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Author: | Sheree [ Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:54 pm ] |
Post subject: | I Don't Know Why |
Did you know that Marine biologists have used Barry White's music to encourage sharks to reproduce? Seriously. Which I find a little ironic given my history with Barry. In 1974 I had fallen hard for the Walrus of LOVE. That's right, I had a brief fling with the velvety voiced maestro during my junior year in high school. He had a bad habit of stopping in and eating everything in my kitchen. He would drop by and the first thing he would do is raid the fridge. I was getting pretty sick and tired of this routine when one day he stood at my open fridge eating the last bit of Watergate salad. I remember feeling like enough is enough...he then paused, looked up at me and told me that he wrote me a song. My ears perked and I slowly stopped clacking my Clackers....I said "lay it on me Barry!" Then he started singing "My darlin' I...can't get enough of your love babe" I was thinking hmm... this is a really cool song, perhaps I'll forgive him for squirting the last of the squeeze cheese down his velvet throat. Just as I started to get all tingly he starts singing "Girl, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know why, can't get enough of your love babe" ![]() I say "HOLD IT THERE BARE!" He looks at me with those puppy dog eyes and takes a swig of milk right from the carton--and with his deep bass voice and milk mustache lips he says "what baby?" I say, "what do you mean, you don't know why?" He says "what do you mean, what do I mean? It's just a song baby.." And I was all "You don't know why? Seriously?" And he was all "What's wrong baby?" That's when I knew. Barry and I were like.... through. That song still makes me mad. ![]() ![]() |
Author: | MorganLeFey [ Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:14 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: I Don't Know Why |
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Author: | dumbdrums [ Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:53 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: I Don't Know Why |
was he your first, your last..........your everything too ![]() true story, he has a child named "Fish".....yes, in the phone book, he is under White Fish.....i couldnt make this stuff up ....really ! |
Author: | MorganLeFey [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:08 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: I Don't Know Why |
Mikey hows yer parts? |
Author: | dumbdrums [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:30 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: I Don't Know Why |
my parts? are ya refering to my medical condition?..im ok...its something i really gotta take day by day and monitor the best i can..im trying to stay busy with my music and this nut sheree , who makes my heart flutter enough as it is ![]() |
Author: | Odie [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:24 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: I Don't Know Why |
Sheree, I don't know why, but this thread is very confusing to me! ![]() ![]() |
Author: | MorganLeFey [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:13 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: I Don't Know Why |
dumbdrums @ Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:30 pm wrote: my parts? are ya refering to my medical condition?..im ok...its something i really gotta take day by day and monitor the best i can..im trying to stay busy with my music and this nut sheree , who makes my heart flutter enough as it is
![]() hells teeth man I would never presume to use such a crass way of asking after your medical condition..."how's your parts" is kind of a way of asking how you're doing...sorry for the confusion ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Author: | knightshow [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:30 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: I Don't Know Why |
![]() Mickey, I'd have done the same thing! ![]() It does remind me that despite speaking "english", there's things a Star Trek Universal Translater wouldn't get right! ![]() |
Author: | knightshow [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:34 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: I Don't Know Why |
I read in Rolling Stone yesterday about the release of Soul Man, with the late Issaic Hayes and Bernie Mac... This thread makes me really want to see it. Bernie Mac and Samual L. Jackson... man, that's gotta be a HOOT! |
Author: | Sheree [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:52 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: I Don't Know Why |
Odie @ Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:24 am wrote: Sheree, I don't know why, but this thread is very confusing to me!
![]() ![]() Somebody actually read this? ![]() And I can't explain what this thread means Don. ![]() ![]() |
Author: | Sheree [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:56 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: I Don't Know Why |
dumbdrums @ Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:30 am wrote: my parts? are ya refering to my medical condition?..im ok...its something i really gotta take day by day and monitor the best i can..im trying to stay busy with my music and this nut sheree , who makes my heart flutter enough as it is
![]() Sooo......yer sayin' your parts are good then? ![]() Yer the nut. ![]() |
Author: | Sheree [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:08 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: I Don't Know Why |
Matt, I looked up the trailer for Soul Men....it looks hilarious! ![]() [youtube]WBmGVL6OBQQ[/youtube] |
Author: | knightshow [ Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:46 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: I Don't Know Why |
Yeah, I heard it was good! Bernie Mac MADE Transformers... he had a bit part as the used car salesman, and I was CRYING during that part! |
Author: | MorganLeFey [ Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:08 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: I Don't Know Why |
knightshow @ Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:30 am wrote: LOL @ confusion of "hows Yer Parts"!
Mickey, I'd have done the same thing! ![]() It does remind me that despite speaking "english", there's things a Star Trek Universal Translater wouldn't get right! ![]() Matt dont make me come over there ![]() ![]() |
Author: | dumbdrums [ Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:02 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: I Don't Know Why |
MorganLeFey @ 11/10/2008, 4:13 am wrote: dumbdrums @ Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:30 pm wrote: my parts? are ya refering to my medical condition?..im ok...its something i really gotta take day by day and monitor the best i can..im trying to stay busy with my music and this nut sheree , who makes my heart flutter enough as it is ![]() hells teeth man I would never presume to use such a crass way of asking after your medical condition..."how's your parts" is kind of a way of asking how you're doing...sorry for the confusion ![]() ![]() ![]() boy dont i feel like a "drongo"... ![]() |
Author: | dumbdrums [ Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:03 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: I Don't Know Why |
Sheree @ 11/10/2008, 3:56 pm wrote: dumbdrums @ Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:30 am wrote: my parts? are ya refering to my medical condition?..im ok...its something i really gotta take day by day and monitor the best i can..im trying to stay busy with my music and this nut sheree , who makes my heart flutter enough as it is ![]() Sooo......yer sayin' your parts are good then? ![]() Yer the nut. ![]() ive been waiting for this comment for a day now ![]() ![]() parts are parts aint they ? teehhee |
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