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Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:21 am ]
Post subject:  Six things, (order might be incorrect.)
1)  I have Adobe Audition finally

2)  Can't find my wallet,  I checked all my pockets several times and
     realized that's useless because since I'm naked there are few pockets
     that would accomodate my wallet :thinkin:

4)  My feet are cracked and parched but I hate skin cremes

3)  to buy Sudafed you need to show your drivers license and my license
    is in my wallet with my money. It was embarassing standing in line at
    CVS only to realize I didn't have my wallet.  (fortuneately I was naked,
    otherwise I'd have made an (@$%&#!) out've myself, good thing this was a
    dream, otherwise I'd need to make an additional trip home to search
    for my wallet and my feet are parched)
 
    (I'm going back to sleep,  I woke up to go to the bathroom, I haven't a
    clue why I'm here typing this drivel)

6)  Why is Stephen Wright so popular when all I have to show for my lame
     humor is posts such as this one ?

5)  insert this after four, which belongs which belongs after three which is
     before six
Author:  Catseyeview [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:01 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Six things, (order might be incorrect.)
Errmmmmmmmmmm, I know nuffink 'bout the wallet  :whistle:
Author:  MorganLeFey [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:17 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Six things, (order might be incorrect.)
it was keith I saw him the light fingered little buga  :whistle:
Author:  karyoker [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:30 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Six things, (order might be incorrect.)
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2)  Can't find my wallet,  I checked all my pockets several times and
    realized that's useless because since I'm naked there are few pockets
    that would accomodate my wallet Thinkin


Pizza delivery is ringing the door bell...

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 My feet are cracked and parched but I hate skin cremes


1/3 WD 40 2/3 Brylcreem Applied twice daily for 2 weeks.

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1)  I have Adobe Audition finally


123 Waco Way Taos New Mexico Ask for Maria.
Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 6:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Six things, (order might be incorrect.)
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1/3 WD 40 2/3 Brylcreem Applied twice daily for 2 weeks.



I ran out've Brylcreem and Score.. I found a much better concoction tho.  I'll share the secret cuz you folks are cool 'n stuff..

Below are ingredients and tools needed for proper foot care:

Mixing bowl capable of holding at least several gallons and mixer:
Compass

Also Needed:
one 24 oz can of Schlitz "The Bull" Malt Liquor
two quarts of 10W-40 motor oil (NEVER EVER use synthetic)
8 oz. of Linseed oil
12 oz turpentine
two pints Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream
vanilla extract


I stay away from conventional skin-cremes because they are just too greasy and make me feel so sticky and dirty !!!

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123 Waco Way Taos New Mexico ask for Maria


Say it soft and it's almost like praying !  She's in Roswell now.
Author:  jdmeister [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:51 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Six things, (order might be incorrect.)
Naked? Ewwwww..
Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:15 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Six things, (order might be incorrect.)
Maria was fully clothed during each session
Author:  Charmin_Gibson [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:37 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Six things, (order might be incorrect.)
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1)  I have Adobe Audition finally


:hi5:  :dancin: .... Now you can record and sub in SS? No? Well, it was a thought anyhow.

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2)  Can't find my wallet,  I checked all my pockets several times and
     realized that's useless because since I'm naked there are few pockets
     that would accomodate my wallet :thinkin:


Us girls must stick together, Cat didn't tell me NOTHIN'.  :whistle:  

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4)  My feet are cracked and parched but I hate skin cremes


Ewww Steven!
(okay, so I always get summer feet, cause I run barefoot too much... soak them in hot water with Epsom salts, then smother them with vaseline- I'm sure you have some of that handy? Lol- then put thick socks on and leave on overnight. Do for 3 nights in a row, then pumice them daily to get them smooth)

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3)  to buy Sudafed you need to show your drivers license and my license
    is in my wallet with my money.


You don't need manufactured meds. Forget the sudafed, go have some (extra hot) salsa and your sinus troubles will be over.

 
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6)  Why is Stephen Wright so popular when all I have to show for my lame
     humor is posts such as this one ?


Same reason Mr Whipple gets all the attention and I get none... your famous name was already taken.

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5)  insert this after four, which belongs which belongs after three which is
     before six


Go back to bed Steven;)

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