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Author: | Crystal [ Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:48 pm ] |
Post subject: | Test For Dimensia |
TEST FOR DEMENTIA Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time. Answer all of them immediately. Let's find out just how clever you really are. Ready? GO!!! (Scroll down) First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up in the next question. To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question. Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...? Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? You're not very good at this are you? Third Question: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total? Did you get 5000? Answer: 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right? Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again Okay, now the bonus round: time to show your real stuff! There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Bonus Question: Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple. |
Author: | Foxe [ Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:12 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Test For Dimensia |
Crystal -- I luv ya but remind me to not talk to you until AFTER I've gotten more sleep!!!!!! UGGGGGGGHHHHHHH |
Author: | knightshow [ Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:53 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Test For Dimensia |
okay, I'm officially bonkers now after that crap! ! |
Author: | Shotgun CC [ Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:49 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Test For Dimensia |
Ya got me on the math question, Crystal. I actually answered the others well ..... I think. I can't remember ... wait ... what is this thread about?? |
Author: | Foxe [ Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:51 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Test For Dimensia |
knightshow @ Tue Mar 08, 2005 4:53 pm wrote: okay, I'm officially bonkers now after that crap! !
Hmm.... you first realized that now Matt? |
Author: | Shotgun CC [ Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:51 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Test For Dimensia |
Ohhhhhhh.... Lookie !!! :shock: In 8 days ~~ I get a STAR ~~~ YIPEE !!!!! |
Author: | karyoker [ Tue Mar 08, 2005 4:02 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Test For Dimensia |
Now I know why when buzzing thru Denver at 70 per and the sign says Next Exit 8th Ave, I always wind up on 6th....Or I 70 West..... It dont take much for confusion here... |
Author: | knightshow [ Tue Mar 08, 2005 4:57 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Test For Dimensia |
FoxeRoxy @ Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:51 pm wrote: knightshow @ Tue Mar 08, 2005 4:53 pm wrote: okay, I'm officially bonkers now after that crap! ! Hmm.... you first realized that now Matt? |
Author: | Foxe [ Tue Mar 08, 2005 6:05 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Test For Dimensia |
Awwww... Matt... ya know I luv ya right? :handshake: I was just teasin... and I'm glad that you are SUPER |
Author: | Melly [ Tue Mar 08, 2005 7:24 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Test For Dimensia |
karyoker @ Tue Mar 08, 2005 4:02 pm wrote: Now I know why when buzzing thru Denver at 70 per and the sign says Next Exit 8th Ave, I always wind up on 6th....Or I 70 West..... It dont take much for confusion here...
That's where i learned to drive and now know THAT is the reason i didn't NEED to take the test....i am ALREADY there!! LMAO |
Author: | Crystal [ Tue Mar 08, 2005 7:27 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Test For Dimensia |
!!! well the only question I got right was the first one... :dancin: the math question was fricken WIERD!!! :O and Matt... yes, you are bonkers... and that's why we LUV YA TO BITS!! :hug: |
Author: | summerluv [ Tue Mar 08, 2005 8:11 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Test For Dimensia |
[font=Cursive]Boo hoo hoo!!!! I am such a blonde!!! I didn't get any right except for bonus question with the blind man ... DUH!!! [/font] [font=Cursive]I really have to go get another box for my hair now!!!! [/font] |
Author: | Melly [ Tue Mar 08, 2005 9:07 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Test For Dimensia |
I should give that math question to tana on a math test to freak her out!! and Matt.....bonkers is part of your charm!! |
Author: | knightshow [ Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:13 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Test For Dimensia |
but but but but but but but but but Oh, I guess you guys are right! |
Author: | Melly [ Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:41 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Test For Dimensia |
:hug: .......NO BUTTS....er Buts about it...You KNOW we are! |
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