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Author:  Babs [ Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:44 am ]
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LMAO

I started going to a tanning bed to get a little sun before I go on vacation. We're going to be at a bunch of water parks, so I didn't want to ruin my vacation by getting burnt the first day. So instead I get burnt by the tanning bed.  LMAO

I went 3 days for 10 minutes and did fine, so I upped my time a little. My back side burnt so bad I couldn't sleep all night. Sitting is a chore too.

Now 3 days later and ton of aloe vera my a$$ is still killing me.

This is a warning to all fair skinned white butts out there. Beware of tanning beds.  LMAO
Author:  Lonman [ Mon Jun 18, 2007 12:05 pm ]
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You are not supposed to go everyday  :no: .  You also don't up your time after 3 visits either until you have a darker base.
Author:  johnny reverb [ Mon Jun 18, 2007 12:50 pm ]
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Guess that put a halt to those spankings, you love so much. LMAO ......Ocean Potion is pretty good stuff for that, but I don't know if we can find it around here.....Solarcain, and some Vicodin is all I can think of.......couldn't happen to a nicer A$$ though.... LMAO
Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:03 pm ]
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Quote:
My back side burnt so bad I couldn't sleep all night. Sitting is a chore too.

Now 3 days later and ton of aloe vera my a$$ is still killing me.



Rumor has it you're making all this up,  so to cover your a$$, feel free to post photos !


(nice thing about typing in chatrooms all day is that I keep my a@@ where the sun don't shine !   Don't even need to exercize to get the ideal washboard flat firm a@@ that retains it's perfect computer chair contour flatness !)

Kappy <------  One a$$ that's straight as an arrow !
Author:  Charmin_Gibson [ Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:39 pm ]
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LMAO

Babs, you're killin' me.

I've never used a taning bed, I use the old fashioned method of good ol' sunshine. BUT.... I've tanned my hiney cheeks a few times too.

Get a jar of Noxzema cold cream. (the original blue jar they've always had, not any of the newer stuff in tubes)

Awesomest stuff I've ever used for sunburned cheeks. (both kinds of them...)  LOL


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Author:  Isis [ Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:51 pm ]
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That sucks!!! Butt, believe me I know how you feel.. It happened to me 1 week before Rich and I got married. Go back to the tanning salon and tell them you are really burned and they should have some lotion that will clear it up in a day or two.  That's what I did and after 2 days I was all better...
Author:  Lonman [ Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:03 pm ]
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Any Aloe based cream or lotion made for burns will be fine & cheaper than what the tanning places will sell you - I know I owned a tanning place  :shock:
Author:  knightshow [ Mon Jun 18, 2007 6:01 pm ]
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please post pics (or email me) of the burned areas... I'll give you my best advice on how to help you heal! Yowsa yowsa yowsa! LOL!
Author:  johnny reverb [ Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:41 am ]
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Actually my Babsie Poo.... LMAO ....rare enzymes, that completely neutralize the pain of sunburn, are contained within the chemical composition of my, even rarer, saliva..........though several hours of application are necessary, the end(pun intended.... LOL ) result can be most gratifying. And yes, as luck would have it,.........this Doctor makes house calls......... :wave:  :drool:  LMAO
Author:  knightshow [ Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:52 am ]
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l o l

Noxema has a good cooling effect on burned skin!
Author:  pflugerville [ Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:27 pm ]
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Best Bet....True Aloe, not the stuff from a bottle or can or lotion.  get a plant, break the tip of a "leaf" off and rub the gooey stuff all over your hiney.  I am fortunate to have enough Cherokee in me that even when I "burn" it turns tan the net day (which really pi.sses the wife off!), but i have treated plenty of sunburns.  anyway, the other thing to do is use a good moisturizing cream to help minimize peeling.  also, if you don't already, sleep without anything touching the burnt area letting the air get to it.  this will most likely mean sleeping on your stomach.  one last thing, if you put the aloe on before going to bed, you will stain your sheets.
Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:11 pm ]
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The best bet is MODERATION  You don't over do that type thing in a short time period.
Author:  karyoker [ Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:37 pm ]
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Ive been burned on the beach but my most favorite memory is when we went marlin fishin out of Mazatlan for the day.. About noon I took my boots and socks off snd put my bare feet on the gunwhale.  Sat there drinking Pascifico beer and dreaming about things and just relaxing like only one can do in Mexico....We went out that night to our beach hotel lounge and I had a blister on my ankle half the size of a golf ball I begged the waitress for montequilla (butter) She brought it over and I starting rubbing it on my ankle. Her eyes flew wide open "por le sol?" Si...She looked at me and said You gringos are loco!!!I laughed so  hard I was crying LMAO
Author:  Babs [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:46 am ]
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Lonman @ Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:05 pm wrote:
You are not supposed to go everyday  :no: .  You also don't up your time after 3 visits either until you have a darker base.


LMAO I should have talked to you sooner.

How often should I go? and when do I know when to up my minutes?
Author:  Babs [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:47 am ]
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Isis @ Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:51 pm wrote:
That sucks!!! Butt, believe me I know how you feel.. It happened to me 1 week before Rich and I got married. Go back to the tanning salon and tell them you are really burned and they should have some lotion that will clear it up in a day or two.  That's what I did and after 2 days I was all better...


You poor thing. I really felt your pain.  :D
Author:  Babs [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:50 am ]
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BlueStainedShoes @ Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:39 pm wrote:
LMAO

Babs, you're killin' me.

I've never used a taning bed, I use the old fashioned method of good ol' sunshine. BUT.... I've tanned my hiney cheeks a few times too.

Get a jar of Noxzema cold cream. (the original blue jar they've always had, not any of the newer stuff in tubes)

Awesomest stuff I've ever used for sunburned cheeks. (both kinds of them...)  LOL


.


I've been told to use Noxema, but was to scared to try it. I was also told to try watered down vinegar. I stuck with the aloe, but thank you.
Author:  Babs [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:56 am ]
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Itchy itchy itchy

I'm in the itching stage now. I'm wondering if this means I'll for sure peel.

Sorry no pictures - I really don't think anyone would want to see THIS!
Everyone I show steps back and gasps. Not a good sign.  LMAO
Author:  Steven Kaplan [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:18 am ]
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Quote:
This is a warning to all fair skinned white butts out there. Beware of tanning beds.


I still have sun lamps.   Try falling asleep under one of those !   I've done it.  You don't do it twice.  Although I've done that too :(
Author:  Babs [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:32 am ]
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I remember the old sun lamps from high school. Dangerous things. I guess you are safe though Kappy with that magic saliva of yours. It brings new meaning to licking your own wounds.  LMAO
Author:  Lonman [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:41 am ]
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Babs @ Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:46 am wrote:
Lonman @ Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:05 pm wrote:
You are not supposed to go everyday  :no: .  You also don't up your time after 3 visits either until you have a darker base.


LMAO I should have talked to you sooner.

How often should I go? and when do I know when to up my minutes?


You are not supposed to go more than every other day.  
When you get into the booth, you start off slow for a FEW - about 5/6 - visits (you were good at 10 minutes) then gradually build up a minute or 2 max the next set of visits.  You know you've been in too long if you start getting a sort of tingling sensation & I don't care if you still have paid minutes - get out!  You are done for the day.  If you didn't feel comfortable with the upped minutes - or had to get out early, then back down a minute next time.
And always use a good INDOOR non-oil based tanning lotion.  Outdoor only & oil based lotions can ruin the acrylic bed liners.
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