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Bad news in the finance sector

The knock-on effect from the US sub-prime market shows no sign of
letting up in Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai bank announced plans to
cut some of its branches. Yesterday it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today
shares in Kamikaze bank were suspended after they nose-dived and
500 back office staff at Karate Bank got the chop. Analysts
report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi bank and
staff fear they could get a raw deal.

And  eggs in China dropped from 79 cents/dozen to 36 cents due to the fact that roosters started laying eggs too. It is a matter of supply and demand,, The house of representatives immediately passed a bill against gay roosters and the senate quit eating scrambled eggs altogether. Waffle house is trying to form a non-violent protest in DC Make mine scattered smothered and covered,,,

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Laff if you want and I will laff with you, but get ready for super high gas prices and total sticker shock even at Wal-Mart.

I've pulled out of stocks-both domestic and European/Asian-and dumped everything into fed securities-and even those ain't safe, but they are my last resort.....China and Russia are fixing to hit our dollar really hard....Japan sees it coming....North Korea is wringing it's hands hoping for it and so is India and Pakistan......England is our Miner's Canary and will collapse first with us right behind them......It's looking like a cold winter with no thaw in sight.....By 2020 we here will be living like the middle class in India.

Oh, don't worry. The end of the world is scheduled for 2113. So we can skip that worry. (Always glad to help out!)

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I'm enjoying the $1.04 or is it $1.05 Canadian now, as the Loonie soars.

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