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I can't do anything right



A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for
>     half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next
>     to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The
>     poor little guy starts crying.
>
>     'Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time,'
>     the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to
>     see a man crying.'
>
>     'This is the worst day of my life,' says the little guy between  sobs.
>     'I can't do anything right.' 'I overslept and was late to an important
>     meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot,
>     I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insur ance.
>
>     I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed
>     ; with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying
>     to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then
>     you show up and drink the damn poison.'
>

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