LMFAOOOOO!!!
Joke of the day, huh?
Hmmm... do I know any clean jokes???
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| Author: | EElvis [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 5:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Joke of the day |
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" (you're gonna love this) (its a real treat) (a masterpiece) (wait for it) The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........) |
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| Author: | Atomic [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 5:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Joke of the day |
LMFAOOOOO!!! Joke of the day, huh? Hmmm... do I know any clean jokes???
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| Author: | karyoker [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 10:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Joke of the day |
A while ago I was instant messaging with one of my old karaoke buddys Ok look at ur keybrd the e is next to w... I said "last night I sang Holy Eater".. She said wwhat? Water Water Water I was rollin on the floor.... lmao |
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| Author: | jdmeister [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 6:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Joke of the day |
A college student at a recent USC football game challenged a senior citizen sitting next to him, saying it was impossible for their generation to understand his. "You grew up in a different world," the student said loud enough for the whole crowd to hear. "Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, man has walked on the Moon, our spaceships have visited Mars, we even have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing .... and uh.." Taking advantage of a pause in the student's litany, the geezer said, "You're right. We didn't have those things when we were young; so we invented them, you little nit-wit! What are you doing for the next generation??"  LOL LMAO
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| Author: | Jian [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 7:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Joke of the day |
Here is one I started the joke which started the whole world laughing but I didn't see that the joke was on me heh heh |
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