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Author: | johnny reverb [ Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:17 am ] |
Post subject: | Bad day |
I can't do anything right A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for > half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next > to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The > poor little guy starts crying. > > 'Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time,' > the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to > see a man crying.' > > 'This is the worst day of my life,' says the little guy between sobs. > 'I can't do anything right.' 'I overslept and was late to an important > meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, > I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insur ance. > > I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed > ; with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying > to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then > you show up and drink the damn poison.' > |
Author: | SweetestL [ Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:38 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Bad day |
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Author: | Babs [ Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:16 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Bad day |
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Author: | Catseyeview [ Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:32 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Bad day |
I stand by my statement of many many times...... You are just totally et up Johnny LMAO |
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