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All concerned are to meet at my place early in AM.....I've got gallons of beer on ice and a half-breed yellow dog that I think will be sober enuff to help search.

I'm thinking we will all eat real good, then get drunk and then stumble around in the woods near my house calling her name.....I've been doing that last few nights but I'm thinking I need your help to cover more ground.

If any of you have a pair of her panties you could loan me it might help the dog pick up her trail.

If any of you have a pair of her panties you could loan me it might help the dog pick up her trail.[/quote]

I think any pair of panties, from any of the lovely ladies on this site will do....the dog just needs to know we're looking for a female.....just my opinion.... ....I know your pretty busy Keith, so you can use my address as to where the delectables....I mean panties can be sent....and I'll deliver them.. for the search.....

You guys are certifiable

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I heard Kappy has a dog training video like that..  LMAO

Kappy has a dog that's certifiable?  

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This explains everything now -

Last night I saw a dog walking around with a girl's panties on his head and a drunk guy following him yelling "Find my Charmin".

I thought he was out of toilet paper.  LMAO

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Wrong, that was ME with the panties on my head.....Down on all fours.....

Charmin is gonna KILL you for the toilet paper thang!

I'm packing my bags and going under witmess protection services right now.

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I 'bout fell offa my chair Babs...  LMAO

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Sounds good to me Keith...I'll get drunk and fulla good food for no good reason at all!  LOL  

And if we actually did find Charmin that would be a bonus...but I might be tempted to sneak her out without tellin' ya'll...  LMAO

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BTW, Mr. Whipple died.  Without him and the TV ads none of this would be possible!
So let's all bow our heads in a moment of silence.  :(  

Keith, for crise sake, quit talking about my panties while I'm gone;)

I'm fine- I sent ya a PM- so give that half breed doggy a rest from his sniffin' duties.

I've just been *busy*. (fortunately, I have no new songs posted with comments not replied to- or I'd be on everyone's shytlist apparently) Couldn't resist making that backhanded comment.

Speaking of "backhand", where's Babs? Lol... kidding.... it's all good. I got used to those remarks by the time I hit 2nd grade;)

 Keith... I know ya miss me, but geez... you have my email... use it from now on. I don't log in here much anymore yanno.  I woulda missed this thread if someone hadn't emailed me about it.  :wave:

And yes, Mr, Whipple just died... for some reason, I feel like I should have attended the funeral. How sad.  :D  :(

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I violated our trust and lost your email addy AND your panties(I think the dog ate them, so he's in observation)........Now I can't cyber with you.

For crise sake, you lose it quite often don't you?

Next thing you'll do is email me and say "oh, guess what, i still had you in my email addy book after all".  :no: (speaking from experience here)

The panties are replaceable... but you need to keep track of my email addy;)

singin_along  

(at yahoo)

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Panties are NOT replaceable till they come off....But even then they don't need replacing unless ripped off, lost or stolen.

But that's half the fun-ripping getting them ripped off, lost or stolen.

So little Charmin, when was the last time you sneaked home with torn or missing panties?....And how did you explain it?

Did I mention Fidelco kicked me out've the "Service Dog" training program ?  I was taking a less conventional approach to training Guide dogs <shrug>

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Charmin  squeezably soft  :D

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In all the right places doncha know;)  :whistle:

(now stop that lil' missy)  :D

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Nope...don't EVER stop...NEVER    :whistle:  :hug:  :worship:

Hiya doll!!

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Hiya handsome...  :hug:

How ya been? Hell, where ya been?

We have some catching up to do one of these days.... wanna fly out this weekend?  :D

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