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Author:  pflugerville [ Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:24 am ]
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What's the absolute most idiotic way you've ever injured yourself?  It doesn't have to be life threatening injury.  I'm thinking more along the lines of something where you jsut weren't thinking or one of those "Here, hold my beer" moments.

Mine came today as i was rolling up a hose.  i yanked on it real hard ot get some slack and WHAMMO!!!! :O  :bigcry:
the nozzle whipped around and caught me right in the one place a guy should never take a hit.  i went down for about 5 mintues trying to catch my breath!  that maybe not the dumbest thing i've ever done, but it's definitely up there and probably the most painful in a looooong time!

so, now i've told you what an idiot i am, tell me how clumsy you are!
Author:  Foxe [ Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:47 am ]
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LOL ouch.. that had to have hurt  :hug:

hope you're better now ;)
Author:  Singing Squid [ Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:51 am ]
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Chipping a tooth going to take a drink from a longneck beer...

...or breaking my nose tripping and falling into a glass door during a fire drill...


There are more, I just can't recall 'tm at the moment

Yours, Steve...let's just say OUCH on your behalf!!   :shock:
Author:  pflugerville [ Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:54 am ]
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FoxeRoxy @ Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:47 pm wrote:
hope you're better now ;)


well at least i can breathe now, but it's still too early to laugh....ok, well maybe not. LMAO
Author:  Foxe [ Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:55 am ]
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I tripped over my Gordon Setter and fell into a big hole that she'd dug and severly sprained my ankle for the 3rd time LOL
Author:  Foxe [ Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:56 am ]
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CrankItUpProd @ Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:54 pm wrote:
well at least i can breathe now, but it's still too early to laugh....ok, well maybe not. LMAO


that's good... so I can be laughin with you instead of at ya then? LOL ;)
Author:  pflugerville [ Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:57 am ]
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FoxeRoxy @ Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:55 pm wrote:
I tripped over my Gordon Setter and fell into a big hole that she'd dug and severly sprained my ankle for the 3rd time LOL


OUCH!!!   that had to hurt!  'course he/she was probably just trying to play, huh?
Author:  EElvis [ Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:23 am ]
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Imagine auditioning for American Idol and getting told I need to get in a new line of work!!!!

By Simon of all people
Author:  Isis [ Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:31 am ]
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So you know how every bride want sto be beautiful...I was such a bride...Fiance was traveling and I was taking care of all the details...I thought it would be good to have some extra color so I started going to a tanning salon...3 days into my sessions there was a new guy and he put me in for twice as long as I had been going in for...(I am pretty light completed..Must be the German in me)

I went home and about 2 hours later I started to hurt all over...I looked in the mirror and I was turning into a lobster...Within, 4 or 5 hours I was really fraking out, the wedding was just a week away...

So I go back to the tanning salon that afternoon (crying, of coarse) and showed them what they had done to me...They GAVE me some superduper cream and told me to put it all over my body 3 or 4 times a day...I did that and it was releiving the pain....But then I broke into a sever rash from the cream....I had to go to the doctor, he placed me on steriods, and gave me a shot of something...

Fiance is traveling and I am trying not to tell him about all this...Fell apart the day he was coming home and didn't want him to see me cause I was REALLY UGLY.....It's so funny now but at the time I thought the world was falling apart...

I haven't been back to a tanning salon since.  Tan in the can is the way to go..

I did look good on my wedding day and there were no signs of the rash or the sunburn.....

I meant well...after that my now husband nicknamed me Lucy...Cause I do things trying to do something good and they just seem to fall apart for whatever reason...LOL
Author:  Isis [ Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:32 am ]
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Dr. D @ Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:23 pm wrote:
Imagine auditioning for American Idol and getting told I need to get in a new line of work!!!!

By Simon of all people


A friend of mine auditioned in Austin for American Idol this season.  They told her she was too good and they couldn't have another winner from Texas....She was pretty upset....
Author:  EElvis [ Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:45 am ]
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Seriously,
We had a Customer of Iours here I thought would be perfect for Idol, and they told him he was too good. They said they were looking for someone to be able to ridicule.
I think I am inclined to believe this.
Author:  knightshow [ Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:51 am ]
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tig watched me do a three stooges plant-face and skid routine...

he didn't TELL me that there was a step in the darkness... he LIVED there, and Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, he didn't tell MEE!!!!
Author:  Singing Squid [ Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:52 am ]
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Isis @ Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:32 pm wrote:
Dr. D @ Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:23 pm wrote:
Imagine auditioning for American Idol and getting told I need to get in a new line of work!!!!

