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| Author: | Babs [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 1:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Signs for karaoke |
Hi guys- I'm looking for some ideas for karaoke signs for the bathrooms. I'm trying to make them funny. Like: While your sitting there or don't forget to zip up and come and sing any ideas? |
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| Author: | Isis [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Signs for karaoke |
How about "If you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie and wipe the seatie....If you think that is catchy, you should try Karaoke..." |
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| Author: | Crystal [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Signs for karaoke |
I'd say somethin like this: "ya can't beat the sound when you're on the john the acousitics make magic out of any song! So practice your pitch while you have a pee then come show off your voice at karaoke!!" LMFAO!! c'mon now... that even made ME laugh!! ohhh this is fun.... I'm gonna think of more! |
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| Author: | Tigrr27 [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Signs for karaoke |
Don't grip the "mic" too tight, while singing, or injury may occur... Do not hold hands and sing with the person next to you or you are cleaning up the mess... Duets are discouraged. When you are finished, go ahead and give yourself a hand. Job well done. Keep dance routines confined to the stall you are in. We encourage the best singers , as well as the crappiest singers, to sing in our club. Well now we know that it isn't just your singing that stinks... Please wash your hands before handing your slip to the KJ... |
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| Author: | Isis [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Signs for karaoke |
There is a reason I do not write songs...Crystal, yours is great!!! |
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| Author: | Crystal [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Signs for karaoke |
here you sit all broken-hearted tried to poop, but only farted better that than take the chance to try and fart, but poop in your pants! Now don't you cry, just wipe your tears come out and sing. Conquer your fears! relax with a drink you can get at the bar enjoy karaoke and come be a STAR! ok... I didn't make up the first stanza.... but I read that in a bathroom once... cracked me up, so I added to it 
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| Author: | Babs [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Signs for karaoke |
 LMAO LMAO
Keep'um coming Quote: Well now we know that it isn't just your singing that stinks...
oh my gosh that made me laugh |
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| Author: | Tigrr27 [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Signs for karaoke |
There once was a man from Nantucket... Who couldn't sing worth a darn in a bucket... He got up for his turn as all ears began to burn... Clicked off his mic and said... "Can we start over?" |
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| Author: | Tigrr27 [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Signs for karaoke |
Mary had a little lamb and it sounds like she is having it up on stage... |
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| Author: | Babs [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Signs for karaoke |
| ^ ^
How about: At this karaoke show urine in for a treat or Don't just sit there be a karaoke whiz Do you think that is to corny? |
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| Author: | Crystal [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Signs for karaoke |
So now you've peed and mommy's not here to boost your confidence with that potty cheer You're feelin a little down and need someone to clap So come sing karaoke... just please.... don't rap! |
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| Author: | Tigrr27 [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Signs for karaoke |
Singing with your eyes shut- recommended. Going to the bathroom with your eyes shut- not recommended. Clearing your throat before singing- recommended. Clearing your throat before going to the bathroom may scare small children- not recommended. Acting professional while singing- recommended. Acting professional in the bathroom may get you arrested- not recommended. Asking the KJ, politely, when you are up next- recommended. Asking guy next to ya in the bathroom when ya are up next is awkward- not recommended. Eye contact with the audience while singing- recommended. Eye contact with the guys standing in line behind you- not recommended. |
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| Author: | Crystal [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Signs for karaoke |
 @ Tig's Nantucket guy!!  !!!!!!
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| Author: | Crystal [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Signs for karaoke |
LMFAO!! Tig that last one was PRICELESS!!! |
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| Author: | Tigrr27 [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Signs for karaoke |
When in doubt... blame it on the dog... |
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| Author: | Crystal [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Signs for karaoke |
Crystal @ Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:51 pm wrote: LMFAO!!
Tig that last post was PRICELESS!!! |
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| Author: | Crystal [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Signs for karaoke |
wtf? dur dur dur.... Crystal doesn't know how to edit apparently.... |
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| Author: | Tigrr27 [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Signs for karaoke |
crystal needs to stop talking about crystal in the third person... |
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| Author: | Tigrr27 [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Signs for karaoke |
"If you can read this sign, turn around and go out the way you came in... you are in the coat closet..." |
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| Author: | Singing Squid [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Signs for karaoke |
"I hope your singing is better than your aim" |
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