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Author:  Charmin_Gibson [ Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:23 pm ]
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You guys ever shop in those stores that have off the wall stuff?

I went to Spencers a coupla nights ago. I'm VERY bad about reading EVERY t-shirt, hat, bumper sticker, window sticker, and all that. Ya never know what you might find. (don't ever go in a Hallmark store with me, I leave no card unopened... I'm there for hours)  LOL

Anyways, there was this one shirt, I nearly fell on the floor laughing. Guys t-shirt, and it said:

Let's flip a coin
Heads, I get tail
Tails, I get head

LMAO

I am SO getting the hubby that for christmas. I've seen alot of funny slogans, but that was a new one for me.

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Author:  Catseyeview [ Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:44 pm ]
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Haha!!  I'm headin' to the mall after work and was plannin' on stoppin' in, guess what I'm lookin' for lol
Author:  Catseyeview [ Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:52 pm ]
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Dang, plum near fergot I ain't got noone to give a shirt like that.  Anyone wanna volunteer?    :bouncer:
Author:  knightshow [ Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:13 pm ]
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<-- loves Spensers
Author:  Keith02 [ Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:33 pm ]
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I'd volunteer, but odds are I'd also have to provide the coin. LMAO

THANK YOU Charmin!.....Are you going to deliver it in person or do you need my shipping address again?......If you ship it, make sure you are wearing it, ok?
Author:  Isis [ Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:57 pm ]
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My bumper sticker on my 1982 Chevette "  When I grow up I am going to be a Corvette"
Author:  Crystal [ Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:58 pm ]
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Tyler's brother in-law has a shirt that has upside-down words that say:

"If you can read this, please put me back on my barstool"
Author:  Odie [ Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:10 am ]
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BlueStainedShoes @ Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:23 pm wrote:
You guys ever shop in those stores that have off the wall stuff?

I went to Spencers a coupla nights ago. I'm VERY bad about reading EVERY t-shirt, hat, bumper sticker, window sticker, and all that. Ya never know what you might find. (don't ever go in a Hallmark store with me, I leave no card unopened... I'm there for hours)  LOL

Anyways, there was this one shirt, I nearly fell on the floor laughing. Guys t-shirt, and it said:

Let's flip a coin
Heads, I get tail
Tails, I get head

LMAO

I am SO getting the hubby that for christmas. I've seen alot of funny slogans, but that was a new one for me.

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Wow!  :shock:  Well, lets see if this ends up a popular Christmas spirited gift!  LMAO
Author:  Murray C [ Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:40 am ]
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One of my favourite bumper stickers.......

God, I hate TLA's
Author:  Sinnamon [ Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:54 am ]
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Hey Charmin  :hug:

I'm the exact same way about reading every funny shirt/hat/bumper sticker/card...lmao...I could spend hours...and have!

Here's one of my current favorite shirts for men:

Under this shirt are two magnificent breasts.
But because I'm a man, suddenly it's a bad thing!

LOL
Author:  ml_texas [ Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:22 am ]
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Charmin, I wonder if it is too late to put a request into my wife for one of those! lol --Mike
Author:  knightshow [ Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:38 am ]
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Sinnamon @ Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:54 pm wrote:
Hey Charmin  :hug:

I'm the exact same way about reading every funny shirt/hat/bumper sticker/card...lmao...I could spend hours...and have!

Here's one of my current favorite shirts for men:

Under this shirt are two magnificent breasts.
But because I'm a man, suddenly it's a bad thing!

LOL
THAT's FUNNY!

((might have to go and get me one of those! LOL!))
Author:  Crystal [ Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:56 am ]
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I saw a guy at the drugstore yesterday.... Big jolly-lookin guy. His shirt said:



I have the body of a god

(too bad it's Buddha)
Author:  Catseyeview [ Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:04 pm ]
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lol

My sister got a t-shirt for my new nephew (10 days old):

"I only cry when ugly people hold me"
Author:  Crystal [ Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:18 pm ]
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LMAO!!

I've seen a TON of awesome baby shirts lately!!

1.) B!tch better give me my bottle!
2.) Daddy's little squirt (picture of sperm)
3.) I ripped mommy a new one (HEY! That is NOT funny!)
4.) They shake me


Last year I saw this guy come into my work with his girlfriend and his shirt said "Oh her? She's just a friend"
I would burn that shirt if I were her!!
Author:  knightshow [ Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:47 pm ]
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Ruthie and I joked about having t-shirts for karaoke.

Mine would say "If you wanna get bumped up, sleep with the kj!"

Hers would say "I sleep with the KJ!"

I think it's funny, but we never did it, because of a couple of people that were prudes and when we mentioned it offhandedly to them, they got all upset...
Author:  pflugerville [ Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:02 pm ]
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BlueStainedShoes @ Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:23 pm wrote:
Let's flip a coin
Heads, I get tail
Tails, I get head

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that's a great shirt!

I've become famous for my shirts.  everyone always wants to "read what my shirt says this week"

"I'm probably lying"
"I'm definitely up to something"
"Hey, I'm out of bed and dressed.  What more do you want?"
"Hunt University" (my last name)
"This is the part where I nod and act like I'm listening"
"I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter"
"Jingle my bells!"

---in the style of a caution sign---
"Warning-contents of this shirt are extremely unstable.  Any irritation or aggrivation may be hazardous to your health"

---in the style of a caution sign---
"Stand Back! I don't know how big this thing gets!"

---with a little monster guy holding a bat---
"I wish you were a pinata"

and my personal favorite----
"This shirt has a lot of words on it but doesn't really say much of anything.  You must feel fairly stupid by nowsince you're standing there wasting your time reading it.  Well, you've almost made it to the end so you might as well go ahead and finish.  Congratulations, you've made it to the second to the last sentence.
What a LOSER!"
Author:  pflugerville [ Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:03 pm ]
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oh! i almost left out

"Some people say I have a bad attitude...Those people are stupid!"
Author:  pflugerville [ Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:05 pm ]
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Crystal @ Sat Dec 15, 2007 12:58 am wrote:
Tyler's brother in-law has a shirt that has upside-down words that say:

"If you can read this, please put me back on my barstool"

reminds me of the one the bikers around here wear...

"If you can read this, the bi-tch fell off"
Author:  Charmin_Gibson [ Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:24 pm ]
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Catseyeview @ Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:04 pm wrote:
lol

My sister got a t-shirt for my new nephew (10 days old):

"I only cry when ugly people hold me"


Oh gosh, don't get me started on T-shirts the grandbaby has.  LMAO

*What happens at Grandmas, stays at Grandmas*

*I still live with my parents*

*I do all my own stunts*

Well, hell, they don't look too funny written here, but they're hillarious when you see them on a toddling 1 1/2 year old who's hell on wheels;)

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