I think you're lyin' about the synchronized pattycake... hmm! But I'll take your word for it.....
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| Author: | dumbdrums [ Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:55 pm ] |
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hi...... i am dumbdrums and i am a former karaokescene junkie....for those of you who remember me ill catch you up on what i been doin....... i have been on tour for 5 months now supporting my album release of "Etched In Stone" by my band Mikey Likes It.. I have been to every country except the ukrane and have opened for the likes of the Stones, Aerosmith, and Vanhalen.....on Regis I copped a quick feel off Kelly Rippa as she was making coffee in the green room....i am a presidential candidate on the lesser known "red eye" ticket and have all the stoner and swimmers votes in the bag.....i was the guy in the paris hilton video...i won a boiled egg eating contest during the haftime show of the Minnesota Vikings game...let me tell you, eating 52 boiled eggs in 5 minutes really screwed up my second half stats and the coach pulled me and put in this hack reciever randy moss.....oh yeah i medaled in the olypics in synchronized pattycake and i also discovered that the atom is made up of jello, not electrons as we have been led to believe........ |
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| Author: | HeatherDavis [ Fri Sep 17, 2004 3:08 pm ] |
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*cracks up* *slaps knees* *slaps dumbdrums* Now gimme back my riding crop i know you have it. |
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| Author: | Sheree [ Fri Sep 17, 2004 4:06 pm ] |
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I think you're lyin' about the synchronized pattycake... hmm! But I'll take your word for it.....
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| Author: | HeatherDavis [ Fri Sep 17, 2004 4:16 pm ] | ||
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Yeah I never heard of a rocker being that coordinated hmmmm.
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| Author: | Buttrfligyrl [ Sat Sep 18, 2004 7:49 am ] |
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Well Heather! If you'd bought his cd ya know he did the drums on there too.....so the boys gotta know how to keep the beat!!! Maybe he just visualized his next concert as he was competing against the Current World Champion....6 year old Lim E. Gelloh from Japan...... Oh man...still no coffee....it ain't my fault ya'll!!! |
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| Author: | dumbdrums [ Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:40 am ] |
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Lim E Gello is soooooo overrated...if they ever did a blood tox screen on her they would see that she is always hopped up on goofballs and mikes hard lemonade (ok....no jokes about me !)...her cadences are a joke and her "bubblegum in a dish" routine falls just shy of a will hung experiance....i remember the event well, i had just strained my right thumb and i thought i could not go on, but then i thought of all the little kids on americas playgrounds slapping their hands together with their playmates for the first time...the sounds of little voices singing.."a sailor went to I ..I ...I..." resonated in my head and from my role model core i summoned up the courage to walk onto the matt and slap my hands against my partners enduring needle like pains with each contact.....as i thought of the children that day i cried as we completed our most difficult part of the routine where we mix it up and do a right right left left inverted slap double clap (a move that only i have been able to pull off in competition)...as i looked over at your precious Lim E i laughed as the whole intricacy of our routine went over her little punk 6 year old head as she played with her bratz dolls waiting for her turn.........standing on the medal podeum as our flag was raised for our anthem the reality hit me that we had finally beat the russian 2nd graders and the siamese twins (who i think should be disqualified cause they share the same brain)i began to weep like a little girl.....i finally felt i belonged with all the other litttle girl pattycakers who only hung out with me in the olympic villiage cause i bought them smokes..........im sorry im crying right now i cant go on.....and most important, if you dream of being............hey is that my microwave beeping?.......spaghetti-Os are ready gotta go........bye! 
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| Author: | wannabe [ Sat Sep 18, 2004 10:38 am ] |
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That was soooooo inspirational....... I am so deeply moved by your courage and determination. I think we can all learn so much by your mere presence on this site. You are my hero. 
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| Author: | Sheree [ Sat Sep 18, 2004 10:58 am ] |
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Spaghetti-Os... yummm! 
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| Author: | Melly [ Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:30 am ] |
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Wow....give a Guy a FOGHAT song to sing and he goes wild in the green room...... ....AHA....found ya.. 
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