By Simon of all people


A friend of mine auditioned in Austin for American Idol this season.  They told her she was too good and they couldn't have another winner from Texas....She was pretty upset....


Well, with her, she looks like a model and can sing her @$$ off.  Combine that with her personality, and she's pretty much a guaranteed winner.

I was kind of surprised not to see her on at all last night.  Makes me wonder how many OTHER people from down here got told they were too Texan?

Of course, the last girl that was on last night was a TRIP!!   :shock:  And she was from right here in Arlington!!!!   :fright:
Author:  karyoker [ Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:54 am ]
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You can go to any karaoke bar and 1/2 of the singers will blow them away.. And when they want to down grade a singer they say that is karaoke I wonder just what karaoke bar they were in..... Its comparable to Jerry Springer...
Author:  Isis [ Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:12 pm ]
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knightshow @ Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:51 pm wrote:
tig watched me do a three stooges plant-face and skid routine...

he didn't TELL me that there was a step in the darkness... he LIVED there, and Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, he didn't tell MEE!!!!


Correct me if I am wrong, But isn't that what firends do???
Author:  Isis [ Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:18 pm ]
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I was once at a private city pool that had a slide....Went down the slide and into the water.  My swim suit bottom had ripped a big hole in it and I didn't notice...Needless to say many other people did....And I was a teenager at the time so it was pretty hurtful at the time...Funny now though!!!
Author:  pflugerville [ Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:56 pm ]
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Isis @ Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:32 pm wrote:
Dr. D @ Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:23 pm wrote:
Imagine auditioning for American Idol and getting told I need to get in a new line of work!!!!

By Simon of all people


A friend of mine auditioned in Austin for American Idol this season.  They told her she was too good and they couldn't have another winner from Texas....She was pretty upset....


her name wasn't Caitlyn was it?   i have a patron who was told the same thing
Author:  Singing Squid [ Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:59 pm ]
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CrankItUpProd @ Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:56 pm wrote:
Isis @ Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:32 pm wrote:
Dr. D @ Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:23 pm wrote:
Imagine auditioning for American Idol and getting told I need to get in a new line of work!!!!

By Simon of all people


A friend of mine auditioned in Austin for American Idol this season.  They told her she was too good and they couldn't have another winner from Texas....She was pretty upset....


her name wasn't Caitlyn was it?   i have a patron who was told the same thing


Hmmm...the "too Texan" thing is beginning to look more and more realistic!!!
Author:  Isis [ Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:04 pm ]
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CrankItUpProd @ Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:56 pm wrote:
Isis @ Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:32 pm wrote:
Dr. D @ Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:23 pm wrote:
Imagine auditioning for American Idol and getting told I need to get in a new line of work!!!!

By Simon of all people


A friend of mine auditioned in Austin for American Idol this season.  They told her she was too good and they couldn't have another winner from Texas....She was pretty upset....


her name wasn't Caitlyn was it?   i have a patron who was told the same thing

 Nope it is Taylor.. Here is a picture of her...
Author:  P Tucker [ Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:57 pm ]
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I dropped a hammer on my head once....DOH!! I placed the hammer on the top rung of a ladder, then forgot. I moved the ladder and WTF!! I was seein' all tweet tweet... :order:  :confused:
I think it knocked the bad boy outta me...I actually have feelings now. :newlol:

One day while getting ready to unload my big rig from the ground, it had been raining, so the ground was wet. I went to place one foot on the rear bumper to climb up into it and I slipped, couldn't retain any sort of balance while falling, and went smack dabb as hard as a rock on the pavement on my whole right side of my body in a water puddle. I thought for sure I broke my whole right side and my hand because I stuck my hand out to break my fall somewhat. That was stupid. My hand swelled and turned green. I thought it was broken. It hurt so bad I busted out laughing because the dude at the store I was delivering to was standing there also and I thought he was ready to bust out laughing. It looked like one of those extreme skateboarder dude stunts. :newlol:
That shizz hurt for like 2 weeks. :bawling:  :ggof:
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