes in music AND women...if you come over in June, we should duet on "To All The Girls We've Loved Before"  ROFL

_________________
[glow=white][scroll]Live, laugh, and love today--just in case tomorrow doesn't make it[/scroll][/glow]

Sharing a brain...oooo...I got a terrifc visual on that on....

Squid, you may need help with me....You know how I don't sit still long...all over the place all over everyone all the time....   Oh Yeah!!!

Oh, if you don't remember the on top thing then you should prolly rent BIG again......You got it Crank!!!! and yes you can have the top...Don't like those kind of heights...........

_________________
Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!