I'm doing a show the other night and some guy is sitting at the bar with his wife and yells, Hey is your name boobs. I saw the bartender V line for him. I thought boy I better come up with something quick before this goes bad. I responded, Your name wouldn't happen to be Dick would it.

I saw him sitting there thinking as the bartender watched to see what was going to happen. He apologized later.
Dealing with hecklers is part of the job unfortunately. I try to use humor to deflect it if I can. This instance it just happened to work.
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