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Author:  Songstar72 [ Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:24 am ]
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Who understands men?

1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10.The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11.The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW ....WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.


IS THIS WHAT WIMMIN REALLY THINK OF US!!!....Im shocked!!!...lol :shock:
Author:  A NEW DAY [ Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:48 am ]
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I understand my man perfectly..hes simply...PERFECT!
Author:  SMs GONE [ Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:53 am ]
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He's SO FAR from "perfect", it's not even funny! LOL!! He's not even what someone with a very vivid imagination would even refer to as adequate! LOL!!!
Author:  A NEW DAY [ Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:56 am ]
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ok where is my meanie grrr smilie?????? :x
Author:  Genise [ Wed Dec 08, 2004 5:32 am ]
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lololol.....well ken i do have to agree with some of the points lol

steven shhhh take it as its meant the perfect compliment from your special lady....its sooooo sweet :-)

what happened to the perfect man that always remembers to put the toilet seat down when they done lololol.....i ain't come accross one of them yet hehhe
Author:  Atomic [ Wed Dec 08, 2004 5:55 am ]
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I gave up trying to understand men a loooooong time ago LOL
Author:  Melly [ Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:48 am ]
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They're little boys with BIGGER toys.....ImageImageImage
Author:  Genise [ Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:59 am ]
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some melly some lololol :oops: :D :wink:
Author:  Melly [ Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:02 am ]
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YUP......SOME......and i got ONE!!.....lord i hope he never reads this....hee, hee.....Image
Author:  Rob Ward [ Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:44 am ]
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LOL@Melly .....

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They're little boys with BIGGER toys.....



naaaa! your almost right jumping froggy, "Boys never grow up, We just get bigger toys" :P lol
Author:  Melly [ Wed Dec 08, 2004 11:28 am ]
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Dang....i still have 15 seconds on the clock to be a lady......I AM NOT GOING TO SAY...what went thru my brain when i read what you just wrote....NOPE......NADA!! ROFLMBO.....i am so bad....Image
Author:  A NEW DAY [ Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:26 pm ]
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ok i wasnt dreaming
Author:  karaokemeister [ Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:41 pm ]
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I don't even pretend to understand men - and I'm one of 'em!

I don't understand women, politics, and lots of other things either.... :roll:


I guess I'll just have to stick to my fiance who at least loves me dearly and I love even more!
Author:  knightshow [ Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:53 pm ]
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I understand most men. They're screwed up individuals from Mars. They don't understand women at all. Course women store up crap for four months and then blaze out at the guy... which makes him brain dead trying to figure THAT out...

Hey, I understand ALL men now! LOL!
Author:  Melly [ Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:48 pm ]
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4 months? where have you been?......LOL......i store stuff from YEARS ago...hee, hee...and he wonders why he's losing hair......he's pulling it out!!........yuppers........YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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