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ok... Crystal and Charmin made me make this thread... they said "let's get tig to post it... he'll post anything" and who am I to deny them that reality?? (plus crystal told me that she would block me from her webcam if I didn't do it)... so lets make a list and check it twice... you know who you are... voluntarily puting yourself on the list is encouraged... - tig

broke your speakers??? Well Tig..... for cryin out loud!!!!

If yer gonna playback my webcam vids.... ya gotta turn the volume down!!! My shrieks can blow ANYONE's speakers!!!

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shreeks??? I thought that was the audience gasping in disbelief!!!

AUDIENCE???? WHO YOU SHOWIN 'EM TO??

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did I say audience?? I meant IF there was an audience...

ahuh....

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yeah that's right.....

that's my oh-so-cool comeback

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gives a whole new meaning to "special access" heheheh

OMALORD!!! I'm freakin DYING!!!

WHere the hell is Charmin?? She's gonna LOVE it in here!!!



My psychic intuition tells me that this thread will be deleted by tomorrow....


yes that was "psychic" not "psycho"

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hey I see ya finally shaved your star!!! looks smoooooth... well it is like they always say to be a success is LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION!!!

LMFAO!!!

I knew you'd enjoy the placement!!! The best mistakes are the dirty ones!!

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now we'll never know if the curtains match the rug!!! well, I'll know but thats because I have a subscription to crystal's "Waxing poetic- a personal journey" video blog...

ok....

can't breath..... can't breathe!!!

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Crystal's Top 10 Song Requests on her webcam:
1) The Divynl's - When I think about you I touch myself
2) Beatles- Yellow Submarine (don't ask)
3) Toby Keith- How do you like me now? ok how bout now... and nOW? now? and... now?
4) Crash Test Dummies- MMM MMMM MMM
5) Men at Work- Down under
6) Black Eyed Peas- My humps (DUH)
7) Aaron Tippin- Kiss this
Khia- My neck, my back
9) Creedence Clearwater Revival- Lookin out my back door (doo doo doo)
10) South Park- Blame Canada

ohh man!! I'm SOOO gonna get a bigger audience now that they know I do SONG REQUESTS!!!

complete with little choregraphed dance moves.....


oh and by the way..... it is SO not yellow! it's blue and sparkly!

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yeah but the beatles never did a song called "blue and sparkly submarine" silly... I must say that I have never seen a computer desk that came with a dance pole until I met you...

uhhh... that wasn't a pole.....

it was the "submarine"!!

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I knew you were good but SHEESH... the sparkly is hard to see on the webcam... did you add a smoke machine to your show or is that simply a result from friction?

purely friction.....

that's why the water bottle is always handy..... surely you've seen it?

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oh yah..... you wouldn't normally think to use a water bottle for dousage....... that's a WHOLE other kind of submarine in your world!

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