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Shopping for the Kids.  (concerns regarding Kidnapping)



Shopping for the children became easier in the late 90's when legislature passed the federal law that as of the fall (around 1998), all kid's were to be born with barcodes on them. Some people naturally feel that this is somewhat of an invasion of personal privacy, but since I'll likely never have children it's nothing I'm overly concerned about. I worry about more realistic things that hit closer to home, such as if I ever do breed, will the off-spring have 5 or 6 claw's per pad ? I'd hope all in the litter are healthy !

On a more serious note (and naturally I don't want to start any rumor's but) I heard that when you purchase your child on Ebay, the Uniform Code Council recently enforced that a UPC number must always be present on the kid's barcode. Now I'm not positive about this, so please don't quote me !

OK, I know I'm being goofy, so I'll get to the point. Ordering another person on Ebay is never a good idea. Certain things just aren't meant for mail order. It's always a good idea to see what you're getting first. There are several reason's for this of course (age has little to do with it) assuming it's even an adult you'd like to meet; I'll give you a few hypothetical examples as to why it's best to pick up your date in person !! One example of course is that UPS shipping is often horrid, you never know if the holes in your lovers' transport box, and orange rinds will actually be enough to keep them comfortable and well hydrated in the heart of the summer months, and what's even worse is that the one time I was in fact hoping to have a social life, not only was my prospective wife a "knockoff" of the real person, but right next to the valve, there was no psi marking. Now I realize what some of you are likely thinking at this point; "Isn't Kappy being awfully picky and perfectionistic?" (remember this is hypothetical) Well, I'm willing to own up to the fact that it might be my own fault for not scrutinizing the description and photo's well enough on the sellers page before bidding on that particular Dutch auction, but seriously, I wanted a girl from the Netherlands, and how could I have suspected I wasn't getting the real thing ? The feedback profile looked quite good to be honest. Assuming I did compromise, I still would have had no way of knowing what pressure to inflate her to. Needless to say, such a beginning almost always insures you that shortly down the road there will be irreconcilable differences between you, and your mate !
I returned the item, but I still left a neutral feedback. What really eat's me up is that on the 89th day (of the allowable 90 day period to leave feedback on the transaction) the seller neg'd me  Had I not been communicative I can understand this however I Emailed this particular person at least 4X per day, and even tried to contact them via phone at all hours of the morning ! (They had to have been home, I tried every 1/2 hour). These particular seller's just didn't seem to want to work with me. It's very difficult to know whether a seller likes people or not. These people obviously did not !

So in a nutshell, this really makes me think twice about some of the people that sell on Ebay. Have they no shame ?

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Guess what?
Bon Jovi was on SNL this weekend. (Jon hosted).

Anyways, Richie still looks hot, and sounds great.
Can you PLEASE buy him for me?

Here's my eBay gripe. Suppose someone is too shy to buy UW in the store in person. Suppose said person decides eBay has great deals and decides to buy it there because you can be anonymous. GREAT idea. Except....the stinking seller prints the bra size on the outside of the pkg. for all to see. Suppose your mailman likes to play "what's in the pkg." with you....

OMG!



I need my Velcro.

I need to check them out,  I'm going to see if I can find more recent photos of them, I'm curious, Sambora must be around 48 now.. Curious, I'd imagine they still are decent looking, they are good looking guys (at least from a womans perspective). I can understand how women find them attractive is what I'm trying to say.. But as a lesbian, they do nothing for me personally.

Don't let the mailmans reaction throw you off like all else he and you get used to it... The first couple of times my box came vibrating naturally I was embarrassed, but I always think... I asked the sales person to write "This device is not for Steve" on the packing Remember, to all problems, exists a solution.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

 LMAO  LMAO

OK, he's lately been in rehab...and maybe he looks a tad worse for the wear, but Kappy
his HAIR. *Heart Flutters* And you know something, he was always very stylish, he always looked so good in hats.

And OK, maybe he was plastered with makeup on SNL, but for goodness' sake...he was
married to your little wench, Heather. That in itself could age ANY man.

Lena,  these are performing artists always under the limelight, how do you know it's "HIS" hair and not a weave ?  Ever notice how many in our graduating year books after HS are bald or really thin but with the exception of Peter Frampton (and a few others who are allowing themselves to be themselves) these rock musicians that abused the crap out've themselves seem to have really nice heads of long thick hair ?  Do you really think the Rolling stones don't get home after a concert and take their wigs off dropping them by their shoes at the motel room after a tough performance ?  These stage folks don't look like this first thing in the morning,  believe me I know...  If I didn't swear to confidentiality I'd tell you the funny story about Jaqueline Smiths hair this morning...  I know,  you don't believe me because the models are usually blonds,  but seriously... These people look different in real

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Holy xit..  This guy is MUCH more giften than I knew

http://www.pbs.org/kcet/tavissmiley/arc ... mbora.html

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